The goal of a trade is to get the better of your opponent. “Suckers,” is what you’re hoping to scream at your trade partners. Let them feel your wrath but brain-wise. Actually, BrainWise is what you think they call you in your league. Like Pennywise, but with brains. “Don’t trade with BrainWise,” is what you […]
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Ryan Pepiot, 2026 Fantasy Baseball Sleeper
January 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 16 Commentsby: Grey
You know what kind of fantasy baseball sleeper Ryan Pepiot is? A lay-up. Now it’s up to me to prove that. Once upon a time, Itch placed Ryan Pepiot in the top 100 prospects. There was talk when he was on the Dodgers, as a prospect, he might be an ace in the making. Here […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jack Leiter, 2026 Fantasy Baseball Sleeper
January 4, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 12 Commentsby: Grey
Oh, I absolutely wanted to give up on Jack Leiter. [snapping my fingers and shaking my tailfeather] What have you done for me lately, boy? What have you done lately for me? Nothing? Then I must ask you to leave. Goodbye. That’s how I felt, when I looked at his name. Just his name, by […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? If Tatsuya Wanna Sign With, Who Imai To Argue?
January 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 26 Commentsby: Grey
Tatsuya Imai signed with the Astros for an incredibly reasonable price (3-year, $54 million) and I have to be honest with you, I’m starting to get worried. We’re still a year out from a potential work stoppage, but it’s starting to feel like a lot of teams are in Hold Mode. And not Hold Mode […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Emmet Sheehan, 2026 Fantasy Baseball Sleeper
December 29, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 12 Commentsby: Grey
Emmet Sheehan came back from Tommy John last year, almost exactly 13 months from the surgery, and went 2.82 ERA, 0.97 WHIP with 10.9 K/9, 2.7 BB/9 in 73 1/3 IP. Um, how is he a sleeper? He’s an ace. Is he not an ace? Sure, he has five guys in front of him that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Chase Burns, 2026 Fantasy Baseball Sleeper
December 28, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 19 Commentsby: Grey
So, I’m not sure if Chase Burns is a sleeper, a rookie, both or something in-between we haven’t discovered yet. Maybe we’re discovering it on our own right now. We’re a bunch of fantasy baseball Magellans. Look at me, I’m wearing a puffy hat like Magellan and I’m in a ship with a handheld telescope. […]
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December 25, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 11 Commentsby: Grey
Went back and searched my posts for every mention of the word “sleeper” until the All-Star Break. So, if I said, “(player’s name) was going to be a 2026 fantasy baseball sleeper,” I made note of it with a slash. By the time I was done, if you put the Dominic Canzone slashes on a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Position Eligibility for 2026 Fantasy Baseball
December 22, 2025 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured | 20 Commentsby: Grey
Look at position eligibility like this, you have a toolbox filled with different positions, and you need a certain position for a certain hole in your lineup, or a screw for a certain hole to secure a latch. If you use the wrong screw, then the latch will be loose and you’ll need to translate […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Prospects For Baz O’s Trade Applauded By The Washington Post
December 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 24 Commentsby: Grey
Rays traded Shane Baz to the O’s. He was originally the player to be named later in the trade of Tyler Glasnow and Austin Meadows for Chris Archer. Rays turned Chris Archer into: Tyler Glasnow Austin Meadows Shane Baz Isaac Paredes Ryan Pepiot Jonny DeLuca Ty Johnson Hunter Bigge Christopher Morel Caden Bodine Slater De […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Matt Shaw, 2026 Fantasy Baseball Sleeper
December 18, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 14 Commentsby: Grey
There’s this thing that happens with fantasy baseballers (<–my mom’s term). They get crazy excited about a prospect being called up. A rookie gets their goose-willies pumping through their chest. Prospects with pedigree who have never had a moment of MLB play? That’s the rookie nookie the people love. Show me a guy with a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Luke Keaschall, 2026 Fantasy Baseball Sleeper
December 15, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 36 Commentsby: Grey
“Face down (in Statcast) and Keasc up? That’s the way I like my fantasy baseball sleepers!” That’s Uncle Luke, the original unc. Smart to see what others are saying first, so, here’s what I found first from Jeremy Brewer, “For all the rookies making a big impact on the fantasy game this year, Luke Keaschall […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Addison Barger, 2026 Fantasy Baseball Sleeper
December 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers, Featured | 20 Commentsby: Grey
Did I find myself crushing a bit on Addison Barger in the postseason? Is that how we ended up here? Yeah, maybe a little bit. In case you missed it: ADDISON BARGER LEAVES THE YARD! #ALCS pic.twitter.com/nulOn0Wugg — MLB (@MLB) October 20, 2025 Logan Gilbert is no joke. Granted, any pitcher can get any hitter […]
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