Buy The Best White MC Outta Detroit Since Eminem

March 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 265 Comments

*nudges the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, and it doesn’t move* “Oh my God, the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell is dead!” Drowsily, the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell begins to wake on the couch, “I’m not dead, you idiot. I’m hungover. Could you please stop screaming?” “Woo hoo! The Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell is alive!” Rubbing temples, sitting up and asking, […]

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MLB Deals Up Opening Day And Chourio Got A Bad Hand

March 26, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 158 Comments

by: Grey

There’s nothing like Opening Day. There’s a magical quality to starting anew. All your past demons are put to bed. You wake early to the sound of a Rooster because you left HBO on when you fell asleep and you stretch out your arms. It’s going to be different this year. This year is going […]

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Netflix Releases All 9 Innings of Opening Day

March 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 184 Comments

by: Grey

[long inhale]…ah…you smell that? It’s baseball writers using the word verdant…it’s Thing throwing out the first pitch on Netflix…it’s Anthony Rendon hitting the 60-day IL…It’s baseball, baby and it’s back! Turned on Netflix last night to watch the Giants vs. the Yankees and I thought about my great uncle. He’s 96 and is a Giants […]

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Razzball Staff Picks For 2026

March 24, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 212 Comments

by: Grey

Baseball starts tonight, get psyched! Right now, though, it’s time to focus on what’s important: preseason predictions! Before we dive deep into countless hours rearranging lineups, FAAB bids, and making trade offers in order to win a couple hundred dollars in our friends and family league, which equates to roughly twenty-eight cents per hour, we […]

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NFBC Draft Champions Draft Recap: I Cracked The Code

March 23, 2026 | Our Leagues | 177 Comments

by: Grey

The code I cracked? Not the Da Vinci Code or The Code, a movie I think I saw that I can’t remember seeing or who was in it and Google no longer works. This time, I cracked the NFBC code by drafting the best team I’ve ever drafted in forever. Forever, forever ever? Forever ever? […]

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Don’t Call Him P Didier, He’s RP Didier To Become SP Didier

March 22, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 282 Comments

by: Grey

Braves are hilarious. You think I was kidding all of those years and fifteen thousand references to the Shroud of Touki. You thought I just made up this mythical jacket that one Braves’ starter would wear each year that made them great out of nowhere. There was no truth to it? Explain how prior to […]

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Ye Savage Shoulder

March 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 182 Comments

by: Grey

Trey Yesavage will open season on the IL with a shoulder impingement. That’s the worst kind of after-dinner mint! Listing from best to worst: 1. Thin Mints 2. Those white candy mints that have the jelly in the middle that they had in a wheelie thing at diners. 3. There’s no 3. 4. Melted puddle […]

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Starters to Target for 2026 Fantasy Baseball

March 18, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers | 104 Comments

by: Grey

Today concludes the fantasy baseball sleepers‘ portion of our program. Like the 3rd basemen to target, 2nd basemen to target or outfielders to target, this post is necessary. You need to target the right names at the end of the draft for starters. As I always say, starters are available later. As with other target […]

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Outfielders to Target for 2026 Fantasy Baseball

March 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers | 120 Comments

by: Grey

We (me) have gone over the catchers sleepers, 1st basemen sleepers, 2nd basemen sleepers, shortstops sleepers, and 3rd basemen sleepers, because I have to do everything around here! Look at me, throwing shade like a beach umbrella! That makes sense…if you don’t think about it! That’s what I want my bumper sticker to say, “That […]

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3rd Basemen to Target for 2026 Fantasy Baseball

March 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers | 153 Comments

by: Grey

Excuse the exposition and this clunky intro into the aforementioned exposition, but here’s the catchers to target, 1st basemen to target, 2nd basemen to target, and shortstops to target. These 3rd basemen to target are being drafted after 200 overall. Hopefully, you drafted Jose Ramirez or Maikel Garcia or Manny Machado already, because, otherwise, you’re […]

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Tout Wars Draft Recap: Aiming To Repeat (Or Maybe Slightly Worse)

March 15, 2026 | Our Leagues | 112 Comments

by: Grey

Last year I learned it’s better to come in 2nd than 1st. I was leading for most of last year but tripped in September and finished in 2nd. At first, I felt defeated, but the longer I sat with my 2nd place finish, the more I realized that 2nd place is first place without being […]

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Fantasy Baseball War Room, 2026 Edition

March 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy | 166 Comments

by: Grey

This Sunday I take part in the Tout Wars draft. Wish me luck! I’m kidding. I don’t need luck. I need someone else to draft my team for me. Oh, I know, the Fantasy Baseball War Room! So, do you not know the Fantasy Baseball War Room? Well, you should. It’s the most important fantasy baseball […]

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Buy The Best White MC Outta Detroit Since Eminem

MLB Deals Up Opening Day And Chourio Got A Bad Hand

Netflix Releases All 9 Innings of Opening Day

Razzball Staff Picks For 2026

NFBC Draft Champions Draft Recap: I Cracked The Code

Don’t Call Him P Didier, He’s RP Didier To Become SP Didier

Ye Savage Shoulder

Starters to Target for 2026 Fantasy Baseball

Outfielders to Target for 2026 Fantasy Baseball

3rd Basemen to Target for 2026 Fantasy Baseball

Tout Wars Draft Recap: Aiming To Repeat (Or Maybe Slightly Worse)

Fantasy Baseball War Room, 2026 Edition