The 1927 Red Sox are answering the age-old question, is it better to be loved or feared? Neither, it’s better to hit some freakin’ dongs! Louie Armstrong knows where it’s at when he questions, Wilyer or Won’tyer be my baby? By the way, that’s like Should I Stay Or Should I Go. Bro, “If I […]
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I’ll Adley Trade You Monday For A Prospect Burger Today
August 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 207 Commentsby: Grey
Marlins have been rebuilding since the early 2000’s, but there was never a real feeling that they were trying. I can’t remember a time the Reds haven’t been rebuilding. But the Orioles? They’ve been rebuilding for what, 15 years? Okay, but they were supposed to be done rebuilding! They were sniffing glue on their prospects […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Dodgers Pour Tarik Into Their Day Parade Of Aces
August 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 286 Commentsby: Grey
Dodgers are at 41% chance of winning the World Series. In a game like baseball, where anything can happen on any given day, that’s insane. Dodgers should be more like 98%. Who’s doing these odds? They’re so dumb! Why couldn’t any other team but the Dodgers get Tarik Skubal? It’s not like other teams don’t […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buy The Lesbian Wash Towel Set (Her-Her)
July 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 150 Commentsby: Grey
The Heriberto Hernandez buys started on July 10th, when I said, “If you prorate–[Mr. Prorater skydives through my ceiling, legs crashing through, but getting stuck] Damn it, Mr. Prorater! “Sorry, I misjudged the angle. Prorated it at 45 degrees. Anyway! Heriberto is a 30/15 hitter in a full season of at-bats. Wow! Now, can you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Max Clark was called up by the Tigers and the chain discourse is about to get crazier than what was Nancy Reagan doing on Mr. T’s lap. You look at Max Clark’s sprint speed and I look at Max Clark’s sprint speed with and without chains. We. Are. Not. The. Same. You look at Max […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The title of this post is basically snapping the Twins in half. They are like, “Please, can I hide my face, I’ve been snapped in half.” Which face though, because if you get snapped in half you automatically get two faces. One top face, we’ll call it Face A. Then your 2nd half face, which […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Troy Melton The Face Off Orioles
July 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 162 Commentsby: Grey
I wanna talk about Troy Melton but first we have to acknowledge the Tigers scored 14 with the hitting stars being: Gleyber Torres (2-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 5th homer). I’m convinced Hinch saw that Gleyber used to bat at the top of the Yanks’ lineup — three years ago — and was like, “Welp, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?You know the concept of Yin/Yang? Definition online (which might be 65% accurate because it’s online): An ancient Chinese philosophy that describes how two opposite, complementary forces interact to form a balanced and connected whole. Let’s use that to explain the two big stars for the Mets. Imagine you have a Yin, let’s call them, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I Am Serious And Stop Trading Mead/Early
July 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 248 Commentsby: Grey
Late Saturday night, the Red Sox traded Connelly Early to the Nats for Curtis Mead. Check out Curtis Mead’s trade tree: Curtis Mead was traded from the Phils to the Rays for Cristopher Sanchez. Oofa! Who says the Rays always get the best side of a trade? Next up, Mead went to the White Sox […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? This Year Power Tools Is What Everyone Is Buying At CES
July 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 142 Commentsby: Grey
[sitting down to pitch Netflix execs] “So, you open with a host saying, ‘Welcome back to our favorite program, ‘Post-Post-Post-Post…’ and the host says ‘post’ for thirty minutes, looks at his watch, then says, ‘Welp, that’s all the time we have,’ and that’s the entire show about Christian Encarnacion-Strand, never getting to say ‘Post-hype prospect.’ […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Hitters Aren’t Gavin A Good Time
July 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 95 Commentsby: Grey
Try not to do ledes about the same player, especially not in quick succession, but Gavin Williams is working with fire right now and there were five games yesterday. MLB doing their schedule: Rob Manfred, “Let’s put a game here, and here…” “Hey, Rob, like, I dig how you’re doing the schedule, ya know. Like […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Merrill Finally Gets The Jackson
July 22, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 133 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Jackson Merrill went 2-for-4 with his 14th homer, 2nd homer in two games, four homers in four games. Okay, but what you really want to talk about is how Luis Rengifo homered — a tomato is thrown, and it connects — Bull’s eye to side of my head. Ow! What? Rengifo could do something–A […]
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