by: Grey
Late Saturday night, the Red Sox traded Connelly Early to the Nats for Curtis Mead. Check out Curtis Mead’s trade tree: Curtis Mead was traded from the Phils to the Rays for Cristopher Sanchez. Oofa! Who says the Rays always get the best side of a trade? Next up, Mead went to the White Sox […]
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[sitting down to pitch Netflix execs] “So, you open with a host saying, ‘Welcome back to our favorite program, ‘Post-Post-Post-Post…’ and the host says ‘post’ for thirty minutes, looks at his watch, then says, ‘Welp, that’s all the time we have,’ and that’s the entire show about Christian Encarnacion-Strand, never getting to say ‘Post-hype prospect.’ […]
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Try not to do ledes about the same player, especially not in quick succession, but Gavin Williams is working with fire right now and there were five games yesterday. MLB doing their schedule: Rob Manfred, “Let’s put a game here, and here…” “Hey, Rob, like, I dig how you’re doing the schedule, ya know. Like […]
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Yesterday, Jackson Merrill went 2-for-4 with his 14th homer, 2nd homer in two games, four homers in four games. Okay, but what you really want to talk about is how Luis Rengifo homered — a tomato is thrown, and it connects — Bull’s eye to side of my head. Ow! What? Rengifo could do something–A […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Click-clacking on a calculator that converts a Mets’ starter ERA into an ERA for a starter on another team, and this calculator is built like an old typewriter for some convoluted reason. Licking finger to smudge out a typo and getting my finger on the ribbon spool and ink all over hands. Manually, sliding the […]
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“I love the smell of napalm in the morning” is a famous quote by Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now after he started Joe Ryan (4 IP, 8 ER, ERA at 3.38) in his fantasy league. Yeah, Robert Duvall was just sitting there on the river, scrolling on his iPhone and checking his fantasy team. Is […]
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Comatose Braves fan, who’s been out since March, “Why does the nurse keep pinching shut my IV and saying pausa de hidratación? Well, nevertheless, I see Austin Riley went 3-for-4 with 4 RBIs and his 11th and 12th homer, and three homers in three games. [humming Joe Walsh] Life is good so far…Austin Riley is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?How’s everyone doing without baseball every day? I’m doing great! I walked into a Jersey Mike’s and told them a story about a Mike I knew from Jersey who owed me money, and told them I wouldn’t be paying for my sub. They can take it out of the money Mike owes me. The police, […]
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Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2026 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2026 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]
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Holding hands to eyes, sun blinds me, I turn back and call into the house, “Ma, how long is this break without baseball? Ma?” I realize now that I’m not emerging from my mom’s house. I’m emerging from a bunker. I had been in there longer than I imagined. I pick up a newspaper to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?First off, you gotta see Kade Anderson and the Watchmen’s Millennium Clock sitting on his shoulders: That’s not a neck, that’s a flagpole. Every morning they send his head up to the top. Lilliputians free solo Kade’s neck like it’s El Capitan. Kade Anderson, are you wearing your Beaker Halloween costume already? So, it’s not just […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Ya know when you don’t know where you’re going in NYC and the taxis take you for a whole ride? “I’d like to go to see the Empire State Building.” “Right-o, champ! Tourist, huh?” “Yes, I am very happy to be in your great city.” Boom, he’s taking you from Chinatown to LaGuardia. You’re gonna […]
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