by: Grey
Yesterday, Emmet Sheehan went 5 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 1 walk, 9 Ks, ERA at 4.57. Since returning from the minors, he’s thrown 17 IP and allowed 1 ER with 24 Ks. Where was this guy in April? May? June? Any of those 1st half months? Who was the guy in the first […]
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To quote one of the great poets of our time, as Pitbull said, “Hello, my name is not Mr. Right…” Something-something for a few lines then, “…But Imma be your Mr. Right Now. Right now, right now, right now….” Mr. Bull is exactly right (now). All that is right for, uh, now in fantasy baseball […]
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So, uh, I’m not trying to go out here in the 2026 fantasy baseball season like a 100% hater of the Mets, even though my last three ledes were guys going vs. them. It’s the way the ball’s bouncing and the ball’s bouncing against them right now. Last night, Aaron Nola went 7 IP, 0 […]
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Pete Crow-Armstrong generates power from you thinking he looks like Problem Child. He generates power from you thinking a ginger can’t go in the sun like he’s a Gremlin. He generates power from his freckles! You cannot stop him, you can only hope if the sun reflects off him, that the reflection doesn’t hit you […]
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Describe the Mets in one small moment better than Pete Alonso (1-for-5 and his 36th homer) returning to Metco, hitting his 300th career homer, a game-tying blast in the 9th inning and getting a curtain call in a visiting stadium. Sure, the takeaway is Albombso returned to Metco and showed them what they’re missing! Well, […]
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Cardinals won’t make the playoffs, but they should’ve been a 100-loss team and they might end up at .500. That takes ingenuity. Like parallel parking a golf cart while drinking six beers out of a boot. Ingenuity does not show up on the leaderboards. You’re not going to find ingenuity as a category in your […]
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Another top prospect was called up, this one was also the star of Webster and used to dunk on Gary Coleman, his name is Emmanuel Lewis. Dick Butkus was his dad and he burned down a house. Let’s hear it for the boy, who is actually a 49-year-old man pretending to be a seven-year-old! [intern […]
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Okay, time to Pratter about Cooper. Super duper. I can’t say ‘super duper’ without hearing Puttin’ on the Ritz in my head. How has no cheese spread used the song Puttin’ on the Ritz with someone glomming some goodness on a cracker? Or has Ritz crackers used Puttin’ on the Ritz and I’ve forgotten? Did […]
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Talking to my Shohei Ohtani bobblehehead, “You’re going to be okay. You just need to rest a few days.” [Moving his head and miming talking] “I’m sorry, what?” [picking up my Shohei Ohtani translator bobblehead] “Unfortunately, I tried to play through a shoulder, knees and elbow, knees and elbows, knees and elbows pain. I’m sorry […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Brewers cook up one thing: Excellent starters. It’s how they produce those weak hops, Amber. Know what ales them? Nothing! No ups and downs for a yeast inflection. Oh, hey, Googler, glad you found us from your search, “How to make beer?” This is exactly going to help you, because when I stand at a […]
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Yesterday, Aaron Judge went 0-for-3 as he was activated from the IL. He was slotted right back into right field, which is perhaps the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Only thing dumber might be paying a red-light camera. They can’t make you pay. This is legal advice from a fantasy baseball ‘pert. Call me into […]
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Happy Labor Day, or as MLB calls it, “Happy Give Some Teams Off On A National Holiday Because We’re Professional Idiots.” Welcome to my semi-monthly tribute to the couple who used to make the MLB schedule for, like, 20 years and were awesome, and, ever since they retired a few years back, the schedule’s been […]
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