There’s One Less Reason To Be Attached To Your Phone

September 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 91 Comments

People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavGwku88 — Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022 That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league. I’m sick it’s so on point. I hope everyone got to feel that “very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men” joy yesterday. […]

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Chicago’s Playoff Dish Is Deep In 2026

September 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 125 Comments

by: Grey

Congrats to the Cubs and White Sox on making the playoffs within two minutes of each other yesterday. The White Sox did it on the back of this great David Sandlin start (6 IP, 1 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 7 Ks, ERA at 5.58). Pretty cool to go from last place to first, but […]

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Rice Knocks The Starch Out Of The Ball

September 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 74 Comments

by: Grey

Yankees did a little preview of the playoffs for the Rays. They brought out their top bats and said, “This is gonna be so awesome if we meet the Rays in the playoffs and they actually start Mason Englert.” First off, the Yankees’ Chipper (present day version who can’t hit anymore), Ryan McMahon went 2-for-4, […]

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J. Jones Making Mad Men Of Opposing Hitters With Sterling Performance

September 22, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 64 Comments

by: Grey

May the glory of the final start be all thy holds in one’s heart and take into next year for thy future breakout. [makes the sign of the cross, only it’s the sign of a baseball diamond]. One of the things I will miss the most during the offseason is the random ace outing from […]

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River Deep Ryan High

September 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 69 Comments

by: Grey

River Ryan (3 IP, 0 ER, 3 Ks, six whiffs, three on the change, FB averaged 96.5 MPH) was called up. He’s the first pitcher to be considered a top prospect while having a grandchild. River Ryan is so old that in yesterday’s game he was played by Kevin Costner. River Ryan is so old […]

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It’s A Lot Better Being E. Sheehan Than E. Sheeran Right Now

September 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 132 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Emmet Sheehan went 5 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 1 walk, 9 Ks, ERA at 4.57. Since returning from the minors, he’s thrown 17 IP and allowed 1 ER with 24 Ks. Where was this guy in April? May? June? Any of those 1st half months? Who was the guy in the first […]

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Buying The Mitchell Report But To Hear Nice Things

September 18, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 80 Comments

by: Grey

To quote one of the great poets of our time, as Pitbull said, “Hello, my name is not Mr. Right…” Something-something for a few lines then, “…But Imma be your Mr. Right Now. Right now, right now, right now….” Mr. Bull is exactly right (now). All that is right for, uh, now in fantasy baseball […]

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Mets And McLean Fare Like Hamilton In Duel With Aaron

September 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 85 Comments

by: Grey

So, uh, I’m not trying to go out here in the 2026 fantasy baseball season like a 100% hater of the Mets, even though my last three ledes were guys going vs. them. It’s the way the ball’s bouncing and the ball’s bouncing against them right now. Last night, Aaron Nola went 7 IP, 0 […]

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I Guess PCA Doesn’t Want The Ex-Met Spotlight On Anyone Else

September 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 74 Comments

by: Grey

Pete Crow-Armstrong generates power from you thinking he looks like Problem Child. He generates power from you thinking a ginger can’t go in the sun like he’s a Gremlin. He generates power from his freckles! You cannot stop him, you can only hope if the sun reflects off him, that the reflection doesn’t hit you […]

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Feels Like Kismet That Ex-Met Returns Like A Comet For 300th HR

September 15, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 64 Comments

by: Grey

Describe the Mets in one small moment better than Pete Alonso (1-for-5 and his 36th homer) returning to Metco, hitting his 300th career homer, a game-tying blast in the 9th inning and getting a curtain call in a visiting stadium. Sure, the takeaway is Albombso returned to Metco and showed them what they’re missing! Well, […]

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Hurler Quinn Clowns The Giants

September 14, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 78 Comments

by: Grey

Cardinals won’t make the playoffs, but they should’ve been a 100-loss team and they might end up at .500. That takes ingenuity. Like parallel parking a golf cart while drinking six beers out of a boot. Ingenuity does not show up on the leaderboards. You’re not going to find ingenuity as a category in your […]

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Twins Shift Into Prospecting Overdrive With Emmanuel Rodriguez

September 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 121 Comments

by: Grey

Another top prospect was called up, this one was also the star of Webster and used to dunk on Gary Coleman, his name is Emmanuel Lewis. Dick Butkus was his dad and he burned down a house. Let’s hear it for the boy, who is actually a 49-year-old man pretending to be a seven-year-old! [intern […]

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There’s One Less Reason To Be Attached To Your Phone

Chicago’s Playoff Dish Is Deep In 2026

Rice Knocks The Starch Out Of The Ball

J. Jones Making Mad Men Of Opposing Hitters With Sterling Performance

River Deep Ryan High

It’s A Lot Better Being E. Sheehan Than E. Sheeran Right Now

Buying The Mitchell Report But To Hear Nice Things

Mets And McLean Fare Like Hamilton In Duel With Aaron

I Guess PCA Doesn’t Want The Ex-Met Spotlight On Anyone Else

Feels Like Kismet That Ex-Met Returns Like A Comet For 300th HR

Hurler Quinn Clowns The Giants

Twins Shift Into Prospecting Overdrive With Emmanuel Rodriguez