Mariners are calling up Colt Emerson and I started screaming tridents up so loud I blacked out and hit my head. I woke up in the city of Atlantis. I said to the fish people, “Gggggrgggegggh.” And they said back to me, “Gggggrgggegggh.” How pleasant. I asked them if they had any thoughts on Colt […]
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ChatGPT, please explain to me Zack Gelof‘s fantasy value. “Naturally, Grey, here’s what Grey Albright of Razzball says–” Um, ChatGPT, “I am Grey Albright of Razzball.” “Of course! That is a great distinction! Zack Gelof’s fantasy value is solid power and speed but will hurt you in average. You’re going to want hitters in Bing […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Just wakin’ up in the mornin’, gotta thank Foster Griffin,I don’t know, but today seems no batters be whiffin’,No barkin’ from my back, JJ Bleday givin’ major chubs,And mama cooked the breakfast while I set my fantasy lineups,I got my grub on, but didn’t leave Bleday out,Finally got a call from a girl I wanna […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Jacob Misiorowski (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks 10 Ks, ERA at 2.12) needs to get through a whole season without losing his command like he did in the 2nd half of last year. Still a lot of time for that to happen. Remember, we all thought he might be the best rookie […]
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Skenes Sends Rockies To The Pitt
May 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 350 Commentsby: Grey
April 13th was the last time Paul Skenes walked a hitter. It was James Wood, the NL leader in walks. Last night, Paul Skenes struck out the side in the first two innings, then Willi Castro laid down a bunt to open the third, because, as Biff once said, he’s chicken! In those first two […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I call him, Insane Bolte. BOOM! The pun boom reverberates through the home, and the walls shake. I brace myself in the BarcaLounger where I sit. After a few moments, the pun rattle calms, then a scream from the kitchen, Cougs yells, “Aftershock!” I grab the arms of the BarcaLounger, the pun boom is coming […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This one goes out to all five of our lady readers. Whether you’re mothers or not, you’re beautiful and I love you. Happy Mother’s Day, and a special shoutout to Christian Yelich’s mother. Said like Tupac, “You are appreciated.” Now, let’s get down to business. Diamondbacks called up Plaster Shizz on Friday and because Saturday […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?[pinches fingers to temples, mind-melding with the Rockies’ brass] Okay, I am now at one with the Rockies’ front office. I will be thinking and acting like them for the next five minutes. I want to trade Hunter Goodman for a Bible once used by Todd Helton. Hmm, okay, I am now trading for Nolan […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jersey Mall Rats Excited About Spencer’s Gifts
May 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 167 Commentsby: Grey
Jasson Dominguez went after a Nimmo liner (not an ocean liner, but a ball), and he ran hard into the wall. He fell, but eventually he was sitting up, talking, and he didn’t seem to be doing a Rod Tidwell. He was carted off the field, and, later, diagnosed with an AC sprain, hitting the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Marlins Can Snell What The Robby Is Cooking
May 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 261 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, the Marlins called up Dax Fulton because. Dot dot dot? Is his whole name Dax Robby Snelling Fulton and he goes by his middle name? Wait, I’m hearing Robby Snelling is being called up. No, wait, that was someone saying my neighbor Rob passed out, and they needed smelling salts. Why are you telling […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I hear Framber Valdez and I think of the Exxon Valdez, and, boy, I wish they never let his ass out of the Strait of Hormuz. Framber Valdez went 3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.57, and, serious question, is he hanging out with Luzardo? What’s with the normal start, normal start, normal start, normal […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?People will tell you with a straight face that pitching is predictable. Is it though? A pause so distant that the person pausing stops to watch the entire coastline recede and homes being forced to move back 500 feet off the shoreline. I say pitching is unpredictable. I don’t say you don’t need top pitching. […]
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