by: Grey
We got ourselves a Big Blaster here! Keep that to this, and only this context, please. Don’t walk into a bathroom saying it. Don’t scream it at a urinal. Don’t even say it in any other context, please. I’m trying not to get canceled. This guy really is a Big Blaster though. Can we call […]
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So, we have a lot of Kade Anderson to catch you up on. Let’s do that, then segue out of the intro paragraph and into what he did after the callup. He started this year as Itch’s 3rd best Mariners’ prospect behind Lazaro Montes and Colt Emerson, where he said, “The third overall pick in the […]
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There’s two sets of rookies. Well, maybe there’s fifty-dozen sets of rookies, but I’m thinking there’s two sets. First set, guys who are can’t miss. Second set, guys who will be solid major leaguers who I don’t think are going to be great this year, but I have to cover because y’all are going to […]
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So, Itch had Walker Jenkins 11th on his top 25 fantasy baseball prospects in January of 2025 — or the Big 25 in the Big 25. There he said, “A left-handed hitter at 6′ 3″ 210 lbs, Jenkins walked more than he struck out and slashed .282/.394/.439 in 82 professional games during his first full […]
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In my Sebastian Walcott fantasy post I mentioned something that is applicable now. I reach out to a bunch of people for their top prospects for 2027 fantasy baseball, because I need all the help I can get with prospects. The fun part for me is learning new guys, because I don’t know minor leaguers. […]
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Listen up here, boys and six girl readers, this is your first foray into 2027 fantasy baseball, so you might want to sit yourself down before you catch a cold. In 2027, Imma be talking like a southern star of yesteryear so you best get used to it, ya hear? You betta, ya heard? If […]
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We’ve gone over the final 2026 fantasy baseball rankings for hitters and the top 20 starters. This is different than Final Fantasy rankings where you rank Final Fantasy 1 thru Final Fantasy 15. That’s hardcore nerd shizz! This is simply fantasy baseball — we’re softcore nerds like Emmanuelle is to porn. So, there’s no more of these godforsaken […]
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All the final 2026 fantasy baseball rankings for hitters are done. For those that skipped today’s title, this starts the top 20 starters for 2026 fantasy baseball. This is NOT for next year (caps for those who can’t read titles; supposedly it’s easier to read caps, I have my doubts). This is a recap. Will these […]
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With the top 40 outfielders for 2026 fantasy baseball, we’ve finished all the hitter recaps. We meaning me, but I’ll include you. No, that’s not a cue to try to hold my hand. Why are you now patting my butt? Don’t muss my hair! The pitching recap will begin next. You can hardly wait. No, […]
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The good news is the top 20 outfielders for 2026 fantasy baseball are better than the top 20 3rd basemen. The bad news is, if you had a five-outfielder league, you need at least 60 of these guys in a 12-teamer, and, by the time we get through 40 in our next post, we will […]
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And we’ve reached our final top 20 recap for the infield. You’ll never guess where we go next. Did you just say outfield? Okay, so you’re a good guesser. VinWins did a positional comparison, and here’s what we have: Catchers are clearly the worst. Shortstops were a mess. 2nd basemen? Not great, but a hair better. […]
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Now that we’ve recapped the top 20 catchers, top 20 1st basemen and top 20 2nd basemen, we’re starting to see clarity on depth of positions, and shortstops had a cataclysmic disaster happen to them. 1st basemen out-classed them by a decent amount. Ezequiel Duran barely snuck into the top 20 1st basemen and here […]
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