by: Grey
Today’s journey through the recaps take us to the 1st basemen. They’re better than the top 20 catchers for 2026 fantasy baseball (not clickbait), but by how much? How do I explain that? I have an idea! By recapping them! To recap my recap before the recap, this final ranking is from our Fantasy Baseball Player […]
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Please don’t ask if this is a ranking for next year. It’s not a ranking for next year. It’s me recapping last season. Please, for the love that all is holy, understand this. It’s all I ask of you. Well, that and shower me with praise. The latter isn’t hard, the former is. Also, remembering […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s the 18th Annual Razzballies! Wow! They’re old enough to smoke weed, drink beer and vote while pretending not to drink beer or smoke weed and writing-in Chet, their childhood friend! Chet for Mayor! Hearing the Razzballies just joined the Army while leaving behind their three-month-old and girlfriend. The Razzballies are going to be a […]
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People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavGwku88 — Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022 That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league. I’m sick it’s so on point. I hope everyone got to feel that “very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men” joy yesterday. […]
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Congrats to the Cubs and White Sox on making the playoffs within two minutes of each other yesterday. The White Sox did it on the back of this great David Sandlin start (6 IP, 1 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 7 Ks, ERA at 5.58). Pretty cool to go from last place to first, but […]
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Yankees did a little preview of the playoffs for the Rays. They brought out their top bats and said, “This is gonna be so awesome if we meet the Rays in the playoffs and they actually start Mason Englert.” First off, the Yankees’ Chipper (present day version who can’t hit anymore), Ryan McMahon went 2-for-4, […]
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May the glory of the final start be all thy holds in one’s heart and take into next year for thy future breakout. [makes the sign of the cross, only it’s the sign of a baseball diamond]. One of the things I will miss the most during the offseason is the random ace outing from […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?River Ryan (3 IP, 0 ER, 3 Ks, six whiffs, three on the change, FB averaged 96.5 MPH) was called up. He’s the first pitcher to be considered a top prospect while having a grandchild. River Ryan is so old that in yesterday’s game he was played by Kevin Costner. River Ryan is so old […]
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Yesterday, Emmet Sheehan went 5 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 1 walk, 9 Ks, ERA at 4.57. Since returning from the minors, he’s thrown 17 IP and allowed 1 ER with 24 Ks. Where was this guy in April? May? June? Any of those 1st half months? Who was the guy in the first […]
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To quote one of the great poets of our time, as Pitbull said, “Hello, my name is not Mr. Right…” Something-something for a few lines then, “…But Imma be your Mr. Right Now. Right now, right now, right now….” Mr. Bull is exactly right (now). All that is right for, uh, now in fantasy baseball […]
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So, uh, I’m not trying to go out here in the 2026 fantasy baseball season like a 100% hater of the Mets, even though my last three ledes were guys going vs. them. It’s the way the ball’s bouncing and the ball’s bouncing against them right now. Last night, Aaron Nola went 7 IP, 0 […]
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Pete Crow-Armstrong generates power from you thinking he looks like Problem Child. He generates power from you thinking a ginger can’t go in the sun like he’s a Gremlin. He generates power from his freckles! You cannot stop him, you can only hope if the sun reflects off him, that the reflection doesn’t hit you […]
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