I had a thought, 30 years ago there was one source for all information, the encyclopedia.¬† If they wanted to make up information, there was no internet to double check anything.¬† *blows dust off an old book, opens¬†Encyclopedia Britannica, turns to Korean War page*¬† “In 1950-something, Carlos Correa tried to unite the Correan peninsula under Communist rool.”¬† Now there might be too much information, but 30 years ago, you’d shrug and be like, “I guess you spell rule ‘rool,’ and rad on Correa.¬† Hey, look, it says here Columbus invented the mammogram.”¬† Any hoo!¬† Yesterday, Correa went 4-for-5, 4 RBIs and his 22nd and 23rd homer.¬† He’s going to be a tough guy to peg for 2018 fantasy.¬† His power this year is actually solid when you consider he missed six weeks.¬† The lack of steals is disturbing though, if a lack of a fantasy category can be disturbing.¬† I know he’s fast, he knows he’s fast, but the Astros just refuse to let him run.¬† Three attempts all year is pathetic.¬† If he’s a lock for 29 HR, 2 SBs and .290 next year, it’s great, but it’s not 2nd round great.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, on the last day of his H2H playoffs, Flavor Flav’s fantasy baseball team, “Yeah Boyd!!!” had a day to remember.¬† Fun fact!¬† Flavor Flav also plays fantasy baeball, drafting Hoopz, New York and Pumkin in the first round was the way to go, so surprising to see him take Brandi, who wasn’t even in Flavor of Love but on Rock of Love.¬† Rookie mistake!¬† Or maybe I should say roofie mistake.¬† So, yesterday, Matt Boyd went 9 IP, 0 ER, 2 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA at 5.33, losing his no-hitter with two outs in the 9th inning.¬† He throws a handful of pitches, literally.¬† Five in total:¬† fastball (92 MPH), cutter, slider (slutter?), change and curve.¬† His arsenal is nothing to boot (footy pun!).¬† Of course, five pitches that are all garbage isn’t exactly the meow’s cat.¬† As of yesterday, only his curve was a plus pitch.¬† He is only 26 years old, so maybe a 5.00 xFIP doesn’t give the whole picture/pitcher (stutterer!).¬† ¬†Of course, at this time of the year, only his next start matters, and the Stream-o-Nator actually has it as the smallest of positives.¬† So, you got it, Flav, “Yeah, Boyd!!!”¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
So, where does Mookie Betts go in 2018? ¬†That’s what we all want to know, right? ¬†That and WHAT TIME IS IT?! ¬†Sorry, was listening to Steppin’ To The A.M. ¬†I was not listening to Time to Get Ill, however, because I don’t like the Beastie Boys, but it might be more appropriate with The Bettsie Boy, Mookie. ¬†Home run distance is a weird thing. ¬†Well, maybe not weird, but hard to trust. ¬†Yeah, that’s the ticket, said like that Jon Lovitz character. ¬†In hindsight, it’s obvious. ¬†Mookie had so many Just Enough home runs last year, of course, he’s not hitting as many this year, but I thought there would be enough mitigating factors to lessen Betts’ drop off. ¬†He’s young — power still peaking; he’s in a good park — Pesky/Wall; the lineup — oh, that lineup. ¬†Didn’t play out that way for power and average. ¬†His average is nearly fifty points off of last year, and his power will end likely down about five homers from last year. ¬†Not huge? ¬†Well, that is around a 15% drop — even after his big game yesterday of 3-for-5, 6 RBIs and his 20th and 21st homer. ¬†So, what does all this mean for next year? ¬†I think he’s going to be undervalued, and I expect a bounce back of sorts. ¬†Likely closer to a 27-homer guy than his 30+ last year, but there’s no way he hits near-.265 as he is right now. ¬†He’s hitting as many line drives as last year, hitting the ball harder, in general, and a .267 BABIP. ¬†He’s gotta be one of the unluckiest hitters this year. ¬†He’s basically hitting line drives up the middle, but a squirrel is knocking it down into a fielder’s glove. ¬†Maybe he’s not Mookie Best this year, but I’m not counting out Mookie Ballgame yet. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
We go over Adam Jones later on the podcast. ¬†Kidding, no one gives two effs about Adam Jones. ¬†I mean, I’m sure he’s a pleasant enough guy. ¬†I don’t mean no one gives two effs like a person from Boston before they all became magically woke this past weekend. ¬†I’d let Adam Jones date my daughter, if I had a daughter. ¬†Shoot, he can date my mom if he wants; I got one of those. ¬†I just want Adam Jones in my family! ¬†*snaps fingers* ¬†They’re creepy and they’re kooky, all together ooky; The Adam Jones Family. ¬†Nah, it isn’t about him on why no one gives two effs about him, it’s because of how boring he is for fantasy. ¬†Not bad boring, just boring boring. ¬†Don’t put words in my mouth. ¬†Shut up, Random Italicized Voice. ¬†Yesterday, he went 4-for-4, 3 runs and his 23rd and 24th homers, hitting .281, and had zero hits the game before, and will likely have zero hits today because he needs to level out yesterday’s wonderful with a strong helping of boring. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Greetings from beautiful New Jersey. If you say otherwise, as someone born and raised in New Jersey I am legally obligated to fight you with my shirt off. I’m sorry, but I don’t make the rules. Even though I am just here visiting, these laws are still binding. Strange, I know. But true. Very true. Ask Grey if you don’t believe me.
Given how the first 20 weeks have gone, putting two Dodgers pitchers at the top of this list just seems like a tease. We know what is going to happen by Monday, so why do we torture ourselves? If we have learned anything this season, it’s that Dave Roberts hates every single one of us and does not want us to be happy. Luckily, both are owned in 100% of RCLs, so we can safely ignore them without feeling too guilty.¬†
As for value choices this week, Streamonator likes three starting pitchers who are owned in less than 75% of Razzball Commenter Leagues for a positive value. The value choices for this week are:Please, blog, may I have some more?
On the ones and twos, it’s not DJ Khaled, with a cigar in his baby’s mouth, dropping another one in a major key. ¬†It’s yo’ boy, DJ LeMahieu (4-for-5, 4 runs, 1 RBI), the French-sounding EDM mixmaster, spinning his wheels around the bases. ¬†Yo, DJ LeMahieu, what you got to say about that? ¬†“Pouvez-vous chicken francaise?” ¬†Yo, you sound like me pretending to be French! ¬†Next up throwing down, it’s Mark Reynolds (3-for-5, 2 runs, 4 RBIs and his 25th homer), the man, the myth, the Mini Donkey. ¬†All brays to you! ¬†Then how about Trevor Story (3-for-4, 6 RBIs and his 17th and 18th homers) finding his way into back-to-back home run games, like succinylcholine finds its way into back-to-back Forensic Files. ¬†Then there’s Carlos Gonzalez…Actually, you still suck! ¬†So, the Rockies, scored (fill-in-number, too high to count) last night, and Jon Gray did all he had to do — 6 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 6 Ks, which in Coors is all you can ask. ¬†His peripherals are gorgeous — 8.6 K/9, 2.8 BB/9, 3.59 xFIP, but something I failed to remember this past preseason, it’s still a struggle to start him in Coors. ¬†I mean, shizz gets ugly fast like a reality TV person at a reunion show. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hi, do you have a second to talk about Dinelson Lamet?¬†Seven innings pitched and seven strikeouts last night, what da f? He’s gangbusters when he wants to be, then he leaves us hanging with a multi earned run seizure once a month. Not cool man. Anyway, I’m from the church of quality DFS arms. You could throw a dart and pick anyone from tonight’s terrible slate of pitching, but since Lamet confirmed that there are some semi-reliable guys still around,¬†Jacob Faria¬†($8,100)¬†is your winner today. He threw 8 K’s across 6.1 innings last time he was in Toronto, and against a Blue Jays team that has hit .217 all week, hallelujah, praise Father Faria all night long. Here’s who else I like for this fine Wednesday:
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Uh-oh, the double lede! ¬†This is more spectacular than the double rainbow. ¬†WHOA, DOUBLE LEDE! ¬†Alex Cobb threw a gem yesterday — 8 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners (2 Hits), 4 Ks, ERA at 3.73, but his brother from another mother and father,¬†Alex Colome¬†blew the game, going 1 IP, 2 ER, and now has given up seven earned — sevearned? — in his last three appearances. ¬†Alex Cobb carried a no-hitter into the 7th and was so good yesterday that Robert Wuhl is writing the screenplay to Cobb 2: ¬†More Corn. ¬†However, do the Rays play Blondie “Call Me” when Colome comes in? ¬†If so, stop! ¬†If not, give it a try because we need to shake things up. ¬†I grabbed Danny Farquhar before the game even ended. ¬†Lord Farq could get a few saves if Colome remains dreck. ¬†…Cause somebody once told me that Farquhar is an ‘own me,’ and I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed! ¬†Colome was looking kind of dumb with a crooked number on the board and an L shape hanging on his scorecard. ¬†Well, the years start coming– Okay, I will stop now. ¬†In the end, Tommy Hunter got the save after the blown save, so he could also be in the mix if Colome needs a little rest. ¬†In one league, I grabbed Farquhar; in one league, I grabbed Hunter for ye ol’ hedge. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I wish I knew more about Street Fighter so I could come up with better Ryu puns or references. My knowledge of SF (do people abbreviate it like that?) ends at knowing it was fighting video game I had growing up that wasn‚Äôt as good as Mortal Kombat (hot take alert). And for the record, yes, I know Hyun-Jin Ryu pronounces his name differently. Give me a break, and go with it.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Our Commissioner Manfred presses his intercom, “Please escort in the Guatemalan baseball stitchers.” ¬†Manfred’s secretary brings six men dressed in blanket ponchos and straw hats. ¬†Their leader steps forward, “Mr. Manfred, the Capri Suns you have us using to juice the balls is not working.” ¬†Their leader pulls out a baseball that is dripping with Ecto Cooler. ¬†Manfred turns in his seat, silhouetted with the setting sun. ¬†He lights a Virginia Slim 120 and pulls, coughing slightly. ¬†“I no longer want the balls juiced. ¬†Now….I want you and your friends to go to Dodger Stadium and blow.” ¬†“Mr. Manfred, we are not sex workers!” ¬†“Not blow like that! ¬†Put your lips together and blow.” ¬†“Like Bogey and Bacall?” ¬†“Yes! ¬†Now go!” ¬†…And this was how Dodger Stadium became a launching pad. ¬†Yesterday, Corey Seager¬†(4-for-5, 6 RBIs) hit three homers (10, 11, 12), Yasmani Grandal (3-for-5, 2 runs) hit his 7th homer and Cody Launchangler (1-for-3, 2 RBIs) did it again, hitting his 22nd. ¬†Granted, someone needs to put Cody Launchangler in carbonite for Cooperstown — we can’t risk something happening to him playing baseball! — but this Seager guy is pretty good too, huh? ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?