I legit have called about half the Diamondbacks’ hitters sleepers this year, but when you venture into pitching territory you best come with your guns blazing like Jon Bon Jovi in Blaze of Glory or don’t’s come at all. I wanted to call Taijuan Walker a sleeper, and I kinda did when I wrote up his trade post (click his name and you’ll get there, I have faith in you). I don’t think Greinke will be underrated, I can’t stop looking at Patrick Corbin for the damage he did to my psyche last year — I’m damaged, y’all! — and here’s I am for Robbie Ray, Martha Raye’s illegitimate son with Mark Harris. When I say Ray, you say ‘don’t play.’ Ready? Ray! Don’t play! Ray! Don’t play! Ray Fosse! Musical starring Jamie Foxx with lyrics by Bob Fosse about a 1970s catcher who was lawnmower’d by Pete Rose! Damn, you’re good! Last year, Robbie Ray had an ERA of 4.90. And, this post is over. Goodbye! Holy schnikeballs, what the hell do we want with him? Or more seguey… So what can we expect from Robbie Ray for 2017 fantasy baseball and what makes him a sleeper?
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