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Closers
Closer Rankings, Week 10: Walking The Plank
Forget about raising the Jolly Roger, let's just salvage the poor thing. The closer there, Felipe Vazquez, or the artist formerly known as "One Inning…
- Smokey
- June 2, 2018
- 19
Fantasy Baseball Two-Start Pitchers
Two Startapalooza, Week 10: C-Mart Is Open For Business
If there's one thing Carlos Martinez loves more than baseball, it's porn. He and I have that in common (go ahead and Google "Carlos Martinez…
- Dokken
- June 2, 2018
- 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Olson Twin Homers
I apologize for the misleading headline but neither the Mary-Kate or Ashley news story you're looking for is here. I did it for the clicks!…
- Dan Pants
- June 2, 2018
- 47
DFS
FantasyDraft: Wallace And deGromit—A Grand Day Out
I’m not quite sure who will be the Wallace in this scenario, but I’m hoping Jacob deGrom is the one who brings the easy cheese…
- VictoriaB
- June 2, 2018
- 2
Prospect Podcast
Prospect Podcast: Mocking The 2018 MLB Draft, Dynasty Style!
First we baked the cake, then we made the frosting. Today we put the whole thing together, for your consumption. What the hell am I…
- Geoff
- June 2, 2018
- 34
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Buy Joe, Don’t Be An Ignore-a-Musgrove
[brid autoplay="true" video="251895" player="10951" title="FantasyBaseballBuySellHoldWeek10"] "You want me to list the eczema medication's ingredients? Can I ask you why?" "JUST LIST THEM." "Okay, take it…
- Grey
- June 1, 2018
- 391
Fantasy Baseball Head-to-Head Leagues
Getting Ahead in H2H, Week 10: Chasing Categories – Hitting
In an unexciting season for the Royals, lead off man Jon Jay (OF, Royals - (12.5% owned on ESPN, 9% on Yahoo) has been one…
- Yost
- June 1, 2018
- 2
DFS
FanDuel: Picks for June 1st, 2018
It's another FanDuel Friday and as long as the rain holds off in Bawlmer, we'll have ourselves a full slate. Full slates mean plenty of…
- HouseofShlain
- June 1, 2018
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Bieber Fills The Cleveland Heartthrob Void Unfilled Since Grady
True Story Alert! Justin Bieber used to live about two blocks away from Cougs and I. Honestly, he might still live there, but I doubt…
- Grey
- June 1, 2018
- 302
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Sex, Lies, And Baseball: Bryce Harper Is Adam Dunn With Superior Hair
Late last week as I was journeying through the Serengeti Plains with a local group of albino dwarves, I felt a tingling... a tingling deep…
- LT Murray IV
- May 31, 2018
- 29
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor League Update: Myles Is The Straw The Stirs The Drink. The Drink Is SAGNOF!
Let's talk. In what's been titled "The Surgical Summer" by the longest running trapper of the year, we stand on the edge of one of…
- Geoff
- May 31, 2018
- 29
Fantasy Baseball Deep Leagues
Rolling In The Deep, Week 9.5: Roe Your Boat Carefully
Ending a relationship in fantasy baseball is often like a real-life break-up: emotional, sad, fraught with second-guessing... yet ultimately the best thing for everyone involved.…
- Laura Holt
- May 31, 2018
- 16
DFS
FanDuel: 40 Degree Day
I’ll be honest - while it’s refreshing that we finally have a Thursday slate that isn’t a barely playable 3 or 4 game disaster, today…
- cinthree
- May 31, 2018
- 1
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
I’d Like ‘WTF Did You Expect First Start Back From TJS’ For $400, Alex
[brid video="236743" player="10951" title="FantasyBaseballMailbagWeek9"] A no innings restriction Alex Reyes = Geez, first time that's ever happened, usually I last much longer. Yesterday, Reyes went 4…
- Grey
- May 31, 2018
- 505
Fantasy Baseball Injury Report
Ambulance Chasers, Week 10: La Fin de la Revolution Franchy
After hitting 6 HRs and stealing three bases with a .254 average in his first 17 games, Franchy Cordero (OF, Forearm Strain) has slowed down considerably…
- Kerry Klug
- May 30, 2018
- 2
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Perception Vs. Reality: Jesus In A Bottle
Welcome back to Perception Vs. Reality. This is the time of week that we take a look at players on the player rater and judge if they…
- MB
- May 30, 2018
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues
Points Leagues: Dear Rob Deer Park That’s Good Water
Warning, this post has no consistent theme. When I sat down and began thinking about what to write I really couldn't focus on a single…
- malamoney
- May 30, 2018
- 1
DFS
Draft: Sho-time
There are five aces starting today - four of them are projected for over 12 points by Draft, but one was left behind. Shohei Ohtani…
- TroyKlauder
- May 30, 2018
- 1
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
My Finger Is Thor
[brid video="236743" player="10951" title="FantasyBaseballMailbagWeek9"] Times like this you wish Noah Syndergaard wasn't complaining of a ligament strain and just had a bad lisp. "Oh no!…
- Grey
- May 30, 2018
- 474
Our Leagues
RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 8, 2018
I hope everyone had a fabulous Memorial Day weekend. I was lucky enough to take in a game this weekend and see the Sawx take…
- MattTruss
- May 29, 2018
- 18
2023 Fantasy Baseball
ROTO Category Leaders Right Meow, Week 9
Hello and welcome to the updated MLB ROTO category leaders nine weeks into the season and hopefully most of you are enjoying your Memorial Day…
- Ricky Olshansky
- May 29, 2018
- 0
All Podcasts
Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Ralph Broke Ronald Acuña Jr.!
This week starts out with the tale of how an invite to the old ballpark from Razzball's own Donkey Teeth, snowballed into drunken madness and…
- Geoff
- May 29, 2018
- 40
DFS
Draft: Cutch On High
It's a Coors night on Draft.com. You want exposure to at least one side of the thin Colorado air. Certain players excel visiting the Rockies, like Andrew…
- Roto-Wan
- May 29, 2018
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Rays Died On Cahill For Our Freedom
[brid video="236743" player="10951" title="FantasyBaseballMailbagWeek9"] Hope everyone’s well rested and had a joyous Michael Bay Day. If you couldn’t be American yesterday, I hope at least…
- Grey
- May 29, 2018
- 383
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Is Chris Archer Really Declining?
The answer to this question would ease the minds of owners all across the fantasy universe [insert Avengers joke here]. Chris Archer hasn't performed well…
- Lance
- May 28, 2018
- 15
NEWS
SAGNOF Report, Walking a Mile For a Gamel
Last week we touched on the Mariners and the propensity for steals in a post-suspension world. Since then, the navigators of the sea have acquired…
- Smokey
- May 28, 2018
- 8
DFS
Draft: Picks For May 28th, 2018
What is up, party people? Welcome to this lovely Memorial Day. Thanks for taking some time out of your busy holiday weekend to play some…
- Butters
- May 28, 2018
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Folty(Is Good I)newicz
[brid video="230862" player="10951" title="FantasyBaseballBuySellHoldWeek9"] I went into the Mike Foltynewicz vs. Red Sox in Fenway matchup a spry, jovial young rascal. The mischievous imp of…
- Grey
- May 28, 2018
- 308
NEWS
Top 100 Hitters, Week 9: Washington Names Soto Mayor
Juan Soto & Austin Meadows: Two of the league’s highest touted minor leaguers, Juan Soto and Austin Meadows, were called up within days of each…
- Kerry Klug
- May 27, 2018
- 39
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 9: You Must Stash The Mustache
Hey, for a change we didn't have a devastating injury this week! Huzzah! Not only that, we got ourselves a few newcomers to the list…
- Dokken
- May 27, 2018
- 25
2023 Fantasy Baseball
FAAB Five: Jack Flaherty And The Pips
This week's edition of the FAAB Five begins with a pitcher most of us have been waiting for all season, Jack Flaherty. Consensus would lead…
- Paul "The" Martian
- May 27, 2018
- 0
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Hold on Loosely – Part Two
So you found a second girl willing to touch your wood? Nice work! Now let’s focus on what really matters: your fantasy baseball erection. No,…
- Donkey Teeth
- May 27, 2018
- 10
DFS
Draft: Mining for Cole
Have no fear of black-lung, no lonesome Cowboy Junkies song mentioning silicosis. Instead you can grill without care for carcinogens and feast on the red…
- Thomas Howland
- May 27, 2018
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor League Preview: Tampa Bay Rays
I have a soft-spot in my heart for the Tampa Bay Domers. Not only do they have to play in possibly the worst MLB stadium…
- Geoff
- May 27, 2018
- 24
Closers
Bullpen Report: I Dub Thee Seranthony of Dominguez
Tap on the shoulder, now tap on the other shoulder. Swords and knights yadda, yadda. Pun joke and title inclusion over. I could probably draw…
- Smokey
- May 26, 2018
- 15
Fantasy Baseball Two-Start Pitchers
Two Startapalooza, Week 9: Jackhammering Around Landmines
If last week left a lot to be desired (also what women tell me), well this week makes up for it. There are more two…
- Dokken
- May 26, 2018
- 8
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Buy Joe Everything Musgrove
As Gerrit Cole's weekly attempts to break the strikeouts per game record continue in Houston, the baseball world is left to wonder, "Wait what exactly…
- Dan Pants
- May 26, 2018
- 71
DFS
FantasyDraft: Padres Have No Good Wood
I watch a lot of baseball. Most nights, it’s on the TV while we’re puttering around at night and before I’ve plopped myself down for…
- MattTruss
- May 26, 2018
- 1
Prospect Podcast
Prospect Podcast: Top Pitchers In The 2018 MLB Draft
We're talking a whole lot of pitching this week, as we dive into the top arms in the 2018 MLB draft. We start the show…
- Geoff
- May 26, 2018
- 20
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Buy That Jesus Can Turn Aguilar Into Vino
[brid video="230862" player="10951" title="FantasyBaseballBuySellHoldWeek9"] In the spring of 2018, the Catholic Church summoned Father Carmen Sandiego to the Vatican to give him the job to…
- Grey
- May 25, 2018
- 408
