Yesterday,¬†Gabriel Ynoa¬†threw a gem, 8 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 3 Ks, ERA at 3.41 in just under 32 IP.¬† His name is pronounced EE-know-a.¬† As they say, the more you EE-know-a.¬† Ynoa was only at 94 pitches, so don’t you let Ynoa try for the complete game?¬† I mean, Ynot?¬† He looks like a number five starter, though on the Orioles that likely means a number three starter.¬† He can touch mid-90’s with his fastball, but he’s missing a decent breaking ball and tends to get beat up by lefties, like Fox News.¬† Though, better things may await him because the Mets traded him away.¬† He will likely come up a little short of the Mets’ all-time worst trade of Nolan Ryan, and even their 2nd worst trade of¬†Amos Otis to the Royals for a prospect with a giant baseball head.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Greetings from beautiful New Jersey. If you say otherwise, as someone born and raised in New Jersey I am legally obligated to fight you with my shirt off. I’m sorry, but I don’t make the rules. Even though I am just here visiting, these laws are still binding. Strange, I know. But true. Very true. Ask Grey if you don’t believe me.
Given how the first 20 weeks have gone, putting two Dodgers pitchers at the top of this list just seems like a tease. We know what is going to happen by Monday, so why do we torture ourselves? If we have learned anything this season, it’s that Dave Roberts hates every single one of us and does not want us to be happy. Luckily, both are owned in 100% of RCLs, so we can safely ignore them without feeling too guilty.¬†
As for value choices this week, Streamonator likes three starting pitchers who are owned in less than 75% of Razzball Commenter Leagues for a positive value. The value choices for this week are:Please, blog, may I have some more?
On the ones and twos, it’s not DJ Khaled, with a cigar in his baby’s mouth, dropping another one in a major key. ¬†It’s yo’ boy, DJ LeMahieu (4-for-5, 4 runs, 1 RBI), the French-sounding EDM mixmaster, spinning his wheels around the bases. ¬†Yo, DJ LeMahieu, what you got to say about that? ¬†“Pouvez-vous chicken francaise?” ¬†Yo, you sound like me pretending to be French! ¬†Next up throwing down, it’s Mark Reynolds (3-for-5, 2 runs, 4 RBIs and his 25th homer), the man, the myth, the Mini Donkey. ¬†All brays to you! ¬†Then how about Trevor Story (3-for-4, 6 RBIs and his 17th and 18th homers) finding his way into back-to-back home run games, like succinylcholine finds its way into back-to-back Forensic Files. ¬†Then there’s Carlos Gonzalez…Actually, you still suck! ¬†So, the Rockies, scored (fill-in-number, too high to count) last night, and Jon Gray did all he had to do — 6 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 6 Ks, which in Coors is all you can ask. ¬†His peripherals are gorgeous — 8.6 K/9, 2.8 BB/9, 3.59 xFIP, but something I failed to remember this past preseason, it’s still a struggle to start him in Coors. ¬†I mean, shizz gets ugly fast like a reality TV person at a reunion show. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I know it’s a little early for Throwback Thursday, but my Baltimore Boo is visiting later this week, so Thursday can’t get here fast enough. ¬†I’m endorsing two guys tonight who have been racking up DFS points like a young MJ over their last six starts. ¬†Brad Peacock, $22,400 is facing the not-so Fightin Phil’s in Philly tonight and he could easily rack up double digit K’s versus the lowest scoring team in baseball. ¬†Peacock has been shaking his tail feathers all over the mound in his last six starts, averaging a solid 24 points per start. ¬†A quick look into the numbers and you can easily see why he deserves to be strutting around; he’s 5-0 with a 1.84 ERA to go along with his 11.8 K/9. ¬†I ¬†know the Phillies play in a hitters park, but Peacock should easily post 25 points tonight and if he can get through 6 innings, he could possibly eclipse the 30 point mark. ¬†Jacob deGrom, $26,100 is the most expensive player on the night, but he’s facing a Padres lineup who rank third in K’s versus RHP. ¬†Apparently Jacob got his groove back because over his last six starts, he’s 6-0 with a 1.62 ERA to go along with an improved 8.6 K/9. ¬†Obviously deGrom will be highly rostered tonight, so if you want to zig when others zag, then follow my lead to see what’s next.
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The highest rated two-start starter on the Streamonator who is owned in less than 70% of RCLs is, gulp, John Lackey. The ‚Äėnator likes him at a $13.90 value for his starts against the Chicago White Sox at home and the Milwaukee Brewers on the road (does anyone one else close one eye and grimace every time they write Milwaukee and wait to see if spell check flags it or not?). Here is the full list of players Streamonator gave a positive value who are owned in less than 70% of RCLs:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I have Michael Jackson’s autograph from his three distinct artistic periods — Jackson 5, breakout solo artist, fondler — and while they are priceless, I’m going to put them by this open window–NOOOOO!!! ¬†Torenado!!! ¬†I been pouring out some liquor for the fact that Arenado’s homers are gone, gone, gone. ¬†And trying to help fantasy baseballers (<–my mom’s term!) if their Correa is gone. ¬†And since Arenado starting to bubble like a tub full of Calgon. ¬†Guess it’s only right that I should help you with how much Nolan Arenado hits are gone. ¬†Sorry, that song was on my iTunes, and felt appropriate. ¬†If my baby boo bae, Giancarlo, wasn’t metaphorically already all over my bedsheets, Arenado would be right there. ¬†Yesterday, he went 5-for-6, 4 runs, 7 RBIs with three homers (19, 20, 21), and the summer is here in Coors. ¬†Yippee, you mothertruckers! ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
From the land of Pilgrims, Cranberries, Sachems, and Ocean Spray, it’s Middleborough, Massachusetts’ own Sean Newcomb. A true Masshole through and through, over the course of his time in the minors, he’s refused to throw strikes with any regularity. This all changed last week, as Newcomb crushed two XL Great One’s from Dunks, and a marble cruller, before crushing the souls of the Mets. I’ve long followed Newcomb’s career dating back to his high school days at Middleborough. As he’s the rare professional sports product from my corner of the world. After some ups and downs, mostly due to control, or lack there of. Newcomb made his triumphant major league debut a little over a week ago, and in the process looked phenomenal. Flashing control and command he never possessed before. So today, we dig into the second start from the young lefty, at home vs Miami, and Giancarlo. A tough task for the rookie… Oh yeah, then we rank some pitchers.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Another week, another Clayton Kershaw start pushed to Monday. At least this week they moved the start before I wrote and submitted this article. If they move it again Saturday morning, then I will be convinced that Dave Roberts is just doing this to troll me every week. As of now, he is your top two-start starter for Week 12. He might even deserve his own tier.
For Week 12, there aren‚Äôt a ton of attractive options after our first two tiers. In previous weeks, we have had middle-of-the-road arms with some good peripherals or some recent success that were available in the majority of leagues. This week, though, I‚Äôm not crazy about any of the starters on this list that are going to be available in most leagues. Just look at the numbers in the chart below.Please, blog, may I have some more?
When Ryan Zimmerman hits a homer, they should play the Coming to America clip where Murphy says, “In dee face,” at the basketball game. ¬†Speaking of Africa (sentence intro commonly found on fantasy baseball blogs), why is it called Out of Africa if it’s in Africa? ¬†Granted, I’ve never seen that movie, but the one thing I know about it is that it is in Africa! ¬†Straight Outta Compton is in Compton, but they get OUTTA OF COMPTON! ¬†This post is brought to you by Meryl Movie Lovers, or MeMoLos, as they’re commonly referred. ¬†Two more homers for Ryan Zimmerman yesterday, bringing his season total to 19 homers. ¬†Shame I didn’t believe in him (and still don’t). ¬†Why do I have more doubt than Meryl Streep in a habit? ¬†Answer me that, MeMoLos! ¬†He’s 32 years old, and, in his last two years, he had 15 and 16 homers. ¬†In eleven years, he’s only topped 26 homers once. ¬†So, don’t even give me that crap that I should’ve seen this coming. ¬†He’s hitting .372! ¬†Last year, he hit .218 and .249 the year before, and only hit over .300 one year in his career. ¬†He’s not having a career year. ¬†Nope. ¬†He’s combining all of his years together into one year, putting them into a Magic Bullet, pulverizing them for five minutes and drinking it. ¬†And, like Meryl sold French cuisine to an American audience in Julie & Julia, I’m still selling Zimmerman. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
It’s Peacock week here at Razzball, and I for one, have been trying my damnedest to use some of the lessons taught to me by my mentor, the sometimes debonair, but mostly creepy, world-renowned pickup artist Mystery. You might remember this sexual predator from MTV at some point in the last 10 years. MTV, ruining everything since 1981! You might not recall this, particularly if you’ve never been under the spell of a man dressed as the lead singer of Jamiroquai, but Mystery has long preached the word of “Peacocking”. I can’t be sure, but I’m almost certain that this is the act of pretending you’re Brad Peacock to pickup women. I mean how could this not work have you seen “The P-Cock” in all his glory? Gorgeous just like a horse is, to say the least. The 29 year old Peacock has spent parts of 5 seasons in the majors, mostly as a shuttle arm, between AAA and the majors. In 2017 however, the righty has been a bit of a revelation for the Astros, first in the bullpen, and now in the rotation. Grey wrote him up on Friday, and he’s been one of the more interesting streams over the last few weeks. If only due to that heavenly 15 K/9 over his first three starts. So let’s dig into Peacock and see what he’s doing on the mound, when not going into liquor store rages.Please, blog, may I have some more?