Crabs gon’ eat, whether you like it or not. The best advice I can give is move out of the way when they come through your town. If they request buckets of your finest chum, drop it on your porch and back away slowly. From east to west, from north to south, and every where in between, Crabs inhabit this fine land. They might be your UPS driver, insurance agent, or state senator. They’re your husbands, friends, and neighbors. They are a secret society of highly intelligent fantasy baseball masters, and Samurai’s of the comment section, prepared for battle at the drop of a hat. I am of course discussing the inhabitants of Razzball’s own 30 team dynasty league The Razz30. It’s been a month of elite level play, with several teams still in the hunt for the 4 playoff spots in the AL and NL. Our trade deadline came and went on Monday, and there was action galore up until the last bell. As we close in on the end of our first year of independence, I’m glad to report that the state of the league has never been stronger. To all my smooth gooch rocking, white monster drinking, thirsty villains, get out the spreadsheet. Claws Up!!!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Shades of Freddie Freeman…¬†Pedro Strop might want to hire security for his home in San Cristobal, Dominican Republic because bitter Nationals fans are going to be hurling lots of huevos from Trea Turner‘s¬†broken wrist. Nationals fans are an interesting lot to begin with. Many of the people who attend Nationals home games are transplanted fans of other teams who are only in DC temporarily for business or pleasure. I went to a Nationals game once where a woman was reading and knitting the entire time. I don‚Äôt think she witnessed a single out. Back on track! Trea! Of course his amazing stats are only told to you AFTER he is set to miss about two months. In June he had 22 stolen bases. 22. By himself. And yes, I did list Trea as a bust in the 2017 Razzball Writers Predictions. But here‚Äôs what I wrote to Jay as justification: ‚ÄúTurner has skills‚ÄĒno doubt. But he has less than 1,000 at bats since he entered professional baseball in 2014. He is going to be this year‚Äôs Carlos Correa‚ÄĒdrafted in Round 1 or 2 and not earning back that cost.‚ÄĚ Steals will be there. Runs too. Everything else? Ehhhhhh.¬†Stash or Trash: Stash. Please. Fill In: So there is no replacing 22 stolen bases in a month. But you know that, right? Hell, over the last 30 days there are only 4 players with over 10 stolen bases. So I‚Äôm going to recommend one of them: Cameron Maybin (61.9%.) This is more of a shallow league add, but he‚Äôs one of the few players that can even give you part of Trea‚Äôs stats. Maybin is always a risk to find himself in an issue of Ambulance Chasers, but right now his 24 SB and 49 runs aren‚Äôt bad.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Uh-oh, the double lede! ¬†This is more spectacular than the double rainbow. ¬†WHOA, DOUBLE LEDE! ¬†Alex Cobb threw a gem yesterday — 8 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners (2 Hits), 4 Ks, ERA at 3.73, but his brother from another mother and father,¬†Alex Colome¬†blew the game, going 1 IP, 2 ER, and now has given up seven earned — sevearned? — in his last three appearances. ¬†Alex Cobb carried a no-hitter into the 7th and was so good yesterday that Robert Wuhl is writing the screenplay to Cobb 2: ¬†More Corn. ¬†However, do the Rays play Blondie “Call Me” when Colome comes in? ¬†If so, stop! ¬†If not, give it a try because we need to shake things up. ¬†I grabbed Danny Farquhar before the game even ended. ¬†Lord Farq could get a few saves if Colome remains dreck. ¬†…Cause somebody once told me that Farquhar is an ‘own me,’ and I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed! ¬†Colome was looking kind of dumb with a crooked number on the board and an L shape hanging on his scorecard. ¬†Well, the years start coming– Okay, I will stop now. ¬†In the end, Tommy Hunter got the save after the blown save, so he could also be in the mix if Colome needs a little rest. ¬†In one league, I grabbed Farquhar; in one league, I grabbed Hunter for ye ol’ hedge. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
There is no truth to the rumor that Elvis Andrus stole his entire playing career from “Fats” Domingo, “Ivory” Roberto Kelly or Nate King Colbert. ¬†Elvis hits the covers off the ball better than Cam “Carl” Perkins and Jerry Lee Lewis Brinson. ¬†It is not Elvis’ fault that the way he plays the bat is seen as an appropriation of a top shortstop of yesteryear. ¬†He’s got the chops to knock down that axe! ¬†(All guitar knowledge I possess was used in that nine word sentence.) ¬†Yesterday, Elvis Andrus had the best game of an already great season, going 3-for-4, 3 runs, 4 RBIs with his 8th and 9th homers. ¬†On our Player Rater, he’s in the top 20 overall. ¬†Not for shortstops, for all hitters and pitchers. ¬†Love me tender! ¬†Some of the names he’s above Giancarlo, Correa, Mookie and Dee Gordon. ¬†Love me sweet! ¬†Never let me go! ¬†Well, not so fast there. ¬†If I thought you could actually get value for Andrus in a trade, I could see it since he’s likely at his peak value. ¬†Unfortunately, there’s little chance you’d get back in a trade anything resembling Andrus’ value, so I’d Bubba hold Tep. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
One of the things I love most about baseball, but particularly covering prospects, is when a guy I totally missed on pops up, and exceeds expectations. Sure, I could become obsessed with my own reputation, and shoot down any suggestion that I missed on a player. But what fun is that? So, when it comes to Nick Pivetta, I’m not ashamed to say I didn’t see this coming. Hell, I wrote up 15+ Phillies prospects, and name dropped another 7-8, and didn’t even mention Pivetta. Fangraphs covered 33 Phillies prospects, and Pivetta ranked in at 27! All this to say, that the “out of nowhere” label is somewhat appropriate when it comes to the Phil’s righthander. After an outstanding outing vs the Red Sox at home a few weeks ago, the strikeouts, and numbers in general seem to be trending in the right direction. So why not check him out, and see if we in fact have a breakout bubbling. Before we begin, big shouts to Oaktown Steve, who’s been hyping up Pivetta in the comments the past few weeks like a Sabermetrics Flavor Flav. Only he turned in his giant clock (read that fast), for an abacus, which I’ve heard can get a bit bulky when worn as a necklace. Anyway, let’s get into Pivetta’s last start vs the Cardinals at home, the second time he’s faced the Redbirds in four starts. He’s going today in Arizona, so maybe we’ll see if he’s worth rolling out… Actually no rookie pitcher with a heavy fly-ball approach should be started in Arizona, but that’s just common sense. On to the profile!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Let me know if you can tell what song I’m listening to while I write this. ¬†Scott Schebler hit his 13th home run; it was the third straight game with a homer. ¬†Whoa, make me sweaty¬†(Bam-ba-Lam)! ¬†I’ve mentioned before (numerous times) that Schebler was always loved by Razzball/Steamer projections, but why? ¬†He’s so rock steady (Bam-ba-Lam)! ¬†Whoa, Dave Righetti (Bam-ba-Lam)! ¬†Schebler took a while to catch on, but he’s still only 26, and, as a 23-year-old in the minors, he hit 28 HRs and stole 10 bases while hitting .280 in Double-A, and continued that in Triple-A, always hitting for power and getting some steals. ¬†He’s not from Birmingham (Bam-ba-Lam)! ¬†Way down in Alabam’ (Bam-ba-Lam)! ¬†Well, he’s shakin’ that thing (Bam-ba-Lam)! ¬†Boy, he makes me sing (Bam-ba-Lam)! ¬†Whoa, drop confetti (Bam-ba-Lam)! ¬†Across the board now, ROS projections are singing Schebler’s praises and I’m done fighting him. ¬†If you combine his ROS projections and what he’s done so far, they have him down for a 30 HR, 10 SBs, .255 guy. ¬†Whoa, pot of neti, (Bam-ba-Lam)! ¬†At this point, there’s no reason to not own Schebler until further notice. ¬†Whoa, sometimes I dress my dog up like a yeti, (Bam-ba-Lam)! ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
If only Adam Jones had gotten injured that headline would’ve been perfect. Well, it looks like we are in the thick¬†of baseball injury season! When I went to put this week‚Äôs article together, I had 20 players listed that I needed to check out. Luckily, some guys like Brian Dozier, Logan Forsythe and Gregory Polanco were back in their team‚Äôs line-ups by the time came for me to check out their current status. Other guys like Jarrett Parker, Mallex Smith and James Kaprielan aren‚Äôt really fantasy relevant enough to worry about. But if you are in a deep or AL/NL-only league, feel free to ask me about anyone you want in the comments. Also, many of my fill in recommendations are for deeper leagues, so if you want to know who to pick up in shallower leagues, please don’t hesitate to ask in the comments as well!¬†Please, blog, may I have some more?
Man, after thinking about where I need to go with this intro, I got a mad hankering for Italian food. ¬†Just ordered some to get here during afternoon baseball. ¬†Is it profiling that now I’m non-stop craving Italian when I hear a¬†name like Sal Romano? ¬†But Italian food is so positive! ¬†Is there such a thing as positive profiling?!
Speaking of Profiling, we’re back with enough edition of the Pitcher Profile! ¬†I know I’m picking someone that’s pretty far off the beaten path, but any time Sunday baseball features an-even-somewhat-interesting guy making their debut, I’m intrigued! ¬†Romano was vaguely¬†on the radar for the NL-only and NFBC-type leagues given the Reds complete lack of a starting rotation, and surprisingly it was Rookie Davis getting the first DL stint (not their old farts, although Brandon Finnegan got hurt as well Saturday night) that opened an early spot for Romano to make his debut. ¬†Buried on prospect lists in the 10-20 range for Cincy (they do have a good farm system though), with¬†Ralph ranking him as merely a “floorboard”, Romano apparently has pretty interesting stuff from what I read, mainly a mid-to-high 90s fastball. ¬†As tradition, I write the intro to the Profiles before I watch a pitcher’s¬†start, and I’ll¬†withhold any judgment until I see him throw. ¬†So as I eagerly await my baked ziti, the Brewers game is about to start and I’m pumped to see how Romano looks and Profile his debut. ¬†Here’s how he fared yesterday afternoon in his debut:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Joining Paul Hollywood at The Great Britton’s Brach Off¬†is Orioles’ manager, Buck Showalter. ¬†Showalter said, “Craig Gentry (2-for-5, 3 RBIs) hit a home run with his¬†leadoff Battenberg cake even if it is¬†missing the mark on OBP, but I love its moistness, and I apologize for using the word moist.” ¬†Trey Mancini (3-for-5, 4 RBIs, and his 3rd and 4th homers) was crowned this week’s Star Baker, beating out Mark Trumbo (2-for-5, 1 run), who was in the cleanup spot, saying, “Why do these people have to use so many pots and pans?” ¬†The Great Britton’s Brach Off didn’t end without losing one baketestant. ¬†Zach Britton over-whisked his meringue and left with a forearm strain. ¬†The Brits are calling it, Zaxit. ¬†So, Britton will be out for at least ten days with Brad Brach filling in, behind Brach will be Darren O’Day, who sounds too IRA to me, then behind him will be Mychal Givens, who is Mike Tyson and Robin Givens’ child. ¬†Buck Showalter said he hopes Britton will be ready in ten days, but forearm strains don’t work that way, so you should grab Brach, at least. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
If I didn’t wear cowboy boots to the community pool. ¬†If I didn’t ooze machismo like I’m Fonzie and John Wayne’s baby which they had during the intermission of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. ¬†If I weren’t such a gee-dee man’s man¬†— exclamation mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark —¬†I’d el oh el right now like a 13-year-old girl. ¬†Perfect through six and two-thirds (final line: 7 2/3 IP, 1 ER, 2 baserunners (0 BBs), 11 Ks, ERA at 3.97) from a guy that has caused more ulcers than your wife’s best friend’s bright idea to videotape your wife’s bachelorette party. ¬†She cheated on you, doode, and he was hung like Carlos Lee. ¬†Michael Pineda, why do you cause such ulcers, I ask¬†like I’m at Ellis Island in 1931. ¬†I also have the scurvy, as I continue for no apparent reason. ¬†Okay, seriously, I don’t know what to make of Michael Pineda. ¬†He has the stuff, as George Carlin once said, to be a 2.50 ERA pitcher with 220 Ks. ¬†He could also have a 5.50 ERA and be sent down by July. ¬†If someone tells you they know which one he’ll be, they’re lying. ¬†Would I own him? ¬†Sure. ¬†Would I always enjoy it? ¬†C’mon, man, pay attention! ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?