When one hard-boils an egg, one toys with an intense set of expectations and potential regret. Will these be perfect ovals, with a bright yellow yolk that crumbles in delicate sheets, or are you a fraud who produces dank green yolks that only Dr. Suess could truly love? Did you use the right pan? How much water did you use? Did you account for your current sea level and general elevation?
Right now your team is a dozen hard-boiled eggs. Their shells are the preseason projections and your own feelings of love and bias. Hope is the thing with bright yellow yolk. We desire all of our players to be of the same beautiful, creamy consistency of those yolks. Every projection met or exceeded. As we enter this last week of April, you will be keening to smack your eggs against the side of your bowl and find out whether your team is bright yellow or dank green.
Please, blog, may I have some more?