Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get that extra leg up on your competition! You’ll also receive our weekly podcast laughing about the funniest news stories we can find, plus that warm fuzzy feeling of supporting your favorite fantasy sports site in all the land.

World famed comedian Billy Hurley returns for his 15th show with Grey Albright and Donkey Teeth. Penis stories were sparse in this week’s not not news, but there was plenty of pee. A German man was in the news this week for his unorthodox alternative health practice of drinking 7 pints of his own urine each day which allegedly keeps him from ever getting sick. Then, Grey is intrigued by a Japanese haunted drive-thru where ghosts and zombies attack your car. But the highlight of the show is an Alaskan dentist who’s going to prison for 12 years for performing dental work on a hoover board. We round out this week’s not not news with a feel good story of the tortoise who went missing for 74 days, only to be found 1/8th of a mile away from home. So buckle up and grab a frosty pint of urine as you listen to this week’s episode of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News!

Tune in now for all the laughs by signing up for the exclusive Razzball Patreon Club for only $5/month!

Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get that extra leg up on your competition!

On this week’s show, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back for your weekly dose of wacky news from around the world. First, a college student orders a marble cutting board off Amazon, only to find a vivid sketch of a penis drawn on the board (here’s the link to the penis cutting board story if you’d like a visual). As you might guess, Billy and Grey have plenty of thoughts about this young ladies’ cutting board fortune.

Next, a homeless Florida man lives in a luxury suite at the Tampa Bay soccer stadium for two weeks before being discovered by the cleaning crew. Then, KFC suspends their “Finger Lickin’ Good” slogan which prompts Billy to come up with a few alternative slogans for the chicken empire and Grey gets caught up on Colonel Sanders’ fake valor. All of this, plus a surprise visit from Billy-Ivan and the first ever appearance from Billy the Penis Arm Guy. Tune in now for all the laughs by signing up for the exclusive Razzball Patreon Club for only $5/month!

Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get that extra leg up on your competition!

If you didn’t sign up in time for last week’s exclusive Patreon Podcast where we joke about the weirdest news stories from around the world, don’t worry, all previous podcasts are available on demand over on the Razzball Patreon feed. Here’s a teaser from last week’s show where a wild boar stole a naked German man’s laptop (all true stories):

Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get that extra leg up on your competition!

The music never stops on the Razzball Patreon Podcast! In this week’s batch of I Can’t Believe it’s Not Not News stories, Billy-Ivan heads out to the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally to report on a Smashmouth concert. The story wouldn’t be complete without Billy-Ivan showing up to serenade us with his own rendition of the Smashmouth hit, All-Star.

You remember Billy-Ivan, right?

I know what you’re thinking. Wild Boar? Naked Man? Laptop? It can’t be news! Actually, I myself can’t believe it’s not not news. But it is news which Grey, Billy Hurley and myself have a civic duty to report on this week’s Patreon Podcast.

Grey has also begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get an extra leg up on your competition!

You’ve stumbled into the exclusive member’s only Patreon section, welcome to the party!

Let me elaborate: Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members so you can get an extra leg up on your competition! Plus you’ll get our weekly comedic podcast (members only!) delivered directly to your email inbox each Monday. Support your favorite fantasy baseball site by joining the Razzball Patreon now for just $5/month and help fund Grey’s purchase of an Andre the Giant cardboard Dodgers fan wearing a Razzball shirt!

So, several of your fantasy baseball league-mates have discovered Razzball and keep stealing your players? Or you just want more of Grey’s awesome fantasy advice NOW? Well good news, Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members! Plus you’ll get our weekly comedic podcast (members only!) delivered directly to your email inbox each Monday. Support your favorite fantasy baseball site by joining the Razzball Patreon now for just $5/month and help fund Grey’s purchase of an Andre the Giant cardboard Dodgers fan wearing a Razzball shirt!

On this week’s podcast episode of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News with world renowned comedian Billy Hurley, we talk about even more offbeat news stories. And you won’t not believe them!

But wait, did you catch the Billy-Ivan episode a couple weeks back? Here’s a teaser if you somehow aren’t sold yet:

So, several of your fantasy baseball league-mates have discovered Razzball and keep stealing your players? Or you just want more of Grey’s awesome fantasy advice NOW? Well good news, Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all of our valued Patreon members! Plus you’ll get our weekly comedic podcast (members only!) delivered directly to your email inbox each Monday. Support your favorite fantasy baseball site by joining the Razzball Patreon now for just $5/month and help fund Grey’s purchase of an Andre the Giant cardboard Dodgers fan wearing a Razzball shirt!

Anyway, on this week’s podcast episode of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News with world renowned comedian Billy Hurley, we talk about even more offbeat news stories. And you won’t not believe them!

Did you hear this week’s big news? No, not the story about the man who bit the seagull after it tried to steal his Big Mac. Even bigger news: Grey is now releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all our valued Patreon members! We’re also raffling off two of the final RazzBowl fan spots to Patreon members this week. Shoot me an email at [email protected] if you’re a Patreon member who would like to be entered into that raffle. And if you aren’t in the cool kid’s Patreon club yet, what in the name of Albright are you waiting for?! Join the Razzball Patreon now for just $5/month.

Anyway, on this week’s episode of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News with world renowned comedian Billy Hurley, we talk about more offbeat news stories. What you heard about the man who bit a seagull was all true. And no, that man wasn’t previous Patreon Podcast guest, Lenny Dykstra. Well, as far as we know.