What’s poppin, Razzpimples? Bullpen update time! Don’t forget, the Razzball Bullpen Chart is manned by yours truly and updated like every single second (not really, but I stay on top of thangs for the most part). And directly below are your Top 10 most valuable RP over the last week, courtesy of our super cool and filterable Last […]
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Ahoy, me Razzball mateys! All aboard the S.S. MarmosDad for a fine afternoon sail through the shimmering waters of Major League Baseball! I suppose we should pause for a bit of an ‘in memoriam’ of sorts. If anything, the Roger was anything but Jolly in Pittsburgh after Oneil Cruz’s run-in with Seby Zavala last week. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Tuesdays and Fridays are my favorite DFS days. I dig the full slate days, with SO many options to choose from I prefer the variety of lineups vs a short schedule day where everyone plays the best plays and if you don’t have the ONE guy who goes off, you’ve lost everything. The unfortunate issue […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This week on CSI, Grey and B_Don are looking into the homicide of several fantasy teams. Hmm… Detective Grey, I think we may be looking at a case of foul play. I’m not ruling out the use of voodoo magic. They guys are going over the exciting early season call-ups of the week. We talk […]
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“Wisdom is knowing when you don’t know. Wisdom is knowing when you do know. Wisdom is not spraying mace on your apple pie when it calls for mace, because that mace they’re talking about is the outside of nutmeg not the shizz that makes your eyes cry during a riot. Wisdom is not saying, “Nutmeg? I barely know her,” every time someone says nutmeg. Wisdom is Patrick Wisdom (3-for-5, 4 RBIs) hitting his 7th and 8th homer, and 4th and 5th homer in the last four games. Looking for a guy who could hit 40 homers (and prolly .210)? That’s true Wisdom…I think, is that what that says?” That’s me reading a fortune cookie’s fortune that is so long that it’s in such a tiny font it’s hard to read. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
Please, blog, may I have some more?Friends and family and enemies who read this for the schadenfreude — we’re 10% into the 2023 MLB season! The Twins and the Rays are the best teams in baseball, and Kyle Freeland is your Cy Young frontrunner. Let’s Freeland GO!
For longtime Razzball readers, you know the motto is still: Don’t Panic. Three games started. 10% of the season. How many of y’all quit one episode into a Netflix series? Maybe that’s why the icon for Squid Game is that robot girl. Or maybe Netflix thinks the prime demographic for the show are fans of cybernetic giantess fantasies. It’s probably both, to be fair. I, for one, would love to see The Terminator throw 120 MPH with his right arm while simultaneously blasting T-1000s with a gun in his left hand. But until we see Ahnold blasting his way to the mound, we’ve got our human pitchers and they’ve got their flaws. 10% of the season is still a drop of non-GMO motor oil in the sea.
Please, blog, may I have some more?Welcome back! I hope you survived the weekend and if you’re seeing this, it means you’ve won the war against IT and Spambots in order to gain access to Razzball once again. Who are the people responsible for these bots? What is there to gain from crashing a fantasy baseball blog? I have so many […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball DFS’ers! I think by now we all know now that when it comes to DFS tournaments, we need to find ways to get a little different from the field. Today’s strategy section will give you some practical tips on assessing and dealing with ownership. We’ll talk about pitcher chalk vs. hitter chalk, […]
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Brett Baty was called up, finally!!!*
*It’s only been like two weeks. Aren’t you being a little bit overdramatic with the “finally” and the crazy cartoonish exclamation marks?**
*SHUT UP FOOTNOTE, YOU FREAKIN’ NERD!!!*
*Um, okay, but you’re a footnote too.***
***Sadly, the preceding two footnotes got into a scuffle soon after that exchange, and the cops were called as a postscript.
So, the Mets finally made the move we have all been expecting for the last two weeks, and, honestly, it should’ve been done when they broke camp. The Mets are not a stupid organization. Jinxed? Oh, hecks to the hey! But not dumb. I gave you a Brett Baty fantasy back in November. Nothing’s really changed from that. He’s one of the top callups this year, and should be rostered in all leagues. He could immediately break on the scene and hit 25+ homes and .270. My big question is does Buck bench Eduardo Escobar completely? I don’t think so, but I don’t know. Buck you, Showalter, play Baty! Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:
Psyche! So sorry for this weekend and the problems the site’s had. We’ve hired a company to try to alleviate all the issues. Long story short, we were being attacked by bots and they were crashing us repeatedly. We should be good now. If you have issues logging in, you have to clear your browser cache about a month back, then log back in. I know, major pain in the ass. Sorry! Anyway II, the roundup:
Please, blog, may I have some more?Plenty of good options in the Dive Bar this week, but a lot of pitfalls to watch out for. There are a dozen players up on the Top Shelf this week, and I know everyone comes here to have me let them know that, yes, it is a good idea to start Shohei Ohtani in […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yeah, I see where your head’s going Colorado, but that title becomes clearer (from the eye drops?) when you think of one Riley Greene and his current struggles at the plate. Add to the fact of the wide range of opinions during the preseason, and the idea of moving on, even this early in the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?We are roughly two weeks into the season and have plenty of baseball left to play. This is still the point where it can be hard to tell the difference between a true breakout and a guy that simply had a hot start to the season. Do we believe that Nico Hoerner will steal 80+ bases on his current pace? Maybe Ryan Mountcastle is going to out slug Aaron Judge? Since we all love a buy or sell, we are going to dive into a handful of hot starts this week and see if they should be on your roster long-term.
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