Baseball Podcast: Byron Buston? More Like Byron Busty!

The first of those potential targets is Byron Buxton. The juicy fantasy sausage upside that oozes from every single one of Byron Buxton’s pores is both sweet and savory. Studies have also shown this ooze can cure cancer and other terminal diseases. Buxton is off to phenomenal start this spring, boasting added muscle and claims of, “The best shape of his life”. Which is always true.

The guys also discuss expectations for rising star Michael Conforto and relative unknown rookie, Christin Stewart. Then some late round outfield targets are thrown around to finish up the show. Opening day is coming, make sure you get your fill of sausage, sausage juices, and the Ditka, Sausage, and Fantasy Sports shirt before time runs out!

Cumulative	Grey Rank	Donkey Teeth Rank	B_Don Rank	Player
1.00	1	1	1	Mike Trout
2.00	2	2	2	Mookie Betts
3.33	4	3	3	Ronald Acuna Jr.
4.33	3	4	6	Christian Yelich
5.33	5	6	5	Bryce Harper
5.67	6	7	4	J.D. Martinez
7.33	8	5	9	Aaron Judge
7.67	7	8	8	Giancarlo Stanton
9.00	9	11	7	Andrew Benintendi
10.67	11	9	12	Juan Soto
11.67	12	12	11	Kris Bryant
11.67	15	10	10	Charlie Blackmon
13.00	10	16	13	Rhys Hoskins
14.67	16	14	14	Starling Marte
15.33	13	17	16	George Springer
15.67	14	18	15	Cody Bellinger
18.33	23	13	19	Whit Merrifield
18.50	17	20	DNQ	Khris Davis
20.33	18	22	21	David Dahl
20.67	21	24	17	Michael Conforto
22.33	20	27	20	Eddie Rosario
23.33	30	15	25	Lorenzo Cain
23.67	22	31	18	Joey Gallo
25.33	28	21	27	Victor Robles
26.00	29	25	24	Eloy Jimenez
26.33	33	23	23	Yasiel Puig
27.00	19	29	33	Marcell Ozuna
27.67	25	36	22	Justin Upton
28.00	24	30	30	Nicholas Castellanos
28.00	37	19	28	Tommy Pham
28.67	32	28	26	Mitch Haniger
33.00	31	33	35	A.J. Pollock
34.67	36	34	34	Andrew McCutchen
36.67	27	40	43	Ender Inciarte
37.33	26	48	38	Nomar Mazara
37.33	39	44	29	Wil Myers
37.67	40	42	31	Aaron Hicks
38.00	50	32	32	Mallex Smith
38.33	44	35	36	Dee Gordon
39.33	34	47	37	Stephen Piscotty
40.33	38	41	42	David Peralta
41.00	35	38	50	Domingo Santana
41.33	43	37	44	Ian Desmond
41.33	58	26	40	Byron Buxton
46.33	41	51	47	Chris Taylor
46.67	42	50	48	Ryan Braun
49.33	60	49	39	Michael Brantley
49.67	45	45	59	Harrison Bader
50.67	57	39	56	Billy Hamilton
51.33	46	57	51	Ramon Laureano
51.67	52	54	49	Jackie Bradley Jr.
54.00	56	52	DNQ	Joey Wendle
55.67	59	67	41	Brandon Nimmo
56.67	51	46	73	Odubel Herrera
57.00	53	63	55	Corey Dickerson
61.67	61	70	54	Austin Meadows
62.33	55	87	45	Trey Mancini
62.67	62	43	83	Jake Bauers
63.00	63	55	71	Jesse Winker
64.00	54	71	67	Cedric Mullins
65.00	66	61	68	Randal Grichuk
65.33	94	56	46	Adam Eaton
65.67	76	58	63	Christin Stewart
66.67	79	60	61	Franmil Reyes
67.33	65	84	53	Kyle Schwarber
67.67	49	96	58	Ian Happ
69.00	87	68	52	Tyler O’Neill
70.67	48	104	60	Daniel Palka
73.00	73	77	69	Shin-Soo Choo
74.00	68	82	72	Joc Pederson
74.50	70	79	DNQ	Brandon Belt
74.67	81	53	90	Jose Martinez
75.33	85	59	82	Franchy Cordero
76.00	80	91	57	Lewis Brinson
78.33	47	103	85	Hunter Renfroe
78.33	71	64	100	Marwin Gonzalez
78.33	99	62	74	Max Kepler
79.00	64	98	75	Kevin Pillar
79.33	97	75	66	Kevin Kiermaier
81.00	67	95	DNQ	Niko Goodrum
83.33	69	97	84	Gregory Polanco
85.33	83	108	65	Teoscar Hernandez
85.33	90	80	86	Adam Jones
87.67	75	78	110	Jay Bruce
87.67	101	74	88	Steven Souza Jr.
87.67	105	69	89	Jorge Soler
88.00	78	110	76	Manuel Margot
88.00	NR	88	NR	Carlos Gonzalez
91.00	91	102	80	Willie Calhoun
91.67	95	73	107	Adam Frazier
92.00	72	112	DNQ	Jason Kipnis
92.33	93	66	118	Avisail Garcia
92.67	106	85	87	Leonys Martin
93.00	111	89	79	Scott Schebler
93.00	96	90	DNQ	Mark Trumbo
94.00	136	76	70	Kyle Tucker
94.33	102	86	95	Brett Gardner
95.33	115	107	64	Enrique Hernandez
95.67	117	92	78	Greg Allen
96.00	109	117	62	Raimel Tapia
97.00	110	72	109	Matt Kemp
97.67	104	83	106	Brian Anderson
98.00	100	101	93	Kole Calhoun
98.00	119	94	81	Delino DeShields
101.00	NR	65	137	Austin Hays
103.00	107	99	103	Josh Reddick
105.00	74	114	127	Ben Zobrist
106.00	86	118	114	Michael A. Taylor
106.00	108	106	104	Tyler Naquin
106.00	132	81	105	Eric Thames
106.67	92	100	128	Nick Markakis
108.00	89	137	98	Jake Cave
111.67	77	133	125	Roman Quinn
111.67	82	140	113	Mac Williamson
111.67	122	93	120	Dexter Fowler
112.00	128	111	97	Chris Owings
112.33	84	115	138	Billy McKinney
114.33	116	119	108	Steven Duggar
117.33	135	105	112	Dustin Fowler
117.67	123	113	117	Lonnie Chisenhall
118.00	98	140	116	Adam Engel
118.00	144	116	94	Jason Heyward
120.00	NR	120	NR	Garrett Cooper
120.50	114	127	DNQ	Matt Adams
121.00	103	130	130	Yoenis Cespedes
121.00	146	140	77	Albert Almora Jr.
121.33	112	129	123	Adam Duvall
122.00	NR	125	119	Brett Phillips
122.00	NR	122	122	Curtis Granderson
122.50	NR	109	136	Anthony Alford
123.00	125	121	DNQ	Steve Pearce
123.67	137	123	111	Alex Verdugo
124.00	124	124	124	Hernan Perez
124.00	145	128	99	Alex Gordon
124.33	141	140	92	JaCoby Jones
125.00	118	136	121	Nick Williams
126.00	NR	126	NR	Derek Fisher
128.00	148	140	96	Keon Broxton
128.33	143	140	102	Jordan Luplow
128.33	154	140	91	D.J. Stewart
128.50	NR	131	126	Alen Hanson
129.33	147	140	101	Mikie Mahtook
132.00	NR	132	NR	Yordan Alvarez
132.50	NR	134	131	Gerardo Parra
132.67	130	139	129	Chad Pinder
135.00	133	138	134	Clint Frazier
135.00	NR	135	NR	Hunter Pence
135.33	151	140	115	Bradley Zimmer
136.50	NR	140	133	Aaron Altherr
138.00	139	140	135	Yairo Munoz
140.00	nR	140	NR	Carlos Gomez
140.33	149	140	132	Juan Lagares