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2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft
Fantasy Razzball Update: August 11
Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…
- VinWins
- August 11, 2013
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 19
The White Sox traded to the Red Sox not long ago -- perhaps you remember it. The three-team swap sent Peavy to Boston, to Detroit,…
- Scott Evans
- August 11, 2013
- 62
Daily Notes
Rios, Texas Ranger
Fact: Ron Washington is a giver. MLBtraderumors found a reason to stay significant post-trade deadline yesterday, and now it's official -- has been traded to…
- Jay
- August 10, 2013
- 115
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 20
If you're into two-start streaming, then you're likely not into six-man rotations. They suck. They push back useful, healthy starters. They dilute the two-start pool.…
- Scott Evans
- August 10, 2013
- 77
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Sonny G Has The Stuff That All Kids Love
Common misconception, the A's know what they're doing. As of Thursday night, they didn't even know who was pitching on Saturday. Billy Beane told me…
- Grey
- August 9, 2013
- 877
Points Leagues
A-Rod to the Rescue
Greetings fellow fantasy geeks! Tis I, Tehol Beddict, here yet again to service you in ways you once thought irrealizable. I'm merely perpetuating my own…
- LT Murray IV
- August 9, 2013
- 22
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Samardzija They Come, Samardzija They Fall
All strikeouts aren't created equal, apparently. Holy Samardballs, are you kidding me? It was a short schedule day. There's no middle relief disinfectant for this…
- Grey
- August 9, 2013
- 303
Closers
Bullpen Report
Hot teams equal scorched buns, no that's not right. Hot teams are where holds go to fall in love, it's like the Sadie Hawkins dance…
- Smokey
- August 8, 2013
- 29
fantasy baseball keepers
Eaton Moustakas
The trade deadline passed in standard leagues. It's just over. I feel like I've had an awesome couple of months talking to and hanging out…
- Terse
- August 8, 2013
- 23
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Indians Rushin’ The Rule Of Salazar
There's a new love of my life. No, it's not the Georgia girl on MasterChef, though she's all right. His name is , and he's…
- Grey
- August 8, 2013
- 741
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: I Am From Holland! Isn’t That Weird?
Has anyone noticed the year is having? This is me raising my hand. You can't see it, but you'll just have to trust me. I've…
- Jay
- August 7, 2013
- 47
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Fawn Over Xander Bogaerts Some More
So it's the dog days of summer, your team sucks and you're starting to follow Razzball Football to see which 3rd string right tackle might…
- Grey
- August 7, 2013
- 474
DraftKings
DraftKings – The Fantasy Wellness Clinic
So you're in the fantasy dumps. Maybe your team is finally a lost cause, maybe you just couldn't keep up with it (yeah - I…
- JB Gilpin
- August 7, 2013
- 18
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Houston Gets Their Asstros Handed To Them
In the spring of 2013, Astro fans celebrated through the streets of Houston, shooting guns in the air and playing Houston's own, Mind Playing Tricks…
- Grey
- August 7, 2013
- 289
OPS Leagues
Take A Load Off, Manny
is no stranger to controversy removing him from the field, which makes it even stranger that controversy may end up putting him back on the…
- Tom Jacks
- August 6, 2013
- 50
Our Leagues
RCL Update: August 6
MasterofGrond's Waco Night Terrors (Imposing Sea Creatures) held on to first place behind a strong pitching week, including an RCL-best 0.68 ERA. , , ,…
- VinWins
- August 6, 2013
- 22
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Bud Giving PEDicures
Yesterday, on Fifth Avenue, Bud Selig was seen going into a photo shoot. That photoshoot was for him to be dressed as Uncle Sam for…
- Grey
- August 6, 2013
- 577
Y to Z
Father Of The Negro Leagues
Who was the greatest pitcher during the first decade of the 20th century? Cy Young, perhaps. Christy Mathewson? Maybe Joe “Iron Arm” McGinnity”? The immensely…
- Paulie Allnuts
- August 5, 2013
- 23
NEWS
Nate McLouth’s Disappearing Stolen Base Trick
Through the first three months of the 2013 season, was running the bases like a man possessed. 8 stolen bases in April. 9 stolen bases…
- Mike
- August 5, 2013
- 58
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Danny Ain’t Nothin’ To Farq Wit
earned the save on Saturday and Sunday for the Mariners. The first two of his career. I guess the whole 5+ ERA didn't scare off…
- Grey
- August 5, 2013
- 806
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Hammer to Fall
John Rocker said baseball was “better with steroids.” Sure it is, if you enjoy atrophic testicles and 980 foot home runs. Atrophic testicles are also…
- The Guru
- August 4, 2013
- 103
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Calhoun-amatata
First and foremost, I'd like to start this little piece off with a big thanks to all of those who read these creeper posts. It's…
- Sky
- August 4, 2013
- 38
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 18
The Pittsburgh Pirates have the best record in baseball. At least right now, as I'm typing this, they do. The Bucs are an exciting big…
- Scott Evans
- August 4, 2013
- 61
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Make A Move And The Bunny Gets It
So, here we are again. You could say it's been a long time. Or, you could be like me, and say it hasn't been long…
- Jay
- August 3, 2013
- 84
Daily Notes
J-Fer Slips Tribe Some Special-K
Last night, one of the most talented young arms in baseball followed up a career high in strikeouts with yet another career high in strikeouts.…
- Mike
- August 3, 2013
- 55
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 19
I think we can all agree that Two-Startapalooza is pretty much mind-blowingly awesome. But as far as paloozas go, let's be real: our weekly two-start…
- Scott Evans
- August 3, 2013
- 68
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Here’s Looking At You, Bogaerts
I've started that dance with Xander Bogaerts. You know what dance I mean. The dance when you pick up, drop, pick up, drop, think about…
- Grey
- August 2, 2013
- 795
Points Leagues
Xander Bogaerts All Set to Attend Tea Party in Boston
The man, the myth, the legend. I speak not of young Xander, he who was blessed to be featured in this article, but of myself,…
- LT Murray IV
- August 2, 2013
- 54
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Yu Magnificent Bastard
Why don't I have on any teams? Why don't I have him on every team? It's not like I ranked him low in the preseason.…
- Grey
- August 2, 2013
- 269
Closers
Closer Report
Out of the fire and into the Frieri pan, or as the Sciosciapath would say, buffet Thursdays. has imploded you ratios the past 10 days…
- Smokey
- August 1, 2013
- 49
fantasy baseball keepers
Fantasy Keepers: Upton Everth Everthland
We had a photo-shoot today at the mag. One of the models — that is, one of the people who were getting their photo taken…
- Terse
- August 1, 2013
- 77
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Houston Chucks Norris, D-Backs Send Ian Fleein’
In what can only be described as the biggest trade ever made for some Hoes, was traded to the O's for . Hoes ain't shizz…
- Grey
- August 1, 2013
- 617
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: I Call This ‘The Chase’, Because I Can’t Do Nothin’ With Headley In This Title
There's been much consternation going on around these parts ever since I ranked 34th in my Top 100 Keepers for 2013 and Beyond post that…
- Jay
- July 31, 2013
- 68
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings: Week 17
As veteran players are shipped out at the trading deadline, it’s inevitable that opportunities will reveal themselves for several high profile prospects. The Phillies are…
- Scott Evans
- July 31, 2013
- 96
DraftKings
DraftKings – A Weekend Full Of Interleague
In what will be a wild weekend across the Majors, there will be five Interleague matchups over the weekend, throwing a wrench into a lot…
- JB Gilpin
- July 31, 2013
- 33
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Red Sox Boldly Acquire Long-Voweled Starter
First off, is gone. The less intelligent Red Sox fan screams bloody murder like Schilling's sock, "But Julio Iglesias was batting .400 after ten games…
- Grey
- July 31, 2013
- 872
OPS Leagues
Nothing’s Right, I’m Bourn!
Drafting ? That’s a paddlin’. Focusing on steals in an OPS league? That’s a paddlin’. Drafting a SAGNOF who hurts your OPS and doesn’t steal…
- Tom Jacks
- July 30, 2013
- 48
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Discuss Deadline Deals
Trade deadline is approaching so we figured, you know, we should talk about it. Nick got Smokey and Tom locked in the Fantasy Octagon (which…
- Grey
- July 30, 2013
- 429
Our Leagues
RCL Update: July 30
For the second straight week, we have a new Razzball Commenter League overall leader. MasterofGrond's Waco Night Terrors (Imposing Sea Creatures) moved up from 5th…
- VinWins
- July 30, 2013
- 15
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Astros Have Jose To Spare For Valverde-Less Tigers
was traded to the Tigers, which is bad news for Veras and potentially . It'll likely only be bad news for Veras's owners. My guess…
- Grey
- July 30, 2013
- 351
