LOGIN

Articles – Razzball Fantasy

Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Top 100 for 2nd Half of 2013 Fantasy Baseball

So it’s not really the 2nd half mark in the fantasy baseball season, but it’s the All-Star Break so what else are we going to…

  • Grey
  • July 16, 2013
  • 935
Pitcher Profiles

Pitcher Profile: We’ve Got Chris Archer, They’ve Got Golden Arcs

Despite not living in an MLB-market area, I have a great AAA team nearby.  I got to see  pitch for the AAA Durham Bulls with his…

  • JB Gilpin
  • July 15, 2013
  • 66
NEWS

Stealing Bases: A First Half Retrospective For Your Perusal

Looking back on the unofficial first half of the fantasy baseball season can be a lot of fun, unless of course you are in dead…

  • Mike
  • July 15, 2013
  • 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Tantracized Padres Don’t Get To Lincecum

The night was humid in San Diego. Some fans in the front row brought their own Chardonnay, a mix of floral and fruity notes, which…

  • Grey
  • July 15, 2013
  • 573
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam it or Cram it: Waiver Wire All-Stars and the Fantasy DT’s

Maybe you’re with me, maybe you’re against me on this one, but the MLB All-Star game is an idea that should be buried alongside ,…

  • The Guru
  • July 14, 2013
  • 88
Our Leagues

Fantasy Razzball Update: July 14

Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…

  • VinWins
  • July 14, 2013
  • 3
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor Accomplishments: Week 15

There are several questionable farm systems in baseball, but the Chicago White Sox are certainly one that stands out. For years now, the Sox have…

  • Scott Evans
  • July 14, 2013
  • 102
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Rays Jarred And Put On A Shelf

was fantastical last night in his season debut pitching 8.0 shutout innings, and surrendering just 2 hits and walking three. The rookie carried a no-hitter…

  • Dan Pants
  • July 13, 2013
  • 105
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Scouting the Unknown: Yordano Ventura and Maikel Franco

Perhaps you were expecting the usual Saturday morning two-start pitchers post, but it’s All Star week and there are no two-starters. The timing works out…

  • Scott Evans
  • July 13, 2013
  • 43
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

I’d Istanbuy, That Man Stanton’s Hopeful

By now you've probably seen in ESPN's magazine completely naked. Coincidentally, I looked at the pictures completely naked. Did I say looked? I meant took…

  • Grey
  • July 12, 2013
  • 952
Points Leagues

Han-RamNado: Witness his Merciless Destruction of All Competition

Greeting all! Tis I, Tehol Beddict! In Bora Bora I am also known as "El Papino," but that's a story for another time. Wait! Hold…

  • LT Murray IV
  • July 12, 2013
  • 49
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Oh, My Goodness Gracious Of All The Dramatic Things I’ve Seen!

returned and went 1-for-4 with an RBI, run scored and left with a strained quad. I'm not even joking about the injury. The Yankees should…

  • Grey
  • July 12, 2013
  • 493
Closers

Bullpen Report

So team success helps everything, from team building exercises to a secret program that siphons money into a bank account at fractions of a penny…

  • Smokey
  • July 11, 2013
  • 47
fantasy baseball keepers

Fantasy Keepers: Corn Cobb and Cole Slaw

When was designated for assignment on Monday, I left work, went to the bar next door, bought nine shots of Jameson, drank 11 shots of…

  • Terse
  • July 11, 2013
  • 94
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Cain Unable

Yesterday, had his shortest outing of his career with 2/3 IP and 3 ER. At least Bochy had the sense in his giant watermelon-sized head…

  • Grey
  • July 11, 2013
  • 911
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Bear or Bull: Chris Davis? More Like Crush Davis, Amiright?

If you were to tell me that you knew the type of year was going to have, I would have laughed at your face and…

  • Jay
  • July 10, 2013
  • 104
DraftKings

DraftKings – Approaching Ahhhh Midsummer Night’s Dream

Ahhhh July.  The 4th.  Hot dogs.  Fireworks.  Sparklers and going to other neighboring states to get the fireworks.  You know the good ones (I don't…

  • JB Gilpin
  • July 10, 2013
  • 46
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Adam’s Done Eaton The DL Scenery For Now

First, Erasmo returns for our rookie nookie needs, then is called up to see if owning rookies can be better than Viagra. They can. I…

  • Grey
  • July 10, 2013
  • 840
OPS Leagues

What If A-Rod Was One Of Us?

may be a slob like one of us, but I’ve repeatedly told you to pick up this season, so I’ve already thrown my dignity out…

  • Tom Jacks
  • July 9, 2013
  • 85
All Podcasts

The Razzball Podcast – The One Where Puig Gets The Conch Shell

On today's podcast I talked about , the greatest raftee Major League Baseball has ever seen. We didn't talk at all about the All-Star Game…

  • Grey
  • July 9, 2013
  • 448
Our Leagues

RCL Update: July 9

That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) regained top spot after spending a week in second place. They hit just .240 with 10 home runs for the…

  • VinWins
  • July 9, 2013
  • 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Kempulsive Lamer

is headed back to the DL. He needs Chris Brown to slap some health into him. Obviously, this a terrible sign for Kemp since it's…

  • Grey
  • July 9, 2013
  • 501
Pitcher Profiles

Pitcher Profile: Jeremy Hefner – Stream Or ROS Play(boy)?

Welcome back, Pitcher Profile nation!  I am glad to be back home after a fantastic trip to DC where I got to see my Brewers…

  • JB Gilpin
  • July 8, 2013
  • 95
NEWS

He Went To Jarrod!

Let's say you're looking for the player with the best stolen base per plate appearances ratio. You might think of recent SAGNOF heart-throb , who…

  • Mike
  • July 8, 2013
  • 19
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Miami Salary Dodger, Ricky LA Dodger

The Marlins parted ways with on Saturday. He was the longest-tenured Marlin. That's about the same length as a Gary Busey train of thought. Nolasco…

  • Grey
  • July 8, 2013
  • 953
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam it or Cram it: Hitting Rock Bottom with the Fantasy Freaks

Over the past few months we have jammed and crammed our way through players that have added some pop (, ), some saves (, )…

  • The Guru
  • July 7, 2013
  • 106
Creeper of the Week

Creeper Of The Week: Great Scott!

First off, let me just say I am hanging my head in shame about my call last week. Not only did he only see 3…

  • Sky
  • July 7, 2013
  • 39
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor Accomplishments: Week 14

Note: As I explained yesterday, I'm in Mexico. Turns out, the internet blows here. Being so, I haven't included the usual Baseball-Reference links. Apologies. (*They…

  • Scott Evans
  • July 7, 2013
  • 53
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Super Nova Blasts Orioles

I originally titled this post "SuperNova Destroys Baltimore," but I was worried it would cause mass panic in the Crab Cake Capital, and those guys…

  • Dan Pants
  • July 6, 2013
  • 147
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Startapalooza — Week 15

Two-start hoarders, welcome back. First things first: I'm vacationing in Mexico with what, by now, is a potentially-fatal sunburn. Not to worry, though, because the…

  • Scott Evans
  • July 6, 2013
  • 77
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Kemp-er Buy

Let's start with an SAT question as old as this world that we call Planet Earth, assuming the SATs were around thousands of years ago…

  • Grey
  • July 5, 2013
  • 759
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Wallace Enjoying His 60 Minutes Of Fame

Let me see if I got this right about (I'm admittedly drunk from an all-day 4th of July BBQ). He's a post-hype-little-less-hype-some-hype-no-hype-hype-what?-hype sleeper. Did that…

  • Grey
  • July 5, 2013
  • 277
Closers

Closer Report

Friends How many of us have them? Friends Ones we can depend on So it dawned upon me that, in the Whodini song, "Friends", can…

  • Smokey
  • July 4, 2013
  • 44
fantasy baseball keepers

The New Manny in Town

There’s a ping-pong tournament going on in my office today and I wasn’t invited to play. It’s not because they all hate me, but because…

  • Terse
  • July 4, 2013
  • 29
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Puig, Bo Ran Up Walls, Not Into Them

Happy Fourth of July, unless you own , then you're wondering if A) He's healthy B) Where was Carlos Quentin during this? If you haven't…

  • Grey
  • July 4, 2013
  • 535
All Podcasts

The Razzball Podcast — The One Where JayWrong And JB Enter The Cage

It's officially the mid-way point of the season (you know, 81 game mark in 162 game season) and with the long weekend coming up, Nick…

  • Grey
  • July 3, 2013
  • 497
DraftKings

DraftKings – Stacking Up On Brewers

So, I'm biased.  If you've been reading me for a while you know I'm a Brewers homer, but that doesn't make me a sucker in…

  • JB Gilpin
  • July 3, 2013
  • 20
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

No Hitting On The Docket For Ol’ Bailey

threw his second career no-hitter, and it was the first time a player who looked identical to Christian Bale has thrown the last two no-hitters…

  • Grey
  • July 3, 2013
  • 346
OPS Leagues

When Ike Comes Around

had an epic 21st century breakdown this year that has rendered his fantasy baseball owners jaded and viewing this basket case as a true American…

  • Tom Jacks
  • July 2, 2013
  • 81
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Prospect Power Rankings, Week 13

There hasn't been much turnover from our last revision until now, so the names here are pretty much the same ones we've been talking about…

  • Scott Evans
  • July 2, 2013
  • 115