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Our Leagues
RCL Update: July 2
Slocemb If You Got Em (Daily Bases) give us another new leader as they squeak by That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) for a two-tenths of…
- VinWins
- July 2, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Jose Shows San Diego Who Their Padre Is
When walks into the 18-and-over strip club, where only the drinks are virgins, that's called "Rookie Nookie," he flips his rookie cards like they're dollar…
- Grey
- July 2, 2013
- 880
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Zack Rocked Like A Wagon Wheeler
I am back with another Pitcher Profile Razzball Nation! I was out of town last week and unable to work on multiple screens slash was…
- JB Gilpin
- July 1, 2013
- 87
NEWS
The Raj-Mahal of SAGNOF
It may have been hard to catch Grey's BUY post last Friday, because it was littered with SAGNOF outfielders. We'll take a look at some…
- Mike
- July 1, 2013
- 34
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Justin Gets His Masters In Shutoutography
This post comes to you by the power of Greyskull! I have the power! The power of Greyskull dropped earlier in the year after one…
- Grey
- July 1, 2013
- 798
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Finding Power in the Hot Tub Time Machine
Jump in the Guru’s Hot Tub Time Machine and join me as we take a short spin through the space-time continuum back to the year…
- The Guru
- June 30, 2013
- 135
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Spend Four Beautiful Nights In Valencia
Hello one, hello all it is your gracious and well manscaped travel agent, Sky. I promise I'll do my best to accommodate all your traveling…
- Sky
- June 30, 2013
- 62
Our Leagues
Fantasy Razzball Update: June 30
Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…
- VinWins
- June 30, 2013
- 4
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 13
The Futures Game will take place on July 14th at Citi Field as part of the MLB All-Star Game festivities. Rosters were announced earlier this…
- Scott Evans
- June 30, 2013
- 97
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Get To Da Choppa!
I have no idea of how to tie in one of the most famous AHnold soundboard choices, but like last weeks selection of ANIMAL!, I…
- Jay
- June 29, 2013
- 74
2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft
Cleveland Rocks Chicago’s Sox in Doubleheader
The Indians had themselves a good ol' fashioned hometown community pow-wow in Chicago yesterday, scoring 29 runs off 33 hits in Friday's double header. The…
- Dan Pants
- June 29, 2013
- 87
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 14
We've run into another one of those weeks when it's probably best to avoid two-start streaming. It's not as despicable as we've gotten this season,…
- Scott Evans
- June 29, 2013
- 54
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Does It Make Me Buy To Desire An Erasmo-Ram?
Okay, sue me for Safecoexual Erasment, but I need some Erasmo Ramirez right now. Who is stopping him? Joe Saunders, The Harangutan or is it…
- Grey
- June 28, 2013
- 970
Points Leagues
He Has Risen: The Story of How L.A. Tried Keeping a Brotha Down
Greetings! It is I, Tehol Beddict, back again with more H2H and points League advice. You might ask yourself, "How are these posts any different…
- LT Murray IV
- June 28, 2013
- 55
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Yanks Offense Decimated By Another Derek
For all you Jersey kids out there, yesterday's game title is, "Holland Tunnels Yanks." For all you Jersey kids out there who have been stuck…
- Grey
- June 28, 2013
- 343
Closers
Closer Report
So at the middle post of the real year, the ever-changing scenarios that are closers continue to fire on. This week I am going to…
- Smokey
- June 27, 2013
- 60
fantasy baseball keepers
Hisashi Say Smyly
Today, I listened to a podcast. In that podcast, the two hosts pontificated sharply about how isn't for real and that his success last year…
- Terse
- June 27, 2013
- 66
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Tampa Bay R.A.y’d
You wanted to sell , but no one was buying. Seeing last year as a fluke. Said he couldn't do it again. Said you had…
- Grey
- June 27, 2013
- 959
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Now Yasiel Me, Now You Don’t
This is me jumping on the bandwagon. Well, technically, I don't jump. I float. Why? Wait, are you asking why I float or why I'm…
- Jay
- June 26, 2013
- 138
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Scouting the Unknown: Future Fantasy Schmohawks Edition
When you're perusing the latest prospect lists for the next fantasy star, the next Mike Trout or Manny Machado, it's important to keep in mind…
- Scott Evans
- June 26, 2013
- 54
DraftKings
DraftKings – The Immediacy Of Bragging Rights
So I'm out of town this week, then all the sudden while I have left my upper lip unshaven and drinking a daiquiri (the latter…
- JB Gilpin
- June 26, 2013
- 44
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Leonys’s Bonuses
's been lighting up the mainframe on the giant computer out of a bad 1950's sci-fi movie, but he's not the only Cuban. also hails…
- Grey
- June 26, 2013
- 859
OPS Leagues
Nick, Push, Coast…
is one of those guys we love in OPS leagues. Yes, I will be referring to myself in the plural form. It’s easier to win…
- Tom Jacks
- June 25, 2013
- 95
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Talk Comics, Um, Graphic Novels
The guy who created my new (now old) avatar also did ones for Rudy and Nick (they're all below the fold), and that got us…
- Grey
- June 25, 2013
- 574
Our Leagues
RCL Update: June 25
That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) continued to set the pace, while MasterofGrond (Waco Night Terrors - Imposing Sea Creatures) moved ahead of Slocemb If You…
- VinWins
- June 25, 2013
- 8
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
I’m Gregor, I’m Gregor, He’s Pa-Gone
might be out the season, but will definitely be out until September. Too bad, so sad, don't forget to write, don't write too often, waste…
- Grey
- June 25, 2013
- 503
Y to Z
The Brat
“See that little mound of dirt out there with the rubber in the middle? That's my concern. I don't have any problems, just concerns. And…
- Paulie Allnuts
- June 24, 2013
- 28
NEWS
Peter, Peter, Steals Reaper?
After stealing only 3 bases in all of 2012, met that mark in the past ten games. It seems as though his hamstring is just…
- Mike
- June 24, 2013
- 48
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Ike Can’t Promise But Ike Can Try
could return next weekend. In other words, he's moved one step closer to the plate in Metco. It only took him three months. He reminds…
- Grey
- June 24, 2013
- 997
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Closepocalypse 2 – Electric Boogaloo
We are halfway through the fantasy season and it’s another week, another closepocalypse. Didn’t Smokey predict this back in March?! ’s job was outsourced, was…
- The Guru
- June 23, 2013
- 106
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Check Out Dat Astro, Dominguez
The way you hit it. I can't believe it. I ain't never seen an Astro like dat...the way you swing it, you make my fantasy…
- Sky
- June 23, 2013
- 64
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 12
I told you last week about the implications of Xander Bogaerts's Triple-A promotion. This week, we celebrate another Triple-A promotion, as the Mariners have bumped…
- Scott Evans
- June 23, 2013
- 128
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: PANAMA!
I wish there was some kind of baseball pun that could tie into PANAMA!, but I think it's good enough to stand on its own.…
- Jay
- June 22, 2013
- 51
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Hector-rific in Win Over Royals
In mythology, Hector was the Trojan prince and the greatest warrior in the Trojan war. So step aside Brad Pitt, while you were fighting the…
- Dan Pants
- June 22, 2013
- 103
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 13
The NBA season is over, thank god. The Heat won it all, so it played out exactly how we all thought it would when the…
- Scott Evans
- June 22, 2013
- 121
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Pulling Upton My Big Boy Pants, They Need A Justin
The love has been sucked out of the room for . His fantasy value went skydiving. After it went Rocky Mountain climbing. He went from…
- Grey
- June 21, 2013
- 1076
Points Leagues
Mike Trout: Baseball’s Version of LeBron James
Oh there's a shindig goin down in Miami ya'll! Part of me feels like I should hop on the next flight down there bringing only…
- LT Murray IV
- June 21, 2013
- 68
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Benoit Is Joaquin To The Head Of The Line
When I told you to pick up yesterday, I was 85% sure he would close games until the Tigers traded for Papelbon, who will be…
- Grey
- June 21, 2013
- 506
Y to Z
Jangling Around Gently As You Move
Six Rules for a Happy Life 1. Avoid fried meats, which angry up the blood. 2. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify…
- Paulie Allnuts
- June 20, 2013
- 47
Closers
Bullpen Report
So, the eventuality of Chris Perez's return to the back end of the Indians bullpen has hit a not foreseen bump in the road. I…
- Smokey
- June 20, 2013
- 53
