As the Fantasy Baseball season comes to end, it’s time for one more visit to the Razzball Fantasy Lounge where we fake baseball scribes are…
So, some of you may be asking, where's the Photoshop yo? With or without the 'yo' maybe. I don't judge. But yes, that would be…
Let me begin by saying that each of my H2H teams has been officially eliminated, and being so, I've decided to submit the most spiteful…
I wonder if Marge Schott's family sits around and talks about what Marge would've thought of 's thievery. I wonder too if they'd do it…
Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…
has filthy stuff. He can hit 100 MPH with his fastball and make all four of our girl readers go, "Ooh..." Which reminds me of…
So the end is Bill Nye the science guy. The last hurrah for the year of 2013 in regards to bullpens. Don't be upset, you…
Yesterday, nailed down his 3rd straight 20/20 season. He's once again a top ten on our Player Rater. So, is it The Dread Pirate or…
As another baseball season winds down, we have a chance to reflect on our own journey in this wonderful game. Perhaps you, the reader, ponder…
Jorge Alfaro | C, Rangers | Born: 6/11/1993 When we published my mid-season top 50 fantasy baseball prospects back in July, naturally there was some…
Yesterday, hit his 51st home run, breaking the Orioles' home run record of 50 set by Brady Anderson. In a ceremony following the game, Chris…
After two weeks in second place, mauledbypandas is back on top. Josh Hamilton's Fake Stache hit .270 with 11 home runs, 51 RBI, 45 runs,…
stole his second base of the season last night. It was a fine effort. Not a straight steal, but a solid jump that looked like…
I’m going to assume that whoever is still reading fantasy baseball articles at this point in the year is a dedicated fantasy baseball player. That’s…
dished out a big old helping of steals this past week, and I wouldn't expect anything different after not including him in my last few…
has the manic energy of a gangly man-bird. On average, Hunter Pence's home run trots last about 20 seconds. So in the last week, he's…
If you’re reading this, congratulations, you must be in that exclusive club only regarded for winners like you – the Fantasy Baseball playoffs. If you’re…
Seriously, I've been on a bad streak on these. I'm giving you that fair warning. It seems no matter what research I do - and…
I'm Asian, so it's not raycess. Err, I think. There have been many a fine years for a many a fine players in this 2013…
I did some complaining last week about how the plethora of six-man rotations this time of year dilutes the two-start pool and makes two-start forecasting…
*sings Kelis song in head for five minutes before starting post* Okay, now that that's out of the way, I can teach you, but I…
Seinfeld is on. George — the show's best character, I do not care what you think — just brought a book into a bookstore's bathroom,…
Grey's in transit to Texas Wine Country for a friend's wedding so Drunk Uncle Rudy's has control of the ol' roundup post. Yup, Texas has…
Ahh..the refreshing feelings of a vacation high-a-tus really slows down the passion for fantasy baseball. Not helping it at all is the beginning of footieball,…
Say it's not so News Report! News Report, "I'm sorry, Grey, your handsomeness and mustache make me want to lie to you, but is probably…
Kyle Crick | RHP, Giants | Born: 11/30/1992 The hype machine has a habit of shutting itself off when it comes to injured prospects. It's…
In the summer of 1937, a woman went into labor. This woman's name was Alfonsa Soriano. She was 78 years old at the time and…
Colicky Fuddruckers jumped three spots to become the third different overall leader in the last three weeks. They are running away with the title in…
was scratched from his Wednesday start with an oblique strain. Guys and four girl readers, you can't be too precious with your guys. That whole…
has been great the past few weeks, hasn’t he? At this point in the season, I’m here to tell you that it’s time to throw…
Oh fantasy baseball. You're such a bitch. and his league leading 52 stolen bases are going to take a seat for a while. While this…
Damn, the planets had all lined up for to be overrated for 2014 fantasy baseball. 50+ bases and only four times caught (!). Some power…
Ah, yes, fall is in the air. *cues up Don Henley’s “Boys of Summer”* As the calendar turns to September, the days get shorter, my…
Well, I keep going deep on these calls and keep digging a bigger hole so I figure why stop? Let's dig straight to Italy. Why…
I'm gonna double-dip on what I wrote a year ago in my week 23 MiLB report because 1) I think it still holds, and 2)…
We're almost into mid-September, which means the fantasy season is growing a little long in the tooth. It's a stressful time for those of us…
Clever girl. The McC went 1-for-2 last night with a run. Not really numbers deserving of the lede, but since I only get to do…
This year was a big year for . He got his driver's permit, went to the Junior Prom with a senior (!), his parents got…
The news is good, is in a walking boot and on crutches. Yay! Sorry, I should've said the news was good for people who don't…
As another baseball season winds down, we have a chance to reflect on our own journey in this wonderful game. Perhaps you, the reader, ponder…