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Jam it or Cram it: Last Call in the Razzball Lounge

As the Fantasy Baseball season comes to end, it’s time for one more visit to the Razzball Fantasy Lounge where we fake baseball scribes are…

  • The Guru
  • September 22, 2013
  • 54
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

This Is (Almost) The End My Only Friend

So, some of you may be asking, where's the Photoshop yo? With or without the 'yo' maybe. I don't judge. But yes, that would be…

  • Jay
  • September 21, 2013
  • 22
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Startapalooza — Week 26

Let me begin by saying that each of my H2H teams has been officially eliminated, and being so, I've decided to submit the most spiteful…

  • Scott Evans
  • September 21, 2013
  • 78
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Hamilton Steals Buy/Sell Title

I wonder if Marge Schott's family sits around and talks about what Marge would've thought of 's thievery. I wonder too if they'd do it…

  • Grey
  • September 20, 2013
  • 695
Our Leagues

Fantasy Razzball Update: September 20

Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…

  • VinWins
  • September 20, 2013
  • 3
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Padres Miss Gerrit, Learn Facts Of Life

has filthy stuff. He can hit 100 MPH with his fastball and make all four of our girl readers go, "Ooh..." Which reminds me of…

  • Grey
  • September 20, 2013
  • 108
Closers

Closer Report

So the end is Bill Nye the science guy. The last hurrah for the year of 2013 in regards to bullpens. Don't be upset, you…

  • Smokey
  • September 19, 2013
  • 20
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Even With Eyepatch, McCutchen Sees 20/20

Yesterday, nailed down his 3rd straight 20/20 season. He's once again a top ten on our Player Rater. So, is it The Dread Pirate or…

  • Grey
  • September 19, 2013
  • 340
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Bear or Bull: 2013 Review, Pitchers

As another baseball season winds down, we have a chance to reflect on our own journey in this wonderful game. Perhaps you, the reader, ponder…

  • Jay
  • September 18, 2013
  • 25
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Scouting the Unknown: Jorge Alfaro

Jorge Alfaro | C, Rangers | Born: 6/11/1993 When we published my mid-season top 50 fantasy baseball prospects back in July, naturally there was some…

  • Scott Evans
  • September 18, 2013
  • 22
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Davis Cups Brady’s Long Balls Record

Yesterday, hit his 51st home run, breaking the Orioles' home run record of 50 set by Brady Anderson. In a ceremony following the game, Chris…

  • Grey
  • September 18, 2013
  • 401
Our Leagues

RCL Update: September 17

After two weeks in second place, mauledbypandas is back on top. Josh Hamilton's Fake Stache hit .270 with 11 home runs, 51 RBI, 45 runs,…

  • VinWins
  • September 17, 2013
  • 29
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Cashner Gets Pirates To Walk The Line, Plank

stole his second base of the season last night. It was a fine effort. Not a straight steal, but a solid jump that looked like…

  • Grey
  • September 17, 2013
  • 455
OPS Leagues

The Next Chris Davis

I’m going to assume that whoever is still reading fantasy baseball articles at this point in the year is a dedicated fantasy baseball player. That’s…

  • Tom Jacks
  • September 16, 2013
  • 98
NEWS

Free Shots of SAGNOF at the Villar Bar

dished out a big old helping of steals this past week, and I wouldn't expect anything different after not including him in my last few…

  • Mike
  • September 16, 2013
  • 17
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Song Of “Yo, That’s Sick, Pence”

has the manic energy of a gangly man-bird. On average, Hunter Pence's home run trots last about 20 seconds. So in the last week, he's…

  • Grey
  • September 16, 2013
  • 434
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam it or Cram it: Klean Kole Powers Playoff Push

If you’re reading this, congratulations, you must be in that exclusive club only regarded for winners like you – the Fantasy Baseball playoffs. If you’re…

  • The Guru
  • September 15, 2013
  • 52
Creeper of the Week

Creeper Of The Week: Adams-Antium

Seriously, I've been on a bad streak on these. I'm giving you that fair warning. It seems no matter what research I do - and…

  • Sky
  • September 15, 2013
  • 34
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Pass Me A Hit of That Hisashi

I'm Asian, so it's not raycess. Err, I think. There have been many a fine years for a many a fine players in this 2013…

  • Jay
  • September 14, 2013
  • 49
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Startapalooza — Week 25

I did some complaining last week about how the plethora of six-man rotations this time of year dilutes the two-start pool and makes two-start forecasting…

  • Scott Evans
  • September 14, 2013
  • 62
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Buyshakes Bring All The Readers To Denard

*sings Kelis song in head for five minutes before starting post* Okay, now that that's out of the way, I can teach you, but I…

  • Grey
  • September 13, 2013
  • 473
fantasy baseball keepers

Fantasy Keepers: You’re George, the Gyorko

Seinfeld is on. George — the show's best character, I do not care what you think — just brought a book into a bookstore's bathroom,…

  • Terse
  • September 13, 2013
  • 20
Daily Notes

Grey’s Away So Let’s Make Obscure Greek Mathematician References!

Grey's in transit to Texas Wine Country for a friend's wedding so Drunk Uncle Rudy's has control of the ol' roundup post. Yup, Texas has…

  • Rudy Gamble
  • September 13, 2013
  • 113
Closers

Bullpen Report

Ahh..the refreshing feelings of a vacation high-a-tus really slows down the passion for fantasy baseball. Not helping it at all is the beginning of footieball,…

  • Smokey
  • September 12, 2013
  • 12
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Encarncidone

Say it's not so News Report! News Report, "I'm sorry, Grey, your handsomeness and mustache make me want to lie to you, but is probably…

  • Grey
  • September 12, 2013
  • 346
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Scouting the Unknown: Kyle Crick

Kyle Crick | RHP, Giants | Born: 11/30/1992 The hype machine has a habit of shutting itself off when it comes to injured prospects. It's…

  • Scott Evans
  • September 11, 2013
  • 13
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

It’s Never Too Late To Say You’re Soriano

In the summer of 1937, a woman went into labor. This woman's name was Alfonsa Soriano. She was 78 years old at the time and…

  • Grey
  • September 11, 2013
  • 385
Our Leagues

RCL Update: September 10

Colicky Fuddruckers jumped three spots to become the third different overall leader in the last three weeks. They are running away with the title in…

  • VinWins
  • September 10, 2013
  • 49
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

King Saving Oblique For A Strainy Day

was scratched from his Wednesday start with an oblique strain. Guys and four girl readers, you can't be too precious with your guys. That whole…

  • Grey
  • September 10, 2013
  • 417
OPS Leagues

Avisail Away, Garcia!

has been great the past few weeks, hasn’t he? At this point in the season, I’m here to tell you that it’s time to throw…

  • Tom Jacks
  • September 9, 2013
  • 35
NEWS

Jacoby Gets the Boot

Oh fantasy baseball. You're such a bitch. and his league leading 52 stolen bases are going to take a seat for a while. While this…

  • Mike
  • September 9, 2013
  • 3
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Jacoby Fractures Ankle, Check For Pedroia Toothmarks

Damn, the planets had all lined up for to be overrated for 2014 fantasy baseball. 50+ bases and only four times caught (!). Some power…

  • Grey
  • September 9, 2013
  • 596
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam it or Cram it: Deadhead Sticker on a Colabello

Ah, yes, fall is in the air. *cues up Don Henley’s “Boys of Summer”* As the calendar turns to September, the days get shorter, my…

  • The Guru
  • September 8, 2013
  • 29
Creeper of the Week

Creeper Of The Week: RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIICOLA-Bello

Well, I keep going deep on these calls and keep digging a bigger hole so I figure why stop? Let's dig straight to Italy. Why…

  • Sky
  • September 8, 2013
  • 14
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor Accomplishments: Week 23, the Last of the Accomplishments

I'm gonna double-dip on what I wrote a year ago in my week 23 MiLB report because 1) I think it still holds, and 2)…

  • Scott Evans
  • September 8, 2013
  • 36
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Startapalooza — Week 24

We're almost into mid-September, which means the fantasy season is growing a little long in the tooth. It's a stressful time for those of us…

  • Scott Evans
  • September 7, 2013
  • 64
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

The Dread Predator, Who Is, Um, Also A Pirate

Clever girl. The McC went 1-for-2 last night with a run. Not really numbers deserving of the lede, but since I only get to do…

  • Jay
  • September 7, 2013
  • 73
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

The Christian Buyence Monitor

This year was a big year for . He got his driver's permit, went to the Junior Prom with a senior (!), his parents got…

  • Grey
  • September 6, 2013
  • 468
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Jenny Craig Upset About Son’s Foot And Replacement’s Belly

The news is good, is in a walking boot and on crutches. Yay! Sorry, I should've said the news was good for people who don't…

  • Grey
  • September 6, 2013
  • 192
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Bear or Bull: 2013 Review, Hitters

As another baseball season winds down, we have a chance to reflect on our own journey in this wonderful game. Perhaps you, the reader, ponder…

  • Jay
  • September 5, 2013
  • 8