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Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Odubaerga
Recently, I’ve been struggling with middle infielder availability on my own team. I was left between, off waivers or , so what did I decide…
- Dave
- June 5, 2015
- 10
DraftKings
DraftKings: Mr. Stanton Goes to Denver
Happy Friday everyone. It’s nice being in on a Friday. Tuesday and Friday nights are usually the most jam packed nights of the DFS week…
- MattTruss
- June 5, 2015
- 12
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Rendonesia Has Conquered My Malaisia
Thank you, Jesus Guzman! Or Jesus Alou or Jesus Colome or David DeJesus or whatever baseball Jesus you pray to! Anthony Rendon was activated! "Hello,…
- Grey
- June 5, 2015
- 397
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Bear or Bull: Rocky Mountain Buy?
Drafting or trading for Troy Tulowitzki isn't for the faint of heart. In fact, whenever I find myself on the clock on draft day and his name…
- Big Magoo
- June 4, 2015
- 78
Closers
Closer Report, Week 9: You can Spell Melancon Without a K
For a few days it's been all quiet on the closer front. Usually in the lede, I talk about a change in regime and the pluses/minuses and my…
- Smokey
- June 4, 2015
- 49
OPS Leagues
OPS Leagues: Tulonado Warning
Quick, who leads the Colorado Rockies in hits? How about batting average? And most importantly for this column, who leads the Rockies in OBP? If…
- Elliot
- June 4, 2015
- 16
DraftKings
DraftKings: It’s Harvey Day… Really
Let me start by saying that for once, I'm not going to complain about the Thursday slate. Weird, I know. There are only seven games…
- waterloo
- June 4, 2015
- 3
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Pike Place Now Selling Filet Of Trumbo
To paraphrase Collective Soul, "Diamondbacks, your cup runneth over with outfielders. Don't scream about! Don't think aloud! Trade an outfielder now, baby! Just spit him…
- Grey
- June 4, 2015
- 707
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Disgraces and Delights, Week 9: Both Joey Gallo and Winter Have Arrived
All hail his grace, Tehol of House Beddict and House Razzball, first of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of…
- LT Murray IV
- June 3, 2015
- 68
Y to Z
The Gas House Gang, Part 2
This is part two in what is a very special mini-series exploring the St. Louis Cardinals' "Gas House Gang". You can read part one here. The…
- Paulie Allnuts
- June 3, 2015
- 6
Our Leagues
Razznasty League Update: J-FOH’s Power Brings May Flowers
Entering June, it's becoming a two-horse race between Hannibal Montana (Csifu) and Razzball's own J-FOH in our dynasty league - the Razznasty. There's a group…
- Mike
- June 3, 2015
- 112
DraftKings
DraftKings: All Blah Blah The Dodgers And Rockies!
It's the oldest trick in DFS. Blah blah blah Rockies blah blah blah Coors blah blah blah all the money. It's true. If you are…
- jasonwalker
- June 3, 2015
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Joc Straps The Rocks
Finally, the phrase 'riding my jock' could be used in the Dodgers' clubhouse without referencing Alyssa Milano. Joc Pederson went 1-for-3, 2 RBIs with his…
- Grey
- June 3, 2015
- 689
2023 Fantasy Baseball
One Man’s Trash: E-Rod Juices Up the Radar Gun
Eduardo Rodriguez (+38.9%) was the most added player in fantasy baseball this past week, and it's not hard to see why. For those of you who…
- Big Magoo
- June 2, 2015
- 73
Our Leagues
RCL Update: Week 9 to 5… As in Top 5
Did you guys seriously think I was doing a theme based on the 1980 classic film 9 to 5? Now don't get me wrong, I…
- J-FOH
- June 2, 2015
- 33
DraftKings
DraftKings: Chris Heston Has Ben-Hur, Done That
I try not to use titles of movies I haven't seen but I'm gonna fudge on this one. Look, I tried figuring out how to…
- Sky
- June 2, 2015
- 20
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Gallo Is A Fine Wine Before It’s Time
Adrian Beltre was diagnosed with a dislocated left thumb. The doctor said it could be anywhere, his glove compartment, upstairs by the hamper, in the…
- Grey
- June 2, 2015
- 638
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Rangers Do The Cha-Cha For Chi Chi, and the Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 9
Who is Chi Chi Gonzalez? He's a pitcher I only really knew because of his incredible name (and seeing it a few times on prospect…
- JB Gilpin
- June 1, 2015
- 138
Closers
SAGNOF Special, Week 9: Sell Steven Souza?
This is the SAGNOF Special "broken record edition" where I repeat things I've touched on in the past. Danny Santana bad. Rajai Davis good. But…
- RotoLance
- June 1, 2015
- 45
All Podcasts
Podcast: “I Was Going Against Fifth Graders – You Laugh, But It Was Serious Business”
Grey is over his horrific ailments that had him sippin' tha purp drank on last week's show, so if you are looking for an even crazier…
- JB Gilpin
- June 1, 2015
- 5
DraftKings
DraftKings: Hammel Toe The Rubber
Don't ask where that title is going. Is it a pun? A double entendre? Perhaps a triple one? It's a mess, really, but there's something…
- Sky
- June 1, 2015
- 10
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Strasburg Cramping Something Other Than Fantasy Ratios
Effin Strasburg hit the DL on Saturday, which came a day after he pitched five outs of one-run baseball. Compared to his previous starts, Effin…
- Grey
- June 1, 2015
- 831
Creeper of the Week
The Excellent Mr. Burns and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 9
All right, you ragtag bunch of misfits! You hate me, and I hate you even more. But without my beloved ringers, you're all I've got.…
- J-FOH
- May 31, 2015
- 208
DraftKings
DraftKings – Well It Can’t Be Worse Than Last Week’s
I'd like to start off by apologizing. Seriously I'm sorry. The whole ordeal was awful. I came on here waxed poetic about Carlos "F*$?#!G" Frias…
- Geoff
- May 31, 2015
- 12
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: A Dahl Pain
David Dahl's 2015 season is already over after lacerating his spleen in a nasty collision. Fun fact time. Back in the day, when humans were even…
- Mike
- May 31, 2015
- 155
Two Start Fantasy Starters
Two Start Pitchers, Week 9: The Nintendo Post
Travel back in time with me if you will, to a place where fanny packs, male ponytails, and Jordache jeans were all the rage. A…
- Geoff
- May 30, 2015
- 92
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
The Hambone Cometh, the NyQuil Taketh
Greetings! Surprise, tis not Grey the Elder God, nor Dan Pants, but I, Tehol Beddict, wordsmith and fantasy baseball extraordinaire. Some of you may have…
- LT Murray IV
- May 30, 2015
- 107
DraftKings
DraftKings: Wacha Fine Line
Today's starting pitching options leaves a lot to be desired in your DraftKings entry knowing that you have to two starters. However, one of my…
- Bigfoot Paul
- May 30, 2015
- 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
This Week in Razz…, Week 8
In what was another fantastic week (bias much?) here at Razzball, we passed what is commonly known as the unofficial "first day of summer". As…
- Jay
- May 30, 2015
- 42
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Excuse Me, Kyle Hendricks A Buy
I'm taking questions after my Ted Talks on fantasy baseball. I adjust my headset mic, pull on my turtleneck. Going Steve Jobs today wasn't the…
- Grey
- May 29, 2015
- 683
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: ExPresTON of Interest
is up and the no longer LAstros have shown the confidence to not only start him, but bat him third a few times already this year,…
- Dave
- May 29, 2015
- 21
Points Leagues
Points Leagues: The Fresh Prince of Mad Max
Through the first few weeks of the season it seemed as if was gearing up for another disappointing season. While last year was the result…
- malamoney
- May 29, 2015
- 28
DraftKings
DraftKings: The Declaration of Coors Dependence
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the baseball bands which have connected them with another, and…
- Colin Heaton
- May 29, 2015
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Eduardo Sawxerhands
One rookie's story comes to life... From the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas and Big Fish. The vets on the pitching staff have outcast…
- Grey
- May 29, 2015
- 560
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Moose on the Loose
Over the past few weeks, we've taken a closer look at veteran players such as David Ortiz, Matt Holliday, and Adrian Beltre to determine how…
- Big Magoo
- May 28, 2015
- 41
Closers
Bullpen Report, Week 8: It’s Time for the Perk-ulator
Any god fearing Jersey-ian grew up with the song of this week's title track. It was bred into our systems much like the IOU sweatshirt…
- Smokey
- May 28, 2015
- 65
DraftKings
DraftKings: Long Kang
Earlier this season, DraftKings did us all the favor and left a no named Jimmy Paredes at a mere $2,000 for a week. In a…
- waterloo
- May 28, 2015
- 8
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Archer Takes A Bow For K-ing 12 Mariners
Felix Hernandez went 9 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners with 8 Ks, but wasn't the best pitcher in yesterday's gaymey. Damn! I wrote the preceding…
- Grey
- May 28, 2015
- 648
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Profile: Alen Hanson
Alen Hanson was signed by the Pirates as a teenager way back in 2009, so it probably feels like he's been around forever. I guess…
- Mike
- May 27, 2015
- 129
Y to Z
The Gas House Gang, Part I
This is the first part in what will be a very special mini-series covering the fascinating history of "The Gas House Gang". Join Paulie over…
- Paulie Allnuts
- May 27, 2015
- 29
