If you are thinking this is a call out to the Skid Row hit from the 1989 self-titled classic Skid Row, then you are correctamundo. I was in the 8th grade when this album came out and I didn’t stop hearing it around me until the end of my freshman year. What gives with that? Maybe it’s my age that makes it feel like popular music hung around much longer back then… Maybe it’s because I grew up with too many pinche whettos who loved this kind of music… Maybe it could of been worse… OR, maybe even worse… For all the things I forget on a daily basis, why do these things stay stuck in my brain? Wait, this isn’t bad music memory lane game, this is the RCL update. I’m glad to be back after my vacation and want to thank VinWins for covering last week. So lets jump in and get to where I talk about you, because who really wants to read about me?

CATEGORY LEADERS – WEEK 17

Category Total TEAM LEAGUE
RUNS 66 Nude Intruders, Coug Tang Clan Do I Make You Razzy Baby!!, Smokey’s Den
HR 29 SLC Bees Dropped Third Strike
RBI 77 SLC Bees, Team Gehris Dropped Third Strike, The Game of Throws
SB 16 Left Arm Of God The Razzies Challenge
AVE .366 Nude Intruders Do I Make You Razzy Baby!!
K 88 Team Gallant The Game of Throws
WINS 9 Dr. Freeze Pitching Camp RCL FIPping the Bird
SAVES 11 Team Harrahy Razzball Riverboat
ERA* 0.44 Old Razzputin Jawns
WHIP* 0.68 WAR Games Razzball Snipers

What a power week for SLC Bees. Taking home top honors in homers and RBI’s wasn’t enough for them. They also are the season leaders for tops in those categories. The home run total is 5 more than the previous top team, and I have a hunch they own the Duda. If you scroll down to the top 20 offensive performances of the week you will see them there too as they also had 5 stolen bases. Great job SLC Bees, you are my team of the week.

The RCL Top 20: Week 18

This is the best around!… For the season… so far. Do you want to be Daniel Larusso? Then you got to beat all the Cobra Kai’s and win the All Valleys RCL Championship. Word around the office is that the grand prize is Sky jumping out of a cake in your living room and doing a strip tease to the the tune of Moment of Truth by Survivor. The table below contains the rank, team name, league name, RCL points, League Index and League Points.

Rank Team League RCL Points League Index League Points
1 Backdoor Sliders  Razzball Champion’s League  113.95  106  98.5
2 Unpainted Arizona  HA!  112.55  103  106.5
3  Wake Up  FCL  111.77  109  90.5
4  RA the Rugged D ickeys  King Ralph’s Emporium  109.58  102  109
5  Cram It  FCL  108.89  109  89.5
6  Money Ballers  JB’s RCL  107.43  102  104
7  John Boccabellas  The Downward Spiral  106.80  104  100
8  Soler Powered  Two Out Rally  106.29  101  104
9  Astros to Mouth  Spiders and Snakes  106.09  100  105.5
10  Hardy Bombs  Lester’s RCL #3  105.79  101  107
11  Pittsburgh Lumber Company  Night of the Living Zombinos  105.24  104  97.5
12  Big Magoo  Take on Magoo  104.54  101  104.5
13  Jersey Moose  Walking On Sunshine  104.23  103  100
14  The Strolgs  Cougs R Us  103.38  105  92
15  Backdoor Sliders  Night of the Living Zombinos  102.40  104  95
16  Team Montesanto  The Filthy Spawn of Beddict  102.27  101  99.5
17  My Mustache Has A Mustache  Lester’s RCL #2  102.04  100  100
18  Obama Molested Me  Razzball Casuals League  101.17  101  102
19  Don Mattingly’s Sideburns  Cougs R Us  100.68  105  91
20  drunc orks  Euro Razzball  100.36  99  103

Razzball Commenter Leagues 2015 MASTER STANDINGS

It will be interesting to see if these ranks change as people get closer to their game starts limit. The standings continue to get closer and closer. Right now 7th is separated from 14th by only 3.42 points. That’s tight. One thing I noticed this week is that a few of these leagues have taken a bump in their league index. I wonder why that is. No seriously, I wonder what’s going on. Maybe Rudy will make a cameo and shed some light on this. Speaking of Rudy, he won’t be at the Angel game this coming Saturday but Grey and I will! I’m calling out to any of our Southern California fans to come on down and say hi to us…or just Grey. Militant Vegans says he is going to be there and I’m hoping “the G from the IE” and his lady reader friend come too. I would love to get proof that we have an actual female reader. We’re sitting on the 3rd base side in section 105. Please post in the comments if you want to come down.

Making Trades and Taking Names

Over the last week we’ve had 22 trades with 5 of them happening in the Cougs R Us league. Nice job Cougs, good to see some people getting after it. Lots of deals involving aces and closers with the likes of Kershaw, deGrom, Felix, Mad Max and Greinke moving around. Pollock, Pederson, Bryant and Altuve were all involved in multiple deals while no names like Anibal Sanchez were actually traded. Really, Anibal and Koji for Liriano? I don’t get it. Remember everyone, the trade deadline is August 14th at 12p.m. EST. If your league does not have this deadline then please let us know.

Top Offensive Performances of the Week

Team League H AB Ave R HR RBI SB
BallBag GreyHairs The Lords of Sarcasm 104 311 .334 62 21 69 5
Team Hahn Cougs R Us 105 328 .320 58 21 56 12
SLC Bees Dropped Third Strike 92 317 .290 47 29 77 5
Just The Tip JB’s RCL 98 314 .312 57 25 69 3
Nude Intruders Do I Make You Razzy Baby!! 113 309 .366 66 16 60 2
Round Table Razzballz to the Wallz 103 318 .324 65 17 68 5
Montreal Jawns Jawns 97 319 .304 62 21 58 8
Team Red Robust Herd 93 298 .312 52 21 71 3
Team Beddict Beddict and the Elder God Chosen 96 300 .320 62 16 56 8
Salt Lake Snowmen The Lords of Sarcasm 98 280 .350 53 20 52 3
Pliny The Elder Big, if true 97 316 .307 62 19 55 7
Team Shah Fantasy Water Park League 92 308 .299 61 20 50 9
Deez Nats Lester’s RCL #3 105 325 .323 51 24 57 2
Mink’s Kids WET TAIL!! 92 289 .318 55 21 55 5
Left Arm Of God The Razzies Challenge 90 318 .283 54 17 52 16
PrecautionaryX Rays The Captains of Outer Space 99 305 .325 55 19 66 2
Dr Freeze Signd Scalpel Hamiltons Dandruff 94 316 .298 55 22 61 5
CARNE ASADA BURRITOS Walking On Sunshine 104 300 .347 51 18 49 6
Yonkers Ball Breakers They Call Me Au Shizz 90 293 .307 56 23 58 3
Rusty Shackleford $12 Salads 97 287 .338 58 18 55 3

 

Top Pitching Performances of the Week

Team League IP ER ERA K BB HA W WHIP Saves
Saturday No Pants Beddict’s Chosen Disciples 67 7 0.94 69 15 38 4 0.79 2
Team Oliveira Early Birds 69.2 10 1.29 63 22 30 5 0.75 2
Evil Evies They Call Me Au Shizz 63 8 1.14 57 16 35 6 0.81 4
Yo Ann Monk Otter Razzball Casuals League 73 12 1.48 64 14 42 7 0.77 0
The Notorious NV Take on Jay #2 75.2 15 1.78 65 10 45 6 0.73 4
@StatsR_ Us Razzball DC 55 6 0.98 39 12 36 5 0.87 4
Ontario Flame Throwers Alberta 66 11 1.50 62 16 44 5 0.91 3
Team Shah Fantasy Water Park League 64.1 11 1.54 60 6 39 4 0.70 1
Team Elorza Muscle Car Fanatics 57.2 9 1.40 61 11 36 4 0.82 5
WAR Games Razzball Snipers 45.2 4 0.79 38 9 22 6 0.68 1
Team Duncan West Coast Razzball 55 8 1.31 63 16 33 6 0.89 4
Captain Cobweb and the Quogs Hodgepadres ‘R’ Us 56.2 8 1.27 54 18 31 1 0.86 7
Harvey Byrdman, Atty @ KershLaw Yeast Infection Inspections 55 8 1.31 45 13 34 3 0.85 7
Broad Street Bullied Yeast Infection Inspections 71.1 15 1.89 75 10 49 7 0.83 3
Old Razzputin Jawns 41 2 0.44 44 17 20 3 0.90 5
Cactus Jack Lester’s RCL #1 65 12 1.66 58 12 50 5 0.95 6
Hot Rats with Lumpy Gravy Smokey’s Den 73 15 1.85 61 18 52 4 0.96 6
Dr Freeze Signd Scalpel Hamiltons Dandruff 60 12 1.80 57 10 42 5 0.87 9
VENE REDSOX BATTAMANIA! 58.1 10 1.54 58 14 41 6 0.94 4
Team Rogers Slamming Sammys 57 10 1.58 63 6 43 6 0.86 2

 

 

 
  1. Grey

    Grey says:
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    Is this the first week Unpainted Arizona has been unseeded from the top?

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Grey: you don’t even come into my 100th post this past sunday where I thank you but you come in here. I’m not an j tern anymore

      They flip flop a lot in first

      • Sky

        Sky says:
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        @J-FOH: with those typing skills, you might return to being a ‘j tern’ though

        • J-FOH says:
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          @Sky: when talking to Grey my phone went from intern to j tern. I don’t think that was a user error but a phone knowing my audience

          • Sky

            Sky says:
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            It’s short for JFOH-tern, no doubt.

            • J-FOH says:
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              @Sky: I thought it was jewtern

        • J-FOH says:
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          @Sky: oh and I thanked you too on
          sunday, and yet you were a no show. I had a party and none of my friends showed up. Its like my last 10 birthdays all over again

          • Sky

            Sky says:
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            We didn’t get the e-vite

            • J-FOH says:
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              @Sky: then why was waldo there?

              • Sky

                Sky says:
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                He loves finding new things to pee on

                • Grey

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                  Calvin?

                  • Sky

                    Sky says:
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                    Nah, R. Kelly

                • J-FOH says:
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                  @Sky: Ill be sending you a dry cleaning bill for that, he also like to air hump shoes

                  • Sky

                    Sky says:
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                    Yeah, but your ‘shoes’ were actually just fuzzy slippers. He probably thought he was humping a Pom.

                    • J-FOH says:
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                      @Sky: love my hedgehog slippers

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        Ah, haven’t noticed the flip flop… Congrats on 101! You hit the freeway!

        • J-FOH says:
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          @Grey: thanks *one half filled balloon drops*

          • Grey

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            It’s not all about balloons, you know, JFOH? Geez…

            • J-FOH says:
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              @Grey: it’s all about the street cred

              • Mike

                Mike says:
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                happy berfday!

                • J-FOH says:
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                  @Mike: late to the party Mike, you can put your onion dip over there with everyone else’s

                  • Mike

                    Mike says:
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                    it’s actually frosting and I’m not sharing

                    • J-FOH says:
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                      @Mike: you bring a bowl of frosting to my party and dont share….we are so alike. You’re my step brotha from anotha motha

                  • Mike

                    Mike says:
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                    Montreal Jawns represent! Too bad I’m DFL in every RCL this year

                    • J-FOH says:
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                      @Mike: you’re french?

                    • Mike

                      Mike says:
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                      haha

  2. Cram It says:
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    I overtook Wake for like a half hour over the weekend. I just can’t climb over his big fat cranium.

    • Grey

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      Ha!

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Cram It: I saw that. You’re the underdog here. Get on it and good luck

  3. Happy Vegans says:
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    Looking forward to Sat night.

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Happy Vegans: me too. We can share a hot dog

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        Hope you don’t plan to eat it at the same time like Lady and the tramp

        • Happy Vegans says:
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          @Grey: you guys are in for a little surprise

          • J-FOH says:
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            @Happy Vegans: roofies? GHB? I cant wait for the surprise

          • Grey

            Grey says:
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            You’re not really vegan?

            • J-FOH says:
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              @Grey: he’s really a hot dog eating champ? Maybe a celebrity reader? A female reader? Hookers? Could he be bringing us hookers?

              • Grey

                Grey says:
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                Yes, hookers, thank you!

                • J-FOH says:
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                  @Grey: you can never go wrong with hookers. I’ll have someone to laugh at my jokes

  4. S.H says:
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    J-FOH 12 team forever keeper league My Joey Bats for 3 of Addison Russell , M.Franco, Glasnow, Matz,Hoffman, R.Stephenson,J.Gray and R.Castillo or a mid first round pick of the first year rookie draft .ie 2015 picks and international signings.

    • J-FOH says:
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      @S.H: let me consult with mike on this

    • Mike

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      Russell, Franco, and Rusney sounds solid

  5. y4rivera says:
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    Is Frazier and Puig too much to give for Trout?

    Its a 12 team keeper league with $5 inflation.

    Trout 55
    Frazier 29
    Puig 17

    I’m considering this because I currently have Rizzo-19 at 1b, Frazier at 3b, Machado-21 at utility, Sano-6 on the bench, and Miggy-48 on the dl. When Miggy comes back I will only be able to start 3 of the 5 mentioned above. This move would allow me to move Machado to 3b and Miggy to utility. Am I getting ahead of myself?

    • J-FOH says:
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      @y4rivera: nope, Id want Trout

  6. Bye Felicia says:
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    Pinche wettos living in mommy’s basement ruin my fantasy championship dreams by beating me to the waiver wire every day. Estupido perros

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Bye Felicia: I hate that too, thats why I like FAAB

  7. No idea what blip you saw in the index but the average of all team indexes is 100 so nothing seems wrong. Haven’t touched/changed the formula all season. Could be that some leagues were behind/ahead on GS and they are catching up/falling back?

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Rudy Gamble: maybe these leagues are just getting their asses in gear to boost their index

  8. Cram It says:
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    I could be way off here. But I believe it was you, really early in the year, who linked me to a merchandiser of a really cool Mets shirt. I can’t remember the shirt, or the website, but if you could pull this out of your hat again, I’d be indebted.

  9. money ballers says:
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    Were the standings updated? It’s the same as last week

    • J-FOH says:
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      @money ballers: I didn’t do last week and using what was given to me

      • Kid A says:
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        @J-FOH: all of the credit, none of the blame.

        • J-FOH says:
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          @Kid A: my most intelligent troll awakens

          • Kid A says:
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            @J-FOH: A shame you’re too stupid to realize when given a compliment…

            • J-FOH says:
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              @Kid A: yeah yeah yeah backhanded compliments count too.

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