If you are thinking this is a call out to the Skid Row hit from the 1989 self-titled classic Skid Row, then you are correctamundo.…
Yesterday, Brandon Crawford went 2-for-5, 2 runs, 3 RBIs with two homers (17, 18). Crawford has a big flashing sign over his head that reads,…
When Chuck conceived his son , he was working on set in Asia with Mrs. Norris still living in the US! Wait, did that make…
Maybe the worst thing to happen on the trade deadline was something that didn't happen. to the Yankees would have been stupendous. I wanted to…
The Razzball Podcast is back, this week with a major peek behind our proverbial curtain! Man we had a crazy record day with Windows 10…
Groove with me, won't you? Admittedly I'm not much of a dancer. I can Macarena with the best of them but that's about it. In…
Luis Severino will be called up to face the Red Sox on Wednesday and presumably will stay in the rotation for the busted, no-candy-giving Pineda.…
I have returned from my much needed and financially reasonable vacation. I went to San Diego for five days and four nights with the family, and enjoyed…
According to IMDB, Tom Hanks' character spent 1500 days alone on the island. We don't have that much time left in a baseball season —…
BOOM!!! CRASH!!! BAM!!!! BANG!!!! ONOMATOPOEIA! ONOMATOPOEIA!!! (Click Here) <----What the hell is going on? Not sure but I think we're walking into a super-hero reference…
Every other week Razzball ranks the prospects closest to contributing to your fantasy roster. The list is limited to players who still have rookie eligibility…
"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum" - Roddy Piper They Live 1988 Yesterday I…
After blowing his fifth save Thursday night, giving up three walks and two runs in the ninth, has now blown four save chances in his…
Today we Southern Californians get to be treated to Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim vs. Los Angeles Dodgers baseball. Thanks to the national broadcasts, the…
It's been quite a crazy week in major league baseball. With the July 31st non-waiver trade deadline just around the corner (in a few hours,…
Corey Seager should've been called up already. Brucely, we're up against it with the Dodgers. We have the aging vet, Jimmy Rollins, who looks like…
Let's play a quick game of Jeopardy. I'll take "Inappropriate Clues for $1000 Alex". Ok, here's your clue. "It's not wise to upset a wookie."…
is one of the least sexy guys to own in baseball. He’s isn’t particularly flashy, with no outstanding one category skill and he doesn’t have…
I'm out here busting my literary chops. Ok, not really. Y'all know the the Robert Frost poem at this point. Anything popular was quoted a…
You know they say, every Blue Jay fan has his Price, and every dog has his day and what does the cat say? Me-ouch. Is…
All the fantasy world was hoping that Jonathan Papelbon would be traded to a team without a reliable closer. Instead, he goes to a team…
I put in a long day at work on Monday. I drove four hours from home after a weekend with my family straight to the…
Yesterday, Latos was traded to the Dodgers, then not traded. Then CarGo was traded to the Mets, then not traded. Then Cole Hamels was traded…
Greetings! It's crunch time, boys and girls! Are you one of the good people frantically following the trade talks, hoping to find that closer or…
The trade deadline is approaching fast, and we've already seen a few major deals go down. I'll wrap up the rest of the trades next…
Tuesday night, there was much action piling into the DFS Volkswagen that was the Toronto Blue Jays hitting. Many saw the matchup against rookie LHP…
Jonathan Papelbon has a contract that insures that he remains the closer if he's traded. He would likely be the closer in Washington even without…
Michael Conforto (+29%) was the most added player in fantasy baseball this past week. The New York Mets have been staggering along on offense this…
Nearly a month ago the Marlins made the somewhat curious decision to send Marcell Ozuna down to Triple-A. Just looking at his offensive numbers — and…
Ain't no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed. OKAY, a bit more obscure than RCL Update, Week 16: Candles, but that's what you get…
Last week it was lefties beating up on Shane Greene, this week we have the Canadian lefty killers, the Toronto Blue Jays. If you read…
Late last night, Troy Tulowitzki was traded to the Blue Jays. Both hammys, his quads, his obliques, his elbow tendons, both groins. Why does he…
It's hard to pick which Ross is hated more: the one in Friends whose character is so annoying David Schwimmer could never get work again,…
Some of the trade rumors I've seen are just plain funny. Craig Kimbrel to the Yankees? Wait, what!? Really? I'm not denying it as a…
A bonus edition of the Razzball Pod is here - well - bonus as in we brought the length this week! I don't know about the…
Nothing like starting the week off with some Alice In Chains, amirite? Wait, what am I talking about, I'm the old fogey around here. So…
If you can remember back a few years, Johnny Cueto 401KO'd Jason LaRue with a kick to his head. When he got up, LaRue couldn't…
I went out on my annual mid-season man-date with Grey this past Friday. What a day! Sandwiches at the wine shop, facial hair products at the…
Greetings, weekend warriors. Your resident creeper, J-FOH, is unavailable this week due to either a mani/pedi or macaroni, I'm not quite sure. Bad phone connection.…
The home stretch is upon is us! Head-to-head leagues are juggling for playoff positioning, roto leagues are battled for 0.5 points in WHIP every single…