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RCL Update, Week 18: And Life You Know

If you are thinking this is a call out to the Skid Row hit from the 1989 self-titled classic Skid Row, then you are correctamundo.…

  • J-FOH
  • August 4, 2015
  • 58
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Crawford Goes Bombie Dearest

Yesterday, Brandon Crawford went 2-for-5, 2 runs, 3 RBIs with two homers (17, 18). Crawford has a big flashing sign over his head that reads,…

  • Grey
  • August 4, 2015
  • 557
Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Daniel – Son of Chuck, and the Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 18

When Chuck conceived his son , he was working on set in Asia with Mrs. Norris still living in the US!  Wait, did that make…

  • JB Gilpin
  • August 3, 2015
  • 83
Closers

SAGNOF Special, Week 18: Our Long Nationals Nightmare Has Begun

Maybe the worst thing to happen on the trade deadline was something that didn't happen.  to the Yankees would have been stupendous.  I wanted to…

  • RotoLance
  • August 3, 2015
  • 17
All Podcasts

Podcast: “…We’ll Have A Conclusion To This Pants Situation”

The Razzball Podcast is back, this week with a major peek behind our proverbial curtain!  Man we had a crazy record day with Windows 10…

  • JB Gilpin
  • August 3, 2015
  • 7
DraftKings

DraftKings: One Two Cha Cha Chavez

Groove with me, won't you? Admittedly I'm not much of a dancer. I can Macarena with the best of them but that's about it. In…

  • Sky
  • August 3, 2015
  • 11
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Weezie Severino Is Moving On Up

Luis Severino will be called up to face the Red Sox on Wednesday and presumably will stay in the rotation for the busted, no-candy-giving Pineda.…

  • Grey
  • August 3, 2015
  • 489
Creeper of the Week

There is No Shame Riding this Scooter and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 18

I have returned from my much needed and financially reasonable vacation. I went to San Diego for five days and four nights with the family, and enjoyed…

  • J-FOH
  • August 2, 2015
  • 99
2023 Fantasy Baseball

Ambulance Chasers, Week 18: Wilson Drifts Away

According to IMDB, Tom Hanks' character spent 1500 days alone on the island. We don't have that much time left in a baseball season —…

  • Davidwiers
  • August 2, 2015
  • 0
DraftKings

Draftkings: Stunting with J-Fer and Thor

BOOM!!! CRASH!!! BAM!!!! BANG!!!! ONOMATOPOEIA! ONOMATOPOEIA!!! (Click Here) <----What the hell is going on? Not sure but I think we're walking into a super-hero reference…

  • Geoff
  • August 2, 2015
  • 5
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Prospect Power Rankings: Week 18

Every other week Razzball ranks the prospects closest to contributing to your fantasy roster. The list is limited to players who still have rookie eligibility…

  • Mike
  • August 2, 2015
  • 195
Two Start Fantasy Starters

Two Start Pitchers, Week 18: R.I.P Rowdy Roddy Piper.

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum" - Roddy Piper They Live 1988 Yesterday I…

  • Geoff
  • August 1, 2015
  • 39
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

John Gets the Axford

After blowing his fifth save Thursday night, giving up three walks and two runs in the ninth, has now blown four save chances in his…

  • Dan Pants
  • August 1, 2015
  • 49
DraftKings

DraftKings: The Battle For Los Angeles …and Orange County

Today we Southern Californians get to be treated to Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim vs. Los Angeles Dodgers baseball. Thanks to the national broadcasts, the…

  • Bigfoot Paul
  • August 1, 2015
  • 0
2023 Fantasy Baseball

Bear or Bull: The Cuban Missile Crisis

It's been quite a crazy week in major league baseball. With the July 31st non-waiver trade deadline just around the corner (in a few hours,…

  • Big Magoo
  • August 1, 2015
  • 15
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Seager’s Workin’ On My Buy Moves

Corey Seager should've been called up already. Brucely, we're up against it with the Dodgers. We have the aging vet, Jimmy Rollins, who looks like…

  • Grey
  • July 31, 2015
  • 478
Points Leagues

Points Leagues: I Did It All For The Rookie

Let's play a quick game of Jeopardy. I'll take "Inappropriate Clues for $1000 Alex". Ok, here's your clue. "It's not wise to upset a wookie."…

  • malamoney
  • July 31, 2015
  • 8
OPS Leagues

OPS Leagues: Parra Parra Pants on Fire

is one of the least sexy guys to own in baseball. He’s isn’t particularly flashy, with no outstanding one category skill and he doesn’t have…

  • Elliot
  • July 31, 2015
  • 6
DraftKings

DraftKings: The Rodon Not Taken

I'm out here busting my literary chops. Ok, not really. Y'all know the the Robert Frost poem at this point. Anything popular was quoted a…

  • Sky
  • July 31, 2015
  • 15
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Toronto Pays Price Tag In Canadian Dollars

You know they say, every Blue Jay fan has his Price, and every dog has his day and what does the cat say? Me-ouch. Is…

  • Grey
  • July 31, 2015
  • 371
Closers

Closer Report, Week 17: Pap Smears Storen’s Value

All the fantasy world was hoping that Jonathan Papelbon would be traded to a team without a reliable closer.  Instead, he goes to a team…

  • Smokey
  • July 30, 2015
  • 48
DraftKings

DraftKings: North Of The Border We Go

I put in a long day at work on Monday. I drove four hours from home after a weekend with my family straight to the…

  • waterloo
  • July 30, 2015
  • 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Cole Meets Oil

Yesterday, Latos was traded to the Dodgers, then not traded. Then CarGo was traded to the Mets, then not traded. Then Cole Hamels was traded…

  • Grey
  • July 30, 2015
  • 656
2023 Fantasy Baseball

Disgraces and Delights, Week 17: Whole Melk, Extra Thick

Greetings! It's crunch time, boys and girls! Are you one of the good people frantically following the trade talks, hoping to find that closer or…

  • LT Murray IV
  • July 29, 2015
  • 43
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Finnegan’s Wake: Trade Deadline Prospects

The trade deadline is approaching fast, and we've already seen a few major deals go down. I'll wrap up the rest of the trades next…

  • Mike
  • July 29, 2015
  • 84
DraftKings

DraftKings: Day After Stacking

Tuesday night, there was much action piling into the DFS Volkswagen that was the Toronto Blue Jays hitting. Many saw the matchup against rookie LHP…

  • jasonwalker
  • July 29, 2015
  • 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Storen Owners Pop A Vein

Jonathan Papelbon has a contract that insures that he remains the closer if he's traded. He would likely be the closer in Washington even without…

  • Grey
  • July 29, 2015
  • 553
NEWS

One Man’s Trash: Conforto in LF Major

Michael Conforto (+29%) was the most added player in fantasy baseball this past week. The New York Mets have been staggering along on offense this…

  • Big Magoo
  • July 28, 2015
  • 35
2023 Fantasy Baseball

Marcell Ozuna’s Revenge

Nearly a month ago the Marlins made the somewhat curious decision to send Marcell Ozuna down to Triple-A. Just looking at his offensive numbers — and…

  • Davidwiers
  • July 28, 2015
  • 15
Our Leagues

RCL Update, Week 17: And We Were Barely Dressed

Ain't no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed. OKAY, a bit more obscure than RCL Update, Week 16: Candles, but that's what you get…

  • VinWins
  • July 28, 2015
  • 18
DraftKings

DraftKings: Pheast on Phillie P(h)itching

Last week it was lefties beating up on Shane Greene, this week we have the Canadian lefty killers, the Toronto Blue Jays. If you read…

  • MattTruss
  • July 28, 2015
  • 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Blue Jays Hope Tulo Makes It Through Customs Without Injury

Late last night, Troy Tulowitzki was traded to the Blue Jays. Both hammys, his quads, his obliques, his elbow tendons, both groins. Why does he…

  • Grey
  • July 28, 2015
  • 667
Fantasy Baseball Rankings

The Nationals Hate Joe Ross, and the Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 17

It's hard to pick which Ross is hated more: the one in Friends whose character is so annoying David Schwimmer could never get work again,…

  • JB Gilpin
  • July 27, 2015
  • 122
Closers

SAGNOF Special, Week 17: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Bullpens

Some of the trade rumors I've seen are just plain funny.  Craig Kimbrel to the Yankees?  Wait, what!?  Really?  I'm not denying it as a…

  • RotoLance
  • July 27, 2015
  • 49
All Podcasts

Podcast: “Anyone Like Mike & Ikes?”

A bonus edition of the Razzball Pod is here - well - bonus as in we brought the length this week!  I don't know about the…

  • JB Gilpin
  • July 27, 2015
  • 8
DraftKings

DraftKings: If I Wood, Could You?

Nothing like starting the week off with some Alice In Chains, amirite? Wait, what am I talking about, I'm the old fogey around here. So…

  • Sky
  • July 27, 2015
  • 5
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Royal Cueto Bein’

If you can remember back a few years, Johnny Cueto 401KO'd Jason LaRue with a kick to his head. When he got up, LaRue couldn't…

  • Grey
  • July 27, 2015
  • 619
Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Top 100 Hitters, Week 17: Vacation Mandate

I went out on my annual mid-season man-date with Grey this past Friday. What a day! Sandwiches at the wine shop, facial hair products at the…

  • J-FOH
  • July 26, 2015
  • 58
Creeper of the Week

Creeper of the Week: Preston Tucker, The Fifth Outfielder

Greetings, weekend warriors. Your resident creeper, J-FOH, is unavailable this week due to either a mani/pedi or macaroni, I'm not quite sure. Bad phone connection.…

  • Big Magoo
  • July 26, 2015
  • 31
2023 Fantasy Baseball

Ambulance Chasers, Week 17: A New Rendon(ition)

The home stretch is upon is us! Head-to-head leagues are juggling for playoff positioning, roto leagues are battled for 0.5 points in WHIP every single…

  • Davidwiers
  • July 26, 2015
  • 11