Are the Red Sox grasping at proverbial straws here? I mean, let's go to the waiver wire in real life... Grab a reliever, Jean Machi,…
How about those Jays? Running through the six with their woes, amirite? The Jays are now in first place after making up eight games in…
Hishashi my dashi -- slurp SLURP! Yesterday, Hisashi Iwakuma threw the AL's first no-hitter since 2012, a span of three years (nice math skills, Grey…
With just over a month and a half left to play, it's still a tight two-horse race between Razzball's J-FOH and Hannibal Montana for the…
On a day where pitching isn't deep and very top-heavy, it gets really hard to look past the tops of the charts. Clayton Kershaw you…
*Grey adjusts his chiseled body, places himself on a seat, props his chin up with his hand, makes sure that he's not covering his mustache.*…
Luis Severino (+29.7%) was the most added player in fantasy baseball this past week. You know that the MLB youth movement is officially underway when even…
A player's eligibility is a huge factor in evaluating their price or draft status. All else being equal, a 20 home run outfielder is very…
I've been running out of ideas for titles but this one was a slam dunk. I have said many times before that I'm a huge…
When you think about Rob Schneider's career, his Richmeister character was bordering on prophetic. I mean, the first time we saw the character, ok,…
The Red Sox season is like the guy that knocks over the Jenga structure with the first block pulled, then manages to somehow knock every…
It's always good to try and see every pitcher that you can. I've never seen pitch, but didn't think much of him for 2015 with…
The term "tool" has multiple meanings around here. A major league baseball player can have up to five tools. A fantasy sports writer can be…
The Razzball Podcast hath return, and on this week's Pod we talk Jose Fernandez's shoulder, Joe Ross and the Nationals' rotation, and my wedding and…
No, no I'm not asking for that. I mean, I would if you'd let me and if you are one of the four girl readers…
I'm picturing Droopy Dog saying, "Going down," to my Excitement for Jose Fernandez. My Excitement for J-Fer is hooking up with a strobe light honey…
I still can't believe I chose this schlub to be the creeper of the week. What am I thinking? OR maybe, what am I smoking…
Sometimes I feel like Lisa Simpson when she gets the Linguo doll and Homer attempts to make it drink beer. The line from that episode…
In last week's Two Start Pitchers post I, to the surprise of many, included one Bartolo Colon ($7,400) among the top starting options of the…
The Indians just unloaded Michael Bourn and Nick Swisher to the Braves, which created some breathing room on the roster. Bradley Zimmer could be one…
Happy day after Dre Day Kids! Do kids even know who Dr. Dre is? "Ahhhhh do you mean the headphone guy makes music too?" (Shakes…
For the third time in his brief but illustrious career, Mike Trout, the one they call the fish, has produced dongage [Jay's Note: What word…
Noah Syndergaard is today’s most expensive player in DraftKings, and deservedly so. He has 100 strikeouts in 94 innings pitched, with a 5/1 K/BB rate,…
Well, it's August, and we're fast approaching the end of another baseball season. We're not quite there yet, and with little over a month left…
This is a true story. Pamela Anderson has an identical twin sister, and when Pam went to Hollywood to seek fame and fortune, her twin,…
Good gravy, let’s talk about two recent power surges. Duda Where’s My Car and He’s on the Mark, Teixeira. and the Teixecutioner have been absolutely…
In the last three weeks has seen his ownership in points leagues nearly double, reaching a level greater than his draft percentage. During that time…
Yeah, can't top the start at this point. Shark done been jumped, peeps, we gotta find a new road to venture down cuz you can't…
You know how they have 17 hours of unseen footage on the Anchorman DVD that you spent 17 hours watching to only keep saying, "Well,…
Few players have been more vexing to own in fantasy baseball this season than Carlos Santana. Great things were expected from the 29-year-old switch-hitting slugger…
All this talk about the Blue Jays offense is completely detracting from the fact that their bullpen to date has been mediocre-to-awful for most of the year.…
Can today be Wednesday instead? How about Tuesday? I'd gladly pick Chris Sale and watch him fail — mad rhymes — because it's the right…
Whatever happened to Flavor of Love? That show was my jizzoint! And Rock of Love, its companion piece, was the Better Call Saul to its…
Adam Eaton (+39%) was the most added player in fantasy baseball this past week. Up until recently, Eaton has been the fantasy baseball equivalent of…
Growing up near Philly and being a fan of The Roots, I couldn't help but picture Bobby Evans calling Walt Jocketty to negotiate last week's…
Drew Hutchison has been somewhat of a gas can this year....on the road. That's right, away from the hitter-comfy Rogers Centre, D-Hutch has been atrocious…
Of course, the title is referring to Nelson Muntz, but Jimmy Nelson sounds like a sitcom character too. Like the kid who is sweet to…
July was a great month for the Razzball daily projections. Based on our ongoing testing vs actual stats (aka our Ombostman), July 2015 was our most accurate month ever…
I’m still not entirely sure what the Braves were doing at the trade deadline, but Alex Wood found himself in a much more favorable position.…
It's almost time to think about next year. I don't mean that as an A's fan — that works too — but more in the…