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For this one I admit you need some Fallon, or an annoying college girl's exclamation of agreement, to lighten to mood. After all, the Creeper of the Week for Week 21 was compared to none other than Jeff Francoeur back in June by FanGraphs. And, unfortunately, it wasn't that far off. However, said player also miraculously graded as a 75 overall player (almost unheard of) days before the start of the 2015 season. Ratings like that rarely translate into a washed up player at age 25. Yet, here we are near the end of August 2016 and our Creeper is currently sitting in AAA. Raking in AAA, but AAA nonetheless. And in case you're wondering, I realize that I haven't done a good job, no, any job of convincing you to roster the upcoming player, but that's what the next paragraph is for. So...channel your best sorority girl: YAAAAAAASSSSS! (And then just continue the rest of his name.)