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Bahhhhhh! That bottom left frame of Buster is about how I handle crowds like that...
Anywho, at the end when you pick your furniture to buy, it's in this giant warehouse that makes the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark look like it's in a studio apartment's tiny closet. Ish is huge! And that giant warehouse is exactly how I used to look at starting pitching in my 10 and 12-team waiver wires through any given MLB season. Limitless streaming opportunities - sure some with more risk than others - but pretty much a starter widely available every night that I could feel decent enough with rolling out. Alas, it's no more, with hitting making a comeback this season. Balls are juiced! And in that vein, I've been overlooking a lot of the "been there, done that" pitchers that have broken through, none worse than being slow to warm up to Danny Duffy. We've seen him have power stuff, but not hold up as a starter, getting meh K numbers in the process. This will anger people - but I saw him as a lefty Nathan Eovaldi coming into this year. Ouch! In more ways than one! But Duffy has been absolutely crazypants this season, vaulting all the way into my top-15 last week. And through this amazing run, he hasn't even been blessed with a Pitcher Profile! This changes now! Here's how Duffy looked yesterday afternoon against the Twinkies: For this one I admit you need some Fallon, or an annoying college girl's exclamation of agreement, to lighten to mood. After all, the Creeper of the Week for Week 21 was compared to none other than Jeff Francoeur back in June by FanGraphs. And, unfortunately, it wasn't that far off. However, said player also miraculously graded as a 75 overall player (almost unheard of) days before the start of the 2015 season. Ratings like that rarely translate into a washed up player at age 25. Yet, here we are near the end of August 2016 and our Creeper is currently sitting in AAA. Raking in AAA, but AAA nonetheless. And in case you're wondering, I realize that I haven't done a good job, no, any job of convincing you to roster the upcoming player, but that's what the next paragraph is for. So...channel your best sorority girl: YAAAAAAASSSSS! (And then just continue the rest of his name.)