Braves Clinch As Spicy T. Mahle Stays Hot

Atlanta Braves starting pitcher slash deadline acquisition slash heartthrob Tyler Mahle continued his dominant run Friday night with a scoreless six inning outing, allowing just four base runners (three hits) and striking out six Astros to clinch the Braves’ spot in the postseason. It was his seventh win of the year, and fourth win with […]

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Feels Like Kismet That Ex-Met Returns Like A Comet For 300th HR

September 15, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 64 Comments

by: Grey

Describe the Mets in one small moment better than Pete Alonso (1-for-5 and his 36th homer) returning to Metco, hitting his 300th career homer, a game-tying blast in the 9th inning and getting a curtain call in a visiting stadium. Sure, the takeaway is Albombso returned to Metco and showed them what they’re missing! Well, […]

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Twins Shift Into Prospecting Overdrive With Emmanuel Rodriguez

September 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 121 Comments

by: Grey

Another top prospect was called up, this one was also the star of Webster and used to dunk on Gary Coleman, his name is Emmanuel Lewis. Dick Butkus was his dad and he burned down a house. Let’s hear it for the boy, who is actually a 49-year-old man pretending to be a seven-year-old! [intern […]

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Waiver Wire Week 25: I Put Mayo On Everything

September 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, fantasy baseball strategy, Featured | 7 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

If you’ve reached this point of the season, you know what the stakes are. Pretty much everybody reading this is in contention for their fantasy championship, and it’s essentially a two-week season at this point. That means draft stock and past statistics really don’t matter. It’s all about getting these players right for the final […]

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The Court Is Back In Session

September 8, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 94 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Aaron Judge went 0-for-3 as he was activated from the IL. He was slotted right back into right field, which is perhaps the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Only thing dumber might be paying a red-light camera. They can’t make you pay. This is legal advice from a fantasy baseball ‘pert. Call me into […]

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Jared’s Got Me Jones’ing For A Breakout

September 5, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 18 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Pittsburgh Pirates pitching prospect powered past six pristine innings putting on a powerful performance as he piled up nine punchouts! Is that too long for a headline? I really went full stop into the alliteration there, I’m so sorry, let me try again. Bucs heartthrob Jared Jones allowed just four base runners Friday to pick […]

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Buying That Maybe P-Ram Cans Be What We Swansoned From Dansby

August 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 131 Comments

by: Grey

You know what’s kinda weird? Those earrings that stretch earlobes? I just shuddered thinking about them, but they’re not weird. Eating turkey makes you tired, but turkeys aren’t always sleeping? That’s closer to weird, but not quite what I was going for. They still deliver mail six days a week, in all kinds of terrible […]

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Nicky Blisters And The Reds Get Snake Bitten In Arizona

August 22, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 12 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Corbin Carroll had two of Arizona’s FIFTEEN hits last night as the D-Backs did their best impression of the worst hosts in baseball with a 9-0 thumping of Nick Lodolo and the Cincinnati Reds. The Snakes were biting in Arizona as Gabriel Moreno (2-for-5, 1 RBI, 5th SB), Geraldo Perdomo (3-for-5, 2 R, 1 RBI), […]

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Buy George, I Think Yanks Got It!

August 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 139 Comments

by: Grey

Funniest thing about me thinking George Lombard Jr. sounds like he’s 120 years old and a former lead in George Cukor films is that he looks like he’s 12: Honestly, if that kid said to me where’s the Axe Spray, because he thought I worked at CVS because I’m old enough to be his grandfather […]

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Sawx Wet Wilyer The Sox

August 4, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 182 Comments

by: Grey

The 1927 Red Sox are answering the age-old question, is it better to be loved or feared? Neither, it’s better to hit some freakin’ dongs! Louie Armstrong knows where it’s at when he questions, Wilyer or Won’tyer be my baby? By the way, that’s like Should I Stay Or Should I Go. Bro, “If I […]

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Guardians Call Joe Ryan Their Home Run Derby Daddy

July 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 140 Comments

by: Grey

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning” is a famous quote by Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now after he started Joe Ryan (4 IP, 8 ER, ERA at 3.38) in his fantasy league. Yeah, Robert Duvall was just sitting there on the river, scrolling on his iPhone and checking his fantasy team. Is […]

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Points Leagues: Second Half Rankings

July 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 3 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

I put it off as long as I could. It’s not that I’m against rankings. I quite like reading them and using them. And I don’t have any problem doing them on a small-scale, position-by-position basis. But how the 5th best SS compares to the 13th best OF and the 9th best SP? How do […]

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