Complete-ly Mis-erable

MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Make No Miz-take, Jake, There’s A New SP At The Top

June 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 22 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s shaping up to be a lovely June afternoon, so let’s get right to it. Jacob Misiorowski’s Saturday start against the Rockies, IN COLORADO, went a little something like this: 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 3 BB, 8 Ks. What are we even doing here? I could write 8000 words […]

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Wrigley Field’s Hot Dog Vendor Calls Awaken Sleeping Giants

June 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 25 Comments

by: Dan Pants

There’s literally nothing like a sweet summer Friday afternoon at Wrigley Field in Chicago, where the ivy glows green, the breeze drifts through the stands, and time seems to move at the pace of the game. The famous hot dog vendors screaming louder than the neon relish on the dogs they’re hawking. And as the […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Try To C. San., Even On A Cloudy Day

June 1, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 20 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s June first! And I see a lot of sun out there! It’s almost that time to step back and assess our fantasy baseball squads to see what we need to shake up before summer arrives. But speaking of seeing the sun, it’s been one heck of a ride for the […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Workin’ In The Cole Mine

May 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 35 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s fitting that some of us are celebrating Memorial Day today, seeing as I can remember when Gerrit Cole was healthy and dealing 98-mile-per-hour fastballs. Wait, what? Is this photo from 2023? Is it from last week’s start? You’re saying Gerrit Cole IS healthy and STILL chucking 98 MPH fastballs?! Yankee […]

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Rangers Aren’t Gonna Want To Reid The Box Score

May 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 314 Comments

by: Grey

If you had a predictive market bet of two Reid Detmers (Detmerses? Detmii?) ledes on Razzball in the first two months, you win. Can you take me out to dinner? Without me, none of your good fortune would be possible. Tell me who you want me to do a lede for tomorrow and I’ll start […]

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Nats Jumping Back Aboard The Crews Ship

May 18, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 268 Comments

by: Grey

On the Crews ship, lollipop, it’s a sweet trip to a post-hype prospect shop, where batting average [makes armpit fart noises] plops… Because my browser history is more than a little full with google searches a’la [baseball player name] + stats, let’s just say Dylan Crews + stats wasn’t the first Dylan to get pulled […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Is It Too Late Now To Say Sori(ano)?

May 18, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 10 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, I wanted to go in a different direction this week after running with two old music references in the last couple of weeks. But, alas, things lined up a bit too perfectly for this one. Is it too late to say sorry? Maybe. “Yeah, is it too late now to […]

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Two-Start Pitcher Rankings, 5/18 – 5/24

May 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Fantasy Baseball Two-Start Pitchers, Two Start Fantasy Starters | 15 Comments

by: Andy_p

Razzball, we are back with another week’s edition of Two-Start pitcher rankings! Fortunately for baseball, we are starting to see some arms returning from early IL stints, but to very mixed results. As I write this, Casey Mize returned for the Tigers and had an impressive outing for a team that desperately needed it, 6IP, […]

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Nick Bolte In The Next 48 Hours

May 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 271 Comments

by: Grey

I call him, Insane Bolte. BOOM! The pun boom reverberates through the home, and the walls shake. I brace myself in the BarcaLounger where I sit. After a few moments, the pun rattle calms, then a scream from the kitchen, Cougs yells, “Aftershock!” I grab the arms of the BarcaLounger, the pun boom is coming […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Who’s This Buddy Davis Guy?

May 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 22 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 10 Ks, ERA at 1.64. Y’all have to be of a certain vintage to get the full scope of this one, but like Kim Carnes once sang, “Who’s This Buddy Davis, Guy?” Well, I found an old graphic of us Canadians up here […]

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Two-Start Pitcher Rankings, 5/11 – 5/17

May 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Fantasy Baseball Two-Start Pitchers, Two Start Fantasy Starters | 2 Comments

by: Andy_p

Razzballers, welcome to another week of Two-Start Pitcher Rankings! This week, the rankings are very top heavy, and the theme will be navigating the arms we have lost to the IL so far this season. Heck, even while writing the article, both Taj Bradley and Logan Webb went to the IL, joining the long list […]

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