Funniest thing about me thinking George Lombard Jr. sounds like he’s 120 years old and a former lead in George Cukor films is that he looks like he’s 12: Honestly, if that kid said to me where’s the Axe Spray, because he thought I worked at CVS because I’m old enough to be his grandfather […]
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Rolling In The Deep: Post Deadline Lowe-Down
August 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Rolling In The Deep | 2 Commentsby: Laura Holt
Hello friends! It’s the middle of the summer, if not the middle of the baseball season anymore, and the trade deadline has come and gone. It truly feels like we are entering the fantasy baseball home stretch. The stretch still consists of close to two months of baseball, though, so it’s not quite time to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?First off, you gotta see Kade Anderson and the Watchmen’s Millennium Clock sitting on his shoulders: That’s not a neck, that’s a flagpole. Every morning they send his head up to the top. Lilliputians free solo Kade’s neck like it’s El Capitan. Kade Anderson, are you wearing your Beaker Halloween costume already? So, it’s not just […]
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The first week of July brings a weekend of organized chaos in MarmoVille! After this morning’s back-to-back baseball practices for the Marmo-lets, we’re headed off to Buffalo to catch a night of fireworks and Cosmic Baseball at Sahlen Field tonight. Then, we’re back at it tomorrow with a Weird Al show on Sunday in Niagara […]
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Royals Wouldn’t Mind If You SeyLess About Ian
July 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 102 Commentsby: Grey
“This British author was a part of the World War II Operation Goldeneye, and used some of this experience in his novels.” “Who is Ian Seymour?” The audience howled in laughter when I shot up in bed, soaking wet. My recurring dream of being dumb on Jeopardy! continues. But who is Ian Seymour? Wow, also […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Visit Cavalli Of Lost Souls
June 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 212 Commentsby: Grey
Before yesterday’s start, I saw someone named Anthony Seigler hitting leadoff for the Red Sox, and I thought to myself, “Self, you green-eyed, handsome devil! Get him off your bench, you have to start Cade Cavalli. The Red Sox are not scary in Fenway with Seigler or whoever else they have.” Then I thought about […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?What a dumb park the A’s and Brewers played in last night. And I loved it. Until we have baseball on the moon, this is the best we’re gonna have. What are they thinking that they’re moving this team to Vegas? It’s so crazy, I love it so much. You thought Bing Bong Stadium in […]
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Week 6 Fantasy Baseball Fact Or Fiction
May 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 2 Commentsby: RotoSurgeon
The Injury Gods laugh at us once again. This week almost appeared with an executioner’s mask after Jacob Misiorowski left his start with, thankfully, hamstring tightness. Brandon Woodruff, Casey Mize, Nico Hoerner, Ryan Helsley, Yandy Diaz, and Pete Fairbanks. Luckily, Hoerner and Diaz are not diagnosed with anything long-term…yet. There is SOME good news between […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buying Cortes Is Something Worth Exploring
May 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 341 Commentsby: Grey
‘Member that show Unplugged? I got another show for you, Uncorked. It’s when a near-29-year-old player, who has been in the minors so long that when you open their minor league stats on FanGraphs, you get a pinwheel on your browser and your shizz time’s out. Ten years worth of baseball chops ready to fly! […]
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SAGNOF: Running In Church Is Allowed Says The Cardinals
April 29, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF, Steals |by: The Great Knoche
Welcome back all you Razzballeroos to another exciting edition of SAGNOF Stolen Base fun here at Razzball. Seems like a good time to remind people, as we approach the one month mark of the season, what SAGNOF is. SAGNOF stands for Steals/Saves Ain’t Got No Face. Meaning, don’t overpay for these things in the draft […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Kyle Harrison’s Cheese Makes Pirates Booty
April 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 358 Commentsby: Grey
I’m gonna try something. Gonna punch myself in the mouth and see something. [does just that] Berfect, nob I hab a fat lip. Thibs is great! [calls my league commissioner] Nob this isn’t a butt bial. I have problem wib my team. I have Kyle Bradish bub youb see I pronounce lots of B’s because […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Rolling In The Deep: Jones-ing For A Better Lineup
April 24, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Rolling In The Deep | 10 Commentsby: Laura Holt
Hello again, hope your teams are treating you well and that you’re dodging as many bullets as possible in the year of the unprecedented Closerpocalypse. As we hit the one month point of the 2026 season, it’s that tricky time of year when a hitter’s bad start is suddenly a bad start plus the beginning […]
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