If there’s one universal Cubs’ voice, let’s imagine them singing their version of this old 80’s classic: “You know I love you (you know I love you), you know it’s true (you know it’s true) It’s up to you, Clay, now what have I got to do? Don’t hold me up, Holmes, don’t waste my […]
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Joey Ortiz
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Guardians Call Joe Ryan Their Home Run Derby Daddy
July 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 140 Commentsby: Grey
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning” is a famous quote by Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now after he started Joe Ryan (4 IP, 8 ER, ERA at 3.38) in his fantasy league. Yeah, Robert Duvall was just sitting there on the river, scrolling on his iPhone and checking his fantasy team. Is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Cameron Cauley (1-for-3, 2 runs) was called up by the Rangers. This past Sunday Itch just gave you his latest Prospect Stash list and had Cauley as the guy he highlighted. That’s impressive, because I had no idea who Cauley was prior, and Itch predicted it 24 hours prior. It’s a cool parlor trick, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Be A Jon Buy Jovi And Go Down In A Blaze Of Glory
June 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 212 Commentsby: Grey
I don’t listen to Bill Simmons’s podcast and haven’t read anything by him in 20 years, but Reggie Cleveland All-Stars was a top tier, Everest summit contribution to the discourse. For those unfamiliar, the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars are white guys with a Black name. Blaze Alexander is a Reggie Cleveland All-Star. Blazer Alexander? That’s a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Only A Chicken Wouldn’t Buy Samad Guy In San Diego
June 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 241 Commentsby: Grey
What’s the most annoying thing a teenager can do? I’m going with “I’m not touching you,” when they’re like an inch away from you. Just so annoying. Another top annoying thing? When you’re mad, they know you’re mad, and you say, “No, I’m not mad,” then they say, “Ooh, you’re so mad!” Actually, that might […]
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SAGNOF: Flying The Cooperate Jett To Milwaukee
June 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF, Steals |by: The Great Knoche
The Milwaukee Brewers are in first place 5.5 games up in the NL Central, and sit at 41-23. The Milwaukee Brewers have been really good at taking homegrown pieces from the farm and melding them with yearly trade acquisitions and free agents to keep the roster above average for the better part of a decade. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Wednesday, everyone, as we approach the 1/4 pole in Major League Baseball. We’ve highlighted a whole bunch of SAGNOF targets for everyone to start the season. Today, we’re going to look at some tandem targets for four teams, where if you manage your roster and waivers correctly by looking at pitching match-ups you can […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Skenes Sends Rockies To The Pitt
May 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 350 Commentsby: Grey
April 13th was the last time Paul Skenes walked a hitter. It was James Wood, the NL leader in walks. Last night, Paul Skenes struck out the side in the first two innings, then Willi Castro laid down a bunt to open the third, because, as Biff once said, he’s chicken! In those first two […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buy Jordan Walker As He’s Finally Had Time To Age
April 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 374 Commentsby: Grey
My barber plucks a gray hair out. I explain, “That one I call ‘Jordan Walker 2024.’” Barber plucks out another gray hair. “That’s Jordan Walker 2025.” Barber points to a full gray beard. “Those are individual games. Jordan Walker game one, Jordan Walker game two, Jordan Walker–You get the point, you don’t need me to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? NFBC Draft Champions Draft Recap: I Cracked The Code
March 23, 2026 | Our Leagues | 177 Commentsby: Grey
The code I cracked? Not the Da Vinci Code or The Code, a movie I think I saw that I can’t remember seeing or who was in it and Google no longer works. This time, I cracked the NFBC code by drafting the best team I’ve ever drafted in forever. Forever, forever ever? Forever ever? […]
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Rolling In The Deep: The 500/300 Club
March 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Rolling In The Deep | 12 Commentsby: Laura Holt
Good day, friends, and what’s the 500/300 Club, you ask? Well, it’s a club I just made up, as we hit mid-March and draft season is busier than ever. In these final weeks of the pre-season, we’ll continue to take a look at recent ADP and see if we can keep finding ways to use […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 20 Shortstops for 2026 Fantasy Baseball
January 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 62 Commentsby: Grey
The top 20 shortstops for 2026 fantasy baseball are Daddy Warbucks and all of you are greedy Little Orphan Annies with your hands out wanting more, more, more. That’s all right, due to a high-yield savings account in the British Virgin Islands that he hasn’t paid taxes on for twenty years, Warbucks has plenty to […]
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