Ambulance Chasers: Nathan Ow-valdi

Hellllooooo, Razzball! Welcome back to another exciting week of Razzball Ambulance Chasers, where you can’t live with them, and thanks to a Grade 2 oblique strain, neither will your roster. Coming into this edition of Ambulance Chasers, stocks are up (for me). In case you haven’t noticed, injuries have increased two-fold in July and August […]

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Anderson’s Promotion Is Finally Oh Kade By The Mariners

August 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 93 Comments

by: Grey

Mariners’ Jerry Dipoto watching the giant clock that reads, “Rookie Eligibility Manipulation.” The big hand reads, “Service Time,” and the smaller hand reads, “Under 45 Days Active to Maintain Rookie Eligibility.” Dipoto remarks to his assistant, “Why didn’t they put ‘Under 45 Days Active to Maintain Rookie Eligibility’ on the big hand and ‘Service Time’ […]

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Every Zeroes Has Its Thornton

July 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 165 Comments

by: Grey

Click-clacking on a calculator that converts a Mets’ starter ERA into an ERA for a starter on another team, and this calculator is built like an old typewriter for some convoluted reason. Licking finger to smudge out a typo and getting my finger on the ribbon spool and ink all over hands. Manually, sliding the […]

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Guardians Call Joe Ryan Their Home Run Derby Daddy

July 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 140 Comments

by: Grey

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning” is a famous quote by Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now after he started Joe Ryan (4 IP, 8 ER, ERA at 3.38) in his fantasy league. Yeah, Robert Duvall was just sitting there on the river, scrolling on his iPhone and checking his fantasy team. Is […]

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O’Hearn Shamrocks All Clover The Braves

July 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 216 Comments

by: Grey

Ryan O’Hearn (4-for-5, 10 RBIs and his 14th, 15th and 16th homer) did what they call in the business, The Swanson. The Swanson is when you’re box score is so full and you can’t eat another bite, then they hit another homer and, boy, now I’m not sure I can have dessert. The Swanson is […]

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Points Leagues: Second Half Rankings

July 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 3 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

I put it off as long as I could. It’s not that I’m against rankings. I quite like reading them and using them. And I don’t have any problem doing them on a small-scale, position-by-position basis. But how the 5th best SS compares to the 13th best OF and the 9th best SP? How do […]

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Buy Buy Baez

July 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 144 Comments

by: Grey

I really didn’t want to write this post because I don’t think Joshua Baez is going to be promoted imminently, except maybe for a cup of coffee starting in August, which puts him in line for a espresso shot of who cares. The latest thing Cards’ GM Chaim Bloom said was, “He’s got the ceiling […]

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Rangers’ GM Forgets To Tell “My Cauley Callup” About Road Trip

June 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 221 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Cameron Cauley (1-for-3, 2 runs) was called up by the Rangers. This past Sunday Itch just gave you his latest Prospect Stash list and had Cauley as the guy he highlighted. That’s impressive, because I had no idea who Cauley was prior, and Itch predicted it 24 hours prior. It’s a cool parlor trick, […]

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Imai Need Tatsuya Do That Again

June 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 17 Comments

by: Dan Pants

The Japanese takeover of Texas continues! Houston Astros starting pitcher slash import slash heartthrob Tatsuya Imai turned in his best start of the year Friday night, going six innings, allowing just three earned runs and striking out eleven for his fourth win of the year. Imai let you finish, Kanye, Imai also tell you I […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Acuña Matata? Not This Week

May 15, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 10 Comments

by: keelinbillue

Hello, Razzball Friends! How much am I going to derail this conversation if I talk about how the Chicago White Sox are over .500 for the first time since October 2022? Okay, there was that brief 2-2 start in April 2025. Anyway, enough about my personal recovery. Let’s talk about everyone else’s recovery or lack […]

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Get The Gelof Me You Buy Stud

May 15, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 307 Comments

by: Grey

ChatGPT, please explain to me Zack Gelof‘s fantasy value. “Naturally, Grey, here’s what Grey Albright of Razzball says–” Um, ChatGPT, “I am Grey Albright of Razzball.” “Of course! That is a great distinction! Zack Gelof’s fantasy value is solid power and speed but will hurt you in average. You’re going to want hitters in Bing […]

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Skenes Sends Rockies To The Pitt

May 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 350 Comments

by: Grey

April 13th was the last time Paul Skenes walked a hitter. It was James Wood, the NL leader in walks. Last night, Paul Skenes struck out the side in the first two innings, then Willi Castro laid down a bunt to open the third, because, as Biff once said, he’s chicken! In those first two […]

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