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We’ve approached the 50-game threshold and we’re starting to see movement in players. No, I’m not talking about trades. I’m referring to the phenomena each season where slow-starters begin to heat up and fast-starters remind us they are not superstars (yet). So, for this week’s Points-league analysis, we’ll identify those players on the rise and […]
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by: Grey
Jose Alvarado was suspended 80 games for PEDs. Phils said in a statement, “We haven’t had a good bullpen in fifteen or so years so when we had a good reliever, we were like, ‘Who’s testing the urine?’ And this weird-looking guy misheard and said, ‘I’ll taste it.’ And we were like, ‘What? No! Gross, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Zebby Matthews will be called up on Sunday. Or as Lionel Richie would say, “We’re going to Party, Zebby, not Festa, forever. Come on, and sing my song!” Lionel Richie is a big-time fantasy baseball guy, by the by. He drafted Jose Berrios and named his team Jose You, Jose Me, Say It Together, That’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?All hail The Boob Itch. Or Boo, bitch, if you don’t have him. Could this incredible season from Kris Bubic be because The Boob Itch is the only shift still allowed in the majors? Strap in before The Boob Itch goes strapless, and let me slide into his DMs and talk about that slider! He’s […]
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by: Dan Pants
Miami Marlins catcher slash batter slash baseball thrower slash heartthrob Agustin Ramirez collected two hits with a double and his first major league home run Friday night, a two run tank in the eighth inning that put the Fish up big. Have a day, rook! You may remember Agustin as a one time big shot […]
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So, that’s why they got rid of Zac Veen? Oh, you know I’m on that bullshit still. You know I am! How do you not know this by now? This is what I do! Complain about the Rockies! Jordan Beck had a three-homer day yesterday, going 4-for-7 with 5 RBIs as the Rockies were swept […]
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Singing “Jung Hoo” to Stevie Wonder’s Jungle Fever. I got Jung Hoo fever, She got Jung Hoo fever, We’ve got Jung Hoo fever, we’re in love. She’s gone Korean boy crazy, I’ve gone Korean boy crazy– [the Cancel Police take a batter ram to the door, charge in and drag me away] It’s okay! Stop! […]
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Having a normal one: when I think about how I drafted Gunnar Henderson instead of Corbin Carroll pic.twitter.com/D5lH8sD9zi — Razzball (@Razzball) April 9, 2025 Yesterday, Corbin Carroll (2-for-4, 2 runs) hit his 5th homer. Meh, only five more homers than Gunnar, en bee dee. “No reason to panic,” he says while sobbing and plunging into […]
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Spencer Schwellenbach was brilliant Friday night notching his first win of 2025 going eight innings allowing just two hits and striking out 10 Marlins! His back MUST be swelling after carrying his team like that! I say carry like the Braves didn’t score 10 runs with 16 hits. Still! Spencer has been one of the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?With a rankings list, the most important thing (at least in my view) is not to overreact to small data sets. It’s hard to really move anyone up or down much unless something is really notable in the first week of the season. For most of the list, there really isn’t much that is all […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I don’t drink. Not like I’m an alcoholic, I’m not in AA, making amends for the people who drafted Rougned Odor way too high in 2017. He was very good in 2016, I cannot help that his BABIP plummeted. I did nothing wrong. See? No amends! I mention I don’t drink in a longwinded way […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?“So, that’s how he was good last year!” is what a lot of people will be saying now. I may be one of those people. A lot of people will be asking, “Jurickson Profar, why did you cheat?” And to those people I will be saying, “Did you see how bad he was prior to […]
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