SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 21: Kings Of Queens

August 18, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 4 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 21 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 18: Jordan No, Man, No!

July 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 4 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 18 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 16: Halftime

July 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 10 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 16 is in the books. SAGNOF bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Chicago Cyclist Tristan Peters, Spins To Win

July 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 23 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Chicago cyclist spins to win Friday night as the A’s wheels come off. White Sox outfielder slash rookie slash heartthrob slash former professional Banana baller Tristan Peters discovered a newfound love for cycling Friday night going 4-for-4 hitting for the cycle, and adding four RBI in a historic performance that was central to his team’s […]

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You Dansby Serious?!?

July 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 203 Comments

by: Grey

Cubs got three touchdowns yesterday and a safety off the Padres. Speaking of which, our fantasy football content is beginning to start rocking and/or rolling, or maybe that’s rumbling and tumbling. Look at Grey pretending to know anything about football! Stop me if you’ve heard this before Dansby Swanson–stopped. Sorry, that’s it! Don’t say anymore! […]

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Rangers’ GM Forgets To Tell “My Cauley Callup” About Road Trip

June 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 221 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Cameron Cauley (1-for-3, 2 runs) was called up by the Rangers. This past Sunday Itch just gave you his latest Prospect Stash list and had Cauley as the guy he highlighted. That’s impressive, because I had no idea who Cauley was prior, and Itch predicted it 24 hours prior. It’s a cool parlor trick, […]

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He’s Mr. Ja Misior, Whatever He Touches Melts In His Clutch He’s Too Much

May 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 289 Comments

by: Grey

Jacob Misiorowski (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks 10 Ks, ERA at 2.12) needs to get through a whole season without losing his command like he did in the 2nd half of last year. Still a lot of time for that to happen. Remember, we all thought he might be the best rookie […]

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Nick Bolte In The Next 48 Hours

May 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 271 Comments

by: Grey

I call him, Insane Bolte. BOOM! The pun boom reverberates through the home, and the walls shake. I brace myself in the BarcaLounger where I sit. After a few moments, the pun rattle calms, then a scream from the kitchen, Cougs yells, “Aftershock!” I grab the arms of the BarcaLounger, the pun boom is coming […]

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Marlins Can Snell What The Robby Is Cooking

May 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 261 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, the Marlins called up Dax Fulton because. Dot dot dot? Is his whole name Dax Robby Snelling Fulton and he goes by his middle name? Wait, I’m hearing Robby Snelling is being called up. No, wait, that was someone saying my neighbor Rob passed out, and they needed smelling salts. Why are you telling […]

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Rolling In The Deep: In The Nick Of Time

April 3, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 16 Comments

by: Laura Holt

Happy Friday, everyone, and hope you all enjoyed the first week of the season. I have a few, let’s say, issues in some of my leagues. The slow starts are one thing (I think Josh Naylor still hasn’t gotten a hit as I’m typing this?), but there are too many guys who are a little […]

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Raleigh Round The Family With A Pocket Full Of…Fireworks, Hot Dogs, & Peach Emojis?

July 5, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Daily Notes, Featured, July's Daily Notes | 27 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy 4th to my American brethren and sistetheren (totally a word)! And what better way to rally the family than with a pocket full of fireworks, hot dogs…and peach emojis? If only there were something that could capture all that is the fantastical and fiery fervor of Cal Raleigh. Is there a series of tiny […]

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Kirby Your Graysonthiasm

March 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 188 Comments

by: Grey

Last week, Grayson Rodriguez threw 89 MPH the other day, and people were like, “That’s cool, he’s working on a knuckleball. Right? Right….?” Only those dots after the 2nd “Right” lasted for 48 hours, until someone poked the speaker to see if they were still alive, they weren’t. Thankfully, they were resuscitated! Whew! Checking in […]

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