The Cincinnati Reds top prospect Nick Senzel is ready to play baseball. A blonde woman scampers past him. She wears a scarf on her head and glances at Senzel. Because he’s interested, and not at all a creeper, he follows her to the San Francisco Bay, where she dips her foot in the water. She turns her head and it’s revealed it’s not a blonde woman at all, but it’s the rapper Sisqo. AHHHHH!!!
So, Senzel has had to deal with vertigo more times than Jimmy Stewart without the love of his dog, Beau. Senzel missed time in 2017, then again this year. I’d say this is a big warning sign, but it’s more of a spinning, spiral sign. Can imagine Nick Senzel when he walks past a store with a person outside spinning a sign? Dude must straight lose it. “Everywhere I go, it’s like I’m outside a Subway sandwich shop and someone is spinning a sign. I don’t know why I see people dressed as submarine sandwiches everywhere too. That is weird.” That’s Senzel talking to his therapist. This dizziness that Senzel is suffering from for two years is a bit more worrisome than, say, a broken hand. One just heals, the other is more obtuse. Unfortunately, he’s got some of those non-obtuse injuries too. The hits (to his health, and not off his bat) keep piling up. He’s currently rehabbing surgery to remove bone spurs from his elbow, but this is supposedly minor and he’ll be fine in time for Spring Training. Never heard that before! Anyway, what can we expect from Nick Senzel in 2019 fantasy baseball?
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