Mr. May Dominates Dave Winfield’s Original Team

June 15, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 4 Comments

I did this to myself. I made fun of Walker Buehler and Dustin May yesterday. An off-the-cuff goof saying, “The resurgence of Buehler and Dustin May is one of the more interesting developments this year. It’s officially ranked 15,670th on the interesting development list, right after Troy Johnston has two T’s in his name. It’s not Troy Johnson. […]

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Double Dammit Vinnie Dry Cured Hammit J-Rammit Broken Hamate Weekend

June 14, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 225 Comments

by: Grey

Saw Jose Ramirez‘s injury and thought to myself, “Yeah, JoRam gets injured and comes back in roughly 24 hours.” Well, yeah, no, I was wrong. Yeah, no. It happens. Sometimes I “Yeah, no.” Jose Ramirez has a broken hamate bone. I still think every pitcher should have Tommy John before taking the mound for the […]

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There’s No Safer Bet Than Buying A Share Of Luis L.

June 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 241 Comments

by: Grey

A Muslim imam, a rabbi, and a priest are in a raft. They heard a tsunami was headed their way, so they went to sea because they’re hoping it’s a quicker death than having Garrett Mitchell, Sal Frelick or Blake Perkins as their fantasy outfielder. If only they heard Luis Lara just got paid and […]

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Twins Lets Zebbybody On The Tigers Hit A Homer

June 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 139 Comments

by: Grey

The Tigers are pound-for-pound a mess, and that is embodied by Colt Keith (2-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs), as he had a slam (1) and legs (3). First home run and 3rd steal feels kinda unreal. On the Player Rater, we have how much value a player has had over the course of the season […]

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Red Sox Forced To Watch Sad Movie On Drew Ray

June 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 226 Comments

by: Grey

Just got a haircut and they accidentally cut out a piece of my brain, so bare with me [removes pants, Cancel Police break down door] That’s supposed to be bear with me! I realize that now! So, Drew Rasmussen never be fussin’. I will give you an example of this: Yesterday’s line of 7 IP, […]

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White Sox Are 22% Of The Way To A Full Lineup Of Prep School Montgomerys

June 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 280 Comments

by: Grey

We have to shut down the naming of kids that end in -aden. No more Kadens or Cadens, Bradens or Jadens, Wadens or Ladens, Hadens or Tadens, Vadens or Zadens, Madens or Fadens, no more! We are at our limit. You’re welcome to come up Braden Montgomery, but then that’s it. So, Montgomery Earns Promotion, […]

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The Only Thing That Doesn’t Stay In Vegas Are Fly Balls Hit In Play

June 8, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 254 Comments

by: Grey

What a dumb park the A’s and Brewers played in last night. And I loved it. Until we have baseball on the moon, this is the best we’re gonna have. What are they thinking that they’re moving this team to Vegas? It’s so crazy, I love it so much. You thought Bing Bong Stadium in […]

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Texas Wallops And deGromit Claymate The Guardians

June 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 285 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Arlington played like it never plays. Like a hitters’ park. Well, it played that way for the Rangers, at least. Jacob deGrom (6 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 3.18) had no problem. Took him 260 starts and 13 years to get 100 wins. This was win 101, and now he’s […]

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Freud Says Mead Id A Good Thing To Buy Curtis

June 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 226 Comments

by: Grey

Imma put together a time capsule. Get in there discontinued foods we love — the Pudding Pops, the Viennetta ice cream cake, the beef tallow-fried McDonald’s fries. Get in there stash of Ernest Scared Stupid laserdiscs. We’ve even gonna stash celebrities who we didn’t know everything about like pre-2000’s Hulk Hogan. Finally, in this time […]

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Judge Fractures Rib In Drive Thru Accident With Flintstones

June 4, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 129 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, a Yankees’ beat writer reported that Aaron Judge was referred to Dallas to see a doctor who specializes in thoracic outlet syndrome (TOS). Ya know, the injury that ends careers. This began a series of events that went like this: This is DefCon 1, do you hear me! DefCon1! Cut the red wire! Or […]

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Bernie Brewer Slides Into A Giant Webb

June 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 172 Comments

by: Grey

Logan Webb finally returns to the ace pitcher you drafted. Or so you thought! Were you thinking that? I don’t know what you’re thinking. Hold on, let me mind meld with you. [pinches temples, wavy lines indicating I’m now inside your mind] I can now read your mind. You are thinking, “Me so dwunky on […]

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You’d Think Noah Would Let The Reds Get A Pair Of Hits

June 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 193 Comments

by: Grey

One thing I want you to know about Noah Cameron is I loved him in the preseason. I wrote a Noah Cameron sleeper. That sorta love doesn’t just evaporate. I’m too invested for that. I’m like the guy who bought $5,000 worth of ButtCoin fifteen years ago, and is like, “I know, by now, it […]

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Mr. May Dominates Dave Winfield’s Original Team

Double Dammit Vinnie Dry Cured Hammit J-Rammit Broken Hamate Weekend

There’s No Safer Bet Than Buying A Share Of Luis L.

Twins Lets Zebbybody On The Tigers Hit A Homer

Red Sox Forced To Watch Sad Movie On Drew Ray

White Sox Are 22% Of The Way To A Full Lineup Of Prep School Montgomerys

The Only Thing That Doesn’t Stay In Vegas Are Fly Balls Hit In Play

Texas Wallops And deGromit Claymate The Guardians

Freud Says Mead Id A Good Thing To Buy Curtis

Judge Fractures Rib In Drive Thru Accident With Flintstones

Bernie Brewer Slides Into A Giant Webb

You’d Think Noah Would Let The Reds Get A Pair Of Hits