After drudging through an Andy Dufresne-type tunnel for the top 20 catchers for 2015 fantasy baseball, I find myself with a group that actually really hurt or helped your team depending on how you drafted.  If you went wrong with your 1st baseman, it could kill your season.  Hey, Freddie Freeman, no hard feelings from me.  We are totally fine since I knew to not draft you.  If you went right, you might’ve won your league.  If you’re looking at the top 20 1st basemen in a vacuum, it appears that offense is making a comeback.  And my what a big vacuum you have!  Lots of guys on this list not only did well, but did better than their preseason projections.  In fact (Grey’s adding on!), if you followed my rankings (saying to avoid V-Mart and Freeman), you did just fine at 1st base.  To recap, this final ranking is from our Fantasy Baseball Player Rater with my comments.  Anyway, here’s the top 20 1st basemen for 2015 fantasy baseball and how they compared to where I originally ranked them:

1. Paul Goldschmidt – Au Shizz with a bullet!  Or as Billy Corgan would say, Au Shizz with a bullet with butterfly wings!  As I said briefly in the opening, offense took a huge bounce back at the 1st base position (3rd base was good too; middle infield was wretched; outfield was okay, pitchers were good, 1st base was great, 2nd base wasn’t good, am I going around in a circle to positions I’ve already touched on?).  Coming into this year, I worried that Goldy would have lingering wrist issues.  Instead, his wrist was just fine as he made the “You’re a jerk off for not believing in me fully” wrist motion.  Preseason Rank #2, 2015 Projections:  94/29/103/.292/12, Final Numbers: 103/33/110/.321/21

2. Chris Davis – Because Davis’s 2nd half (28 homers, .293) was so juicy like the ass of the sweatpants you wear when you have no other clean clothes, I decided to look at past 2nd halfs to see how often since 2005 (which I believe is ten years) someone cleared 28 homers in the 2nd half.  The answer:  twice, Bautista hit 30 homers in 2010 and Ryan Howard hit 30 homers in 2006.  This 2nd half, he was the Man B. Davis in the center square.  Preseason Rank #8, 2015 Projections:  72/34/89/.231/2, Final Numbers:  100/47/117/.262/2

3. Jose Bautista – *cracks open fortune cookie, finds cortisone shot, snatches it out of Josh Thole’s hand*  “Hey, that’s where that went!”  That’s Jose Bautista at a Chinese restaurant with Thole.  Preseason Rank #6, 2015 Projections:  95/33/101/.272/5, Final Numbers: 108/40/114/.250/8

4. Anthony Rizzo – Seventeen steals from a first baseman is dead sexy.  Six homers against lefties is a bit less sexy.  Though, he did hit .294 vs. lefties and the six homers was only in 163 ABs vs. 25 homers in 423 at-bats vs. righties, so if he had the same number of at-bats vs. lefties, he would’ve hit 16 homers.  Hey, I just talked myself into and out of disliking Rizzo.  I’m convincing!  How about you put together that end table for Cougs?  Not that convincing!  Preseason Rank #5, 2015 Projections:  93/36/100/.262/7, Final Numbers:  94/31/101/.278/17

5. Edwin Encarnacion – “What’s up, Bautista and Tholey Smokes?!  Aw, c’mon, guys, you started eating Chinese and doing cortisone shots without me?”  Preseason Rank #3, 2015 Projections:  87/37/107/.272/5, Final Numbers: 94/39/111/.277/3

6. Joey Votto – Excellent bounce back season for Votto at his ___ year-old season.  Go ahead, guess his age.  Lime?  That’s not even an age.  Are you trying?  He’s 32 years old.  I thought he was younger.  Maybe cause he sounds like a baby kangaroo.  Preseason Rank #17, 2015 Projections:  84/17/88/.292/4, Final Numbers: 95/29/80/.314/11

7. Buster Posey – Went over him in the top 20 catchers for 2015 fantasy baseball.

8. Jose Abreu – Here’s the best example of the offensive surge that the 1st base position took this year.  Abreu nearly was spot-on in preseason projections, yet I thought he’d be the best 1st baseman.  That means seven other guys did better than I thought was possible for any 1st baseman.  That’s huge.  That’s not what she said!  Huh?  Preseason Rank #1, 2015 Projections:  86/32/110/.306/4, Final Numbers:  88/30/101/.290

9. Todd Frazier – Yes, he crapped the duvet in the 2nd half of the year, but he was a good offensive team away from being as good as Rizzo.  35 HRs and 13 SBs is what you should be focusing on.  The runs and RBIs are pretty much out of his control.  By the way, how about the numbers someone got from 1st base if they traded Frazier at the All-Star break for Davis.  That person would be so prophetic they would be a witch.  Preseason Rank #10, 2015 Projections:  79/24/73/.255/10, Final Numbers: 82/35/89/.255/13

10. David Ortiz – Big Papi is like the Arnold Schwarzenegger of fantasy baseball.  No, I don’t mean his father was a Nazi and he only knows sixteen English words.  I mean, his body looks like it’s breaking down in every conceivable way, but he continues to do exactly as he’s done for the past five years.  Hit homers for Papi, the “I’ll be back” and Expendables schtick for Schwarzenegger.  Preseason Unranked for 1st basemen, 2015 Projections:  77/28/94/.265/1, Final Numbers: 73/37/108/.273

11. Albert Pujols – What I’m about to say for A-Gon in about 400 words goes for Pujols too.  (What?  I write these out of order.)  Preseason Rank #7, 2015 Projections:  81/27/96/.261/5, Final Numbers: 85/40/95/.244/5

12. Eric Hosmer – You know what’s funny (not funny), it drives me nuts during the season that Hosmer doesn’t hit for more power, but I projected him for exactly the right number of homers, so my brain knows Hosmer’s ability.  It’s my stupid corazon.  “Did someone say cortisone?”  No, Bautista!  Preseason Rank #13, 2015 Projections:  81/18/87/.288/9, Final Numbers: 98/18/93/.297/7

13. Prince Fielder – Throw out his injury-filled 2014 year and look at his homer totals of the last three years:  30, 25, 23.  If my Kaplan SAT prep taught me anything, his next year is going to be “Justin Morneau.”  Preseason Rank #14, 2015 Projections:  79/27/90/.272/1, Final Numbers: 78/23/98/.305

14. Kendrys Morales – This year there was no way to expect him to get 106 RBIs, and next year people are going to draft him due to something that he’ll never do again.  That means you were screwed when you didn’t this year, and you’ll be screwed next year when he doesn’t.  Preseason Rank #32, 2015 Projections:  60/18/74/.249, Final Numbers:  81/22/106/.290

15. Brian McCann – Went over him in the top 20 catchers for 2015 fantasy baseball.

16. Carlos Santana – Went over him in the top 20 catchers for 2015 fantasy baseball.

17. Adrian Gonzalez – I want to keep this about this past year, rather than looking forward, but I wonder how much a poor 2nd half for a guy over the age of 32 is the first sign of the end.  *wink, wink, nudge, nudge, kazoo*  That’s someone’s cue to look up some historical data on players that are 32+ years old.  If they have a weak 2nd half, does that portend bad things for the following year?  Go, portend you care and figure it out for me.  Preseason Rank #15, 2015 Projections:  79/22/103/.264/1, Final Numbers: 76/28/90/.275

18. Miguel Cabrera – He played in at least 148 games every year from 2004 to 2014.  Last year, he played in 119 games.  I’m going to make a wild bet with myself and say he never passes 125 games played again.  If I win, I have to take me for ice cream.  If I lose, well, I’m not going to come up with something for if I lose, because I don’t plan on losing.  Preseason Rank #4, 2015 Projections:  95/27/106/.305/1, Final Numbers: 64/18/76/.338/1

19. Adam Lind – Yeah, where’s Ryan Braun now?!  *smacks self*  Give a rest already, Grey!  *looks in mirror*  You’ll pay for that mistreatment.  *shakes fist*  You’ll pay!  Preseason Rank #41, 2015 Projections:  44/14/56/.257/1, Final Numbers:  72/20/87/.277

20. Stephen Vogt – Went over him in the top 20 catchers for 2015 fantasy baseball.

 
  1. Clyde Prompto says:
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    I’m amazed that Mark Teixeira didn’t crack the top 20. The bounceback by the position as a whole now means that next season Karabell is going to tell everyone to wait until at least the 10th round to draft their 1B.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ha! And then you’ll end up with Kendrys and lose

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Not you you, the royal you

      • BreakOut says:
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        @Grey:

        Ooohh…

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Aaahh…

  2. Aaron says:
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    I can’t believe Lucas Duda didn’t crack the top 20

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      It’s science, wasn’t my call

  3. combover-king says:
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    Grey! I was just offered an early off-season trade in my 10 team OBP keeper league…

    I would get Corey Seager, he would get Braun, Fielder and Bird.
    Whatcha think?!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Take it

  4. Ante GALIC says:
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    Grey!!

    Fantastic work. You’re really going full steam ahead with all the post-season rankings / results. Many thanks.

    a. Congrats to your boy Colby SmashMush on all the HRs he’s popping first to hit the go-ahead HR to propel the ‘Stros to the ALDS against the Royals and now yesterday to give them a 1-0 lead in the ALDS on the road. Do you get any points in your NFBC league for your players’ playoff performance?

    b. Hoping Crush Davis’s pharmacist has post-dated his adderall prescriptions for the next decade and beyond. So, the O’s have enough offence. Next step? Get Arrieta back? Fat chance. Hopefully the rotation can get their act together or they can trade Miguel Gonzalez away for someone similar to Clevenger. Not a great trade for the O’s, huh?

    c. Hope all is well with you after the kidney stone procedure. Take very good care of your health.

    Cheers,
    Ante

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks! A. Short schedule day Rasmus…He just needed a chance… I wish on the NFBC… B. Ha! O’s make a lot of bad trades C. My kidney stone thing was last year, don’t spook me!

      • Ante GALIC says:
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        @Grey: Sry on spooking you. Why did you get them (and why haven’t you updated the WebMD pages on causes of kidney stones) and please take steps to NEVER EVER get them again was my main point.

        Cheers,
        Ante

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          HA! I do need to update the WebMD page on those! They’re a fluky thing, drink water and stay hydrated and you should be fine… I live in a desert climate and might be prone to them, said my doctor

          • Ante GALIC says:
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            @Grey: Ok, well stay hydrated in the off-season and get plenty of rest.

            Cheers,
            Ante

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Thanks, Ante, it’s the plan!

            • The Tribe says:
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              @Ante GALIC: @Grey:

              Your approval means the world.to him

  5. Malicious Phenom says:
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    Hey Off-season Grey

    Just a couple of things I would like to add, if I may.

    1. Take away Brian McCann, he is a catcher, he caught 128 games and played 10 at 1B, in 2015 and add Lucas Duda.

    2. Take away David Ortiz, he is a DH, he DH’d 134 games and played 9 at 1B in 2015 and add Mark Teixeira.

    That is all.

    Cheers

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      @Malicious Phenom:

      ALSO, Joey Bats did not play ANY games at 1B in 2015,Joey played 118 games in the OF and 33 at DH..

      Prince Fielder also is a DH, in my book, 18 games at 1B and 139 at DH.

      All these players games played I found on rotoworld..

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        @Malicious Phenom:
        OK, one last one, Todd Frazier did not play 1B at all in 2015, he played a 155 games at 3B.

        • Fungazi says:
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          @Malicious Phenom: All those guys had 1B eligibility this year, so I don’t understand why you breaking his balls about final ranks.

        • Simply Fred

          Fred Barker says:
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          @Malicious Phenom: Hey, bud, all of the above qualified for ranking as 1st basemen at the start of the year. Yes, several won’t be eligible for the start of next year.

          • Malicious Phenom says:
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            @Fred Barker: I know that now.. My bad, thanks for pointing that out..

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          You realize this is a recap right?

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        I don’t see what difference is

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Cool

      • Malicious Phenom says:
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        @Grey: Wow, I really messed that up, sorry man..lol

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          No worries, it’s early here and wasn’t sure what you meant at first

  6. Jim says:
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    I actually dropped Hosmer mid September because he was worthless for the previous month. I had goldy and Davis so it made the decision easy.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Yeah, could see it

    • MattTruss

      MattTruss says:
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      Ditto, he was sitting in my UTIL spot mostly, it was an easy call

  7. Joe says:
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    Well done Grey – pretty damn impressive rankings.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks!

  8. Ryan says:
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    yeah had did the teix message not crack top 20?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I go over the methods in the lede, these are not my top 20, this is the player rater, ask the machine

  9. James says:
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    Thankfully as part of a bigger swap, got out of Freeman in the only dynasty league I owned him , and swaed him for Abreu. (the deal had more moving parts- Judge, Freeman and Yelich for Shilby Miler, Byron Buxton and Abeu).

    I thought it was the last chance to sell Freeman for near where he was viewed going into this season, and a chance to buy low on the incredibly unlucky in wins Miller, and the not quite ready Buxton (even if I had to give up yelich in the process)

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Nice trade…I think Freeman’s got a long road ahead of him with the Braves and he only has 24-homer ceiling

  10. alex says:
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    since you dont think will surpass 125 games next year, how high would you have him rank? outside the top 20?

    • alex says:
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      @alex:

      Miggy is whom i am asking about by the way. i noticed i never included his name

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I’m still debating that…But I think so

  11. Matt H says:
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    Which side do you think would provide more value over ESPN keeper cost: Arenado and Bogarts or Machado and Lindor? Thanks!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Arenado, it’s fair

      • Matt says:
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        @Grey: Many thanks

  12. Ra'zbahl Al Ghul says:
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    Grey, it’s early in da morning, I just wish you would use words like “recap” in these posts, and write things such as “South Africa” and “Iraq” and “this final ranking is from our Fantasy Baseball Player Rater with my comments”… It would just clarity up this whole situation…. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I know, so vague!

      • Ra'zbahl Al Ghul says:
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        @Grey: On the foreally tip, I lament not drafting more Blue Jays bats. I didn’t trust Jos-ed Baucarnacion to stay healthy… alas, now I’m not healthy. Should have trusted your projectiles for them

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          I think I’m gonna name a team the RockJays and have only Jays and Rockies

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Wait, why aren’t you healthy?

          • Ra'zbahl Al Ghul says:
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            @Grey: Sports hernia and hypertension from being underpowered in some leagues down the stretch… Seriously though, RockJays – Hundley’s average alone illustrates that perfectly. On that note, I know you don’t love to assess yung jocs, but any thoughts on the Jays 1B prospect Rowdy Tellez??

            • Ra'zbahl Al Ghul says:
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              @Ra’zbahl Al Ghul: Had Rizzo and Frazier in the RCL I won though, 12’s in R/HR/RBI so I didn’t totally Mr Bungle power for 2015

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Crap, feel better, our Hezbollah commenter… Rowdy Tellez has a top 10 name, that’s for sure…Looks like a Matt Adams clone, but is far away from impacting…Mike would know better, that’s just my gut reaction glancing at his stats

            • MattTruss

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              Dang Ghul, get well man! Love the RockJays! Josh Donaldson and Nolan Arenado were the cause of so much fantasy goodness for me this year, I need one of those half and half jerseys with Donaldo on the back!

              • Grey

                Grey says:
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                Isn’t he a soccer player? Or a turtle?

                • MattTruss

                  MattTruss says:
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                  Soccer-playing Turtle Ninja and destroyer of baseballs

                  • Ra'zbahl Al Ghul says:
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                    @MattTruss: Donaldo Duck

                  • Grey

                    Grey says:
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                    Oh, yeah, that works then!

              • Ra'zbahl Al Ghul says:
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                @MattTruss: Donaldo!

  13. GhostTownSteve says:
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    How much are we loving statcast?

    Jake Arrieta only allowed 12 balls with exit velocity on contact of 100+ mph all season (very low number). In the 6th inning on Wednesday he allowed 100+ contact on 4 consecutive batted balls. Balls with 100+ exit velocity have close to a .700 batting average when put in fair play and a huge ISO, and yet the Pirates netted a single, a line out, a reached on error and double play. Fascinating.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      That is cool…

    • J-FOH says:
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      @GhostTownSteve: I didn’t watch the game but happened to have the highlights on while I was writing my RCL football post and it looked like Bryant and Russell saved his ass from that being a 4-4 game. Don’t get me wrong, the kid is good, but like a running back in football, he needs his offensive line like Arrieta needed those gloves to pull off the win.

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        @J-FOH:

        The one thing that is pretty interesting about that is that two of the four were hit on the ground, which is unusual for balls with that exit velocity. Generally that kind of contact requires some lift and produces LD/FB. So while Arrieta did get lucky, there is something to be said for the fact that even when he allowed hard contact, the sink and the pounding of the lower half of the zone still worked in his favor.

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          @GhostTownSteve: good point, he is amazing to me. And to be honest, it has everything to do with his approach more than anything else. He just gets in there and plays catch, doesn’t look rattled, isn’t pushing the ball, looks fluid, just like your old coach would say in little league when you were on the mound, “go out there and play catch” and that is what he does. Its really seamless yet is something so many pitchers struggle to do.

          • GhostTownSteve says:
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            @J-FOH:

            I said this to Magoo the other day…he has unbelievable feel for the cutter slider. It reminds me of the way Pedro Martinez used to be able to manipulate the ball. That cutter is a Rivera cutter some times or a wipe out back foot slider other times. He can change the vertical, the horizontal and the velocity and do it all with pinpoint command.

            • J-FOH says:
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              @GhostTownSteve: and not even look like he’s trying. Baltimore has to be the all time worst pitching organization ever

              • GhostTownSteve says:
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                @J-FOH:

                Except for the year when Palmer, Cuellar, Dobson and McNally all won 20

                • J-FOH says:
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                  @GhostTownSteve: sorry the modern Orioles

              • Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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                @J-FOH: BAL atrocious, how many months (not years, months) post BAL was he just a plain ace after 5 or so years of crap over there. RE exit velo from bat: Holiday is one guy who hits VERY hard but very often hits ball into ground, creating quite a few double plays but also gets singles that many other hitters would not have due to velo off his bat.

  14. SteveNZ says:
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    Rasmus. Believe I called this the other day.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      All about the short schedule days

      • SteveNZ says:
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        @Grey: Hey! Not ‘all’…

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Also about the hair?

          • SteveNZ says:
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            @Grey: It’s in spite of the hair. It’s because I said it would happen.

            I have powers.

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Oh, yeah, that too!

  15. Nick says:
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    just sayin’ …
    i have 3 of the top of the pops 1st basemen going into next season’ keeper :
    Goldy Bauty and Edwin

    next year team name: “Cortisone Brothers”
    yummy

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ha, I like it!

  16. Pouss-Pouss says:
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    Yeah, but who’s the best looking?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      No idea what this is in regards to

      • Gray's Sports Almanac says:
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        @Grey: easy I’m the best looking ! At least for a premature balding male that still lives in my moms basement and is a fantasy baseballer

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Sounds like you’re the tallest member of the Altuve family

  17. ferris says:
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    Keep 8 w ops

    Donaldson
    For
    Miggy
    Tulo

    Also, Soler would not be able to be kept likely

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I’d take Donaldson

  18. Slimcompoop says:
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    Long time, no post, Grey. I apologize. As a teacher, I have all the time in the world during the summer, but once school starts up, not so much.

    I owe you many thanks, as your premature suggestion of adding Khris Davis essentially (after other details) won myself another championship in our 10-team, H2H, long-standing keeper league. I didn’t check the archives, but I owe you some sort of waffle taco, if I remember correctly.

    Let me know where to UPS your waffle and I’ll make good on it. Many thanks again…

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I don’t know if I want a waffle taco, is that bad?

  19. Hal Incandenza says:
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    [quote]After drudging through an Andy Dufresne-type tunnel for the top 20 catchers for 2015 fantasy baseball, [/quote]

    I’m sure people say they like your writing all the time, but, damn, I like your style.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ha, thanks!

  20. J-FOH says:
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    I caught the highlights from the game last night when I was at the bar. I always hated Utley because he was a scumbag and last night he re-inforced that. I don’t mind that the Dodgers evened up the series, but not like that. That’s some Cardinals type shizz right there ala breaking Hanley’s ribs.

    • Grey

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      The stadium was insane last night, and, at the game, I couldn’t really tell how bad it was….It was bad, Utley’s indeed a scumbag… That’s not surprising… What’s insanely surprising is they called him safe…With replay! I don’t even understand how that’s possible…Are they not doing the neighborhood play anymore? Cause you can’t even challenge that…

      • FrankGrimes says:
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        @Grey:
        they said it not neighborhood play
        cuz the throw “pulled” him off the bag
        Stupid all the way around
        hopefully Utley takes one to the head
        later in the series

        • Grey

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          I can’t even imagine how Utley doesn’t take a pitch right at him and then the benches clear… The throw pulled him off? He was like a millimeter from the bag…It felt like the league wanted Dodgers to tie it up

          • FrankGrimes says:
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            @Grey:
            agreed…
            Utley said he didn’t see his back was turned
            haha what a joke

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              At the point Utley slid, it wouldn’t matter what way Ruben was standing, Utley slid three feet after the bag

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          @FrankGrimes: maybe not the head but a cracked rib would be nice. Not a fan of head trauma for anyone. I want to see him get on third base and have wright just throw a cheap shot. Broken jaw is okay by me

      • J-FOH says:
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        @Grey: I heard there were lots of pitches out of the TV strikezone box called strikes. My bartender, who is in his second year following baseball, I know it’s weird, asked me why wouldn’t they have the best umps for the playoffs? I had no answer for him.

        An even series means more games on TV because they like the dollaz dollaz dollar make you want hollar hollar hollar!

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Is your bartender named Sam Malone? I just said the same to Grimey below…Felt like the league wanted it tied

          • FrankGrimes says:
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            @Grey:
            why do I hate Ted Danson?

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Ted Danson and Chase Utley can go eff themselves! And Mary Steenburgen!

              • FrankGrimes says:
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                @Grey:
                haha

          • J-FOH says:
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            @Grey: I have felt that way for a long time with the “playoffs”. The nudging has become obvious the last decade and is one of the main reasons I don’t watch the playoffs. If every move they make is about dollars, especially TV dollars, then why wouldn’t they do the same in the playoffs.

            • Grey

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              Yeah, felt obvious on that Utley call

    • Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey says:
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      @J-FOH: now Hanley needs help breaking ribs, really? they did throw at him twice last year but usually not known as dirty. not as bad as CUBS
      – hitman slide on Kang
      – throwing at Wong twice in 2 innings
      – throwing at and hitting Holiday in head

      All of those events occurred in the same 3 days. The STL ones in the same game, while Maddon was in the media accusing STL of being the dirty ones to mentally prepare his team or whatever that mindset was.

  21. Mike

    Mike says:
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    Can we talk about the real issue here? The number of people on Twitter who think Utley is going to get “beamed” in the next game? That’s some Star Trek shizz.

    • FrankGrimes says:
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      @Mike:
      haha dopes

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ha!

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Mike: that may happen, Harvey can use his ejection to preserve his precious arm…I mean beaned

  22. J-FOH says:
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    “You can’t make a hat big enough for all these brains”

    Wooden Bow Ties!

    • nick the dick says:
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      @J-FOH: Ha fuckin love the bowties and hats!

      • J-FOH says:
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        @nick the dick: I want a wooden lapel piece that looks like a hand giving the finger

        • nick the dick says:
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          @J-FOH: They do custom work! I want a dick in a hot dog bun lapel. And of course I need a bowtie.

          • J-FOH says:
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            @nick the dick: I want a banana in a tail pipe

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        I love wooden bow ties!

        • J-FOH says:
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          @Grey: those things are so stupid. its not a tie and its gonna be that thing you own you ask yourself five years down the road “what was I thinking”

          • nick the dick says:
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            @J-FOH: Tell that to the trendy, tight pants, flamboyant NBA players

            • J-FOH says:
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              @nick the dick: I dont watch the NBA

              • nick the dick says:
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                @J-FOH: *sigh* Please don’t go on a ‘I don’t watch this because’ rant. They said on Sharktank that NBA players wore them in post game interviews, that’s why I mentioned it.

                • Grey

                  Grey says:
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                  Haha

                • J-FOH says:
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                  @nick the dick: they didn’t say “trendy, tight pants, flamboyant NBA players” on shark tank. You have prior knowledge!!!….. and there is no rant, that would be too easy

                  • nick the dick says:
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                    @J-FOH: Ha true, easy rant for you as NBA is garbage. If Sportscenter has taught me anything though, it’s that those guys intentionally dress like assholes

                    • J-FOH says:
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                      @nick the dick: hahahaha, you admit to watching sports center. Keep digging the hole dickey

          • Grey

            Grey says:
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            In five years, everything in my closet will make no sense… It’s called fashion, man!