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Blue Jays Go Prospecting At The Olde Imperialist Anthropologist Shoppe

by: Grey

Setting up fifteen VPN redirects so no one can find my exact location. Now that I’m securely camouflaged, I carefully google, “Is Trey Yesavage related to Shelly Miscavige?” Google returns the top search result, “We know where you are Grey, and we’re watching you.” Rips tin foil hat off head and fills out paperwork to […]

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Corners Report: Early And Eerily Accurate 2026 1B Rankings

September 3, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 8 Comments

by: The Educator

When I started writing for this site three years ago (continually dodging the pink slip from the Grey Reaper), ranks were my favorite thing. I did them every week! That was extra, though. Now it’s pre-season, mid-season, and…………. End-ish of season. Ranks are kinda boring without some sort of context attached to them. So, this […]

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Jazz Hands The Astros Two Rat-A-Tat-Tats And A Stolen Be-Bop-A-Base

September 2, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 192 Comments

by: Grey

“He missed May.” That’s the note I have Post-It’d next to the name Jazz Chisholm Jr. in my brain. Yesterday, he went 3-for-4, 3 RBIs with a double slam (27, 28) and legs (26), as he hits .243. The counting stats are weak-ish; for some reason he’s hitting 7th, but a 30/30 season is hard […]

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Braves Fourget To Switch To A No-Schwarb Diet

August 28, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 129 Comments

by: Grey

Saw someone recently make the case that Kyle Schwarber (4-for-6, 9 RBIs, 46th, 47th, 48th and 49th homers) would be a terrible Hall of Famer. Not like he’d enter the Hall and pee on the memorabilia, but as in he does not belong. Well, I say, I want a Hall where he does belong! Assuming […]

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Corners Report: Yet Another Look At 2026 Risers And Fallers

August 27, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 7 Comments

by: The Educator

We kinda had an accidental theme here! All the cool kids are looking toward the future and stuff, like here and here. This is my meager contribution! Getting near the end, and I realized I think I only have two weeks left after this! I’m looking to do my next year’s ranks in one of those. […]

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It’s Now Polarbeary Fields Forever In Mets’ Home Run History

August 12, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 195 Comments

by: Grey

Mets’ greatest hitter conversation is relatively short one. I’d list Bonilla, but I’m talking past greats and he’s still on the payroll. Howard Johnson was awesome, definitely better hitter than motel. Mookie Wilson is just fun. Say “Mookie Wilson” and try not to smile. Gary Carter created the term “the F bomb,” and hit pretty […]

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O’s Pitching Staff Asked For Raincheck, It Being Schwarber Day And All

August 4, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 197 Comments

by: Grey

Phils decided to take their whoops, put them in a can of ass and unleash the whoop ass on the O’s. Leading the charge was Kyle Schwarber (3-for-5, 6 RBIs, and his 39th and 40th homer), who I’d like to take a moment to appreciate because I’ve never done that before. He reminds me of […]

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Nick-Nats Paddywhack Give Lodolo A Bone

July 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 158 Comments

by: Grey

I know ya wanna YOLO with Lodolo. I want to too! Which is why I have great news for you! Yesterday was the world’s longest YOLO: Nick Lodolo went 9 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks, 8 Ks, ERA at 3.08. Have I mentioned (I have) that I’m going to love Lodolo next year? […]

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Corners Report: Midseason Rebrand

July 23, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | Leave a comment

by: The Educator

Don’t worry, it’s still me, the same guy who has toiled at the kitchen table over an iPad covering the corner infield positions. I’m just trying to freshen up a bit. Kelder is boring. The Educator, as a real-life teacher, he’s a stallion. Wavy non-gray hair, no extra 20 pounds being carried around, and a […]

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Top 100 for the 2nd Half of 2025 Fantasy Baseball

July 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 326 Comments

by: Grey

Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2025 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2025 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]

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Rockies Run Right Into A Bello Net

July 8, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 253 Comments

by: Grey

I might have to make an executive decision and not feature anymore pitchers vs. the Rockies. It’s similar to how I don’t feature hitting performances when they’re in Coors. So, we’ll make a blood pact. If a guy pitches well, and it’s vs. the Rockies, then some ground rules for it to be a lede: […]

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Can We Get Some Sugano With That Fried D’oh?!

June 21, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Daily Notes, Featured | 33 Comments

by: MarmosDad

I’ll be honest with y’all. When I saw that Tomoyuki Sugano (3.2 IP, 3 ER, 7 H, 2 BB, 4 Ks, and the no-decision) was scheduled to throw last night at Yankee Stadium, I reserved him faster than you could spell his name correctly (kudos if you got it on the first try). The equally […]

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