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by: Grey
I know ya wanna YOLO with Lodolo. I want to too! Which is why I have great news for you! Yesterday was the world’s longest YOLO: Nick Lodolo went 9 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks, 8 Ks, ERA at 3.08. Have I mentioned (I have) that I’m going to love Lodolo next year? […]
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by: The Educator
Don’t worry, it’s still me, the same guy who has toiled at the kitchen table over an iPad covering the corner infield positions. I’m just trying to freshen up a bit. Kelder is boring. The Educator, as a real-life teacher, he’s a stallion. Wavy non-gray hair, no extra 20 pounds being carried around, and a […]
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Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2025 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2025 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]
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I might have to make an executive decision and not feature anymore pitchers vs. the Rockies. It’s similar to how I don’t feature hitting performances when they’re in Coors. So, we’ll make a blood pact. If a guy pitches well, and it’s vs. the Rockies, then some ground rules for it to be a lede: […]
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by: MarmosDad
I’ll be honest with y’all. When I saw that Tomoyuki Sugano (3.2 IP, 3 ER, 7 H, 2 BB, 4 Ks, and the no-decision) was scheduled to throw last night at Yankee Stadium, I reserved him faster than you could spell his name correctly (kudos if you got it on the first try). The equally […]
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George Kirby (7 IP, 2 ER, 2 hits, zero walks, 14 Ks, ERA at 6.53) and okay. I mean, ha, okay. Where the eff has that been? I’ll tell you where it seemed to come from yesterday. Angels had a brilliant game plan. I watched a piece of this game and the Angels decided not […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?First off, we have to acknowledge we heard the news: The Pope does his first miracle https://t.co/oslOBeLTWQ — Razzball (@Razzball) June 5, 2025 U2 was right, it is a Beautiful Day. Though, I think U2 was talking about the new iPod. I don’t know, U2 sucks. Everyone with taste knows. Sorry, I am a natural […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s always so hard to know if a guy is GREAT uppercase, great lowercase or “Meh, was great but that’s because the Braves suck–Excuse me, I mean, the team he was facing sucked.” Though, the Braves do suck. Hard not to see that going on two years. So, was Merrill Kelly GREAT uppercase, great lowercase […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?On this week’s Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Grey and B_Don break down all the fantasy fallout from a volatile May. From surging stars to sinking ships, we look at the players who went from must-starts to mayday alerts. We kick things off with a pair of exciting call-ups: Jac Caglianone gets the call from KC […]
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Mariners called up Cole Young. Cole world, ah, Cole world. Watch out, here comes my altar ego, B. Fire. Bringing da…FIRE! Cole Cole World Yeah First time, he’s Cole’d up, A 2nd baseman pup, The new Mariners homey, They wanna rosterbate, ironically goodbye, Mastrobouni, Or later, Leo Rivas, If Raleigh sits on your head, you’re […]
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Updating things is often a struggle in Kelder Land. For work, I have been wearing polos and khakis now for over 20 years. My phone, no reason to get a new one unless the battery has gone bad. My truck is a 2008 Silverado. My marriage is 20 years old, but that’s a good thing […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s funny Christian Yelich (2-for-5, 2 runs, 4 RBIs with a grand slam and legs) had a big game, because I was thinking about him yesterday. Well, his mom: Milwaukee is actually full of attractive mature women [image or embed] — Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) May 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM So, Yelich hit his 10th homer […]
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