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Please see our player page for Owen Caissie to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.

The fantasy baseball season is over, which means it’s time to dust off the preseason predictions and figure out who actually knew what they were talking about, and who should probably delete their old articles before anyone notices. Grey and B_Don look back at their preseason ROY, Cy Young, MVP, sleeper, bust, comeback, MVFP, MVFH, […]

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Kansas City Royals starting pitcher slash journeyman slash heartthrob Michael Wacha pitched a real gem Friday night going eight innings allowing just four hits and striking out ten Cleveland Guardians for his eighth win of the year. Don’t laugh, Fozzy, this is vintage Michael Wacha Wacha, the only thing funny here is that the Guards […]

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The first week of July brings a weekend of organized chaos in MarmoVille!  After this morning’s back-to-back baseball practices for the Marmo-lets, we’re headed off to Buffalo to catch a night of fireworks and Cosmic Baseball at Sahlen Field tonight. Then, we’re back at it tomorrow with a Weird Al show on Sunday in Niagara […]

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I don’t listen to Bill Simmons’s podcast and haven’t read anything by him in 20 years, but Reggie Cleveland All-Stars was a top tier, Everest summit contribution to the discourse. For those unfamiliar, the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars are white guys with a Black name. Blaze Alexander is a Reggie Cleveland All-Star. Blazer Alexander? That’s a […]

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Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]

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