The World Cup Finals is Sunday, which means it’s possible someone could whiff on a decisive penalty kick, and etch themselves into the Hall of Shame. When it happens, an analyst on the postgame show may offer the classic defense: only those who take penalties can miss them. To look like a fool, you must […]
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Owen Caissie
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Hello, Razzball Friends! It’s basically All-Star Break time. Half the injury news this week reads like a list of guys who just got voted as an All-Star and then immediately un-invited themselves by sustaining an injury. A week ago, Byron Buxton and Ranger Suarez were both All-Stars. Now, they may watch from afar. As a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Ya know when you don’t know where you’re going in NYC and the taxis take you for a whole ride? “I’d like to go to see the Empire State Building.” “Right-o, champ! Tourist, huh?” “Yes, I am very happy to be in your great city.” Boom, he’s taking you from Chinatown to LaGuardia. You’re gonna […]
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O’Hearn Shamrocks All Clover The Braves
July 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 216 Commentsby: Grey
Ryan O’Hearn (4-for-5, 10 RBIs and his 14th, 15th and 16th homer) did what they call in the business, The Swanson. The Swanson is when you’re box score is so full and you can’t eat another bite, then they hit another homer and, boy, now I’m not sure I can have dessert. The Swanson is […]
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The first week of July brings a weekend of organized chaos in MarmoVille! After this morning’s back-to-back baseball practices for the Marmo-lets, we’re headed off to Buffalo to catch a night of fireworks and Cosmic Baseball at Sahlen Field tonight. Then, we’re back at it tomorrow with a Weird Al show on Sunday in Niagara […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Visit Cavalli Of Lost Souls
June 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 212 Commentsby: Grey
Before yesterday’s start, I saw someone named Anthony Seigler hitting leadoff for the Red Sox, and I thought to myself, “Self, you green-eyed, handsome devil! Get him off your bench, you have to start Cade Cavalli. The Red Sox are not scary in Fenway with Seigler or whoever else they have.” Then I thought about […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Be A Jon Buy Jovi And Go Down In A Blaze Of Glory
June 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 212 Commentsby: Grey
I don’t listen to Bill Simmons’s podcast and haven’t read anything by him in 20 years, but Reggie Cleveland All-Stars was a top tier, Everest summit contribution to the discourse. For those unfamiliar, the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars are white guys with a Black name. Blaze Alexander is a Reggie Cleveland All-Star. Blazer Alexander? That’s a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Reds Can’t Do Zagreb Against Sproatia
June 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 224 Commentsby: Grey
Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]
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Imai Need Tatsuya Do That Again
June 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 17 Commentsby: Dan Pants
The Japanese takeover of Texas continues! Houston Astros starting pitcher slash import slash heartthrob Tatsuya Imai turned in his best start of the year Friday night, going six innings, allowing just three earned runs and striking out eleven for his fourth win of the year. Imai let you finish, Kanye, Imai also tell you I […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Stowers Leads The Miami Pound Machine Conga Vs Phillies
June 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 139 Commentsby: Grey
What if we stop messing around and get down to straight biznasty? Kyle Stowers (4-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homers, hitting .226), what’s the deal with that young fella? Toast or toast with the image of Wayne Huizenga in a Marlins cap? Butter or butter melted over Wayne’s face? Still good or […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? There’s No Safer Bet Than Buying A Share Of Luis L.
June 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 241 Commentsby: Grey
A Muslim imam, a rabbi, and a priest are in a raft. They heard a tsunami was headed their way, so they went to sea because they’re hoping it’s a quicker death than having Garrett Mitchell, Sal Frelick or Blake Perkins as their fantasy outfielder. If only they heard Luis Lara just got paid and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Forced To Watch Sad Movie On Drew Ray
June 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 226 Commentsby: Grey
Just got a haircut and they accidentally cut out a piece of my brain, so bare with me [removes pants, Cancel Police break down door] That’s supposed to be bear with me! I realize that now! So, Drew Rasmussen never be fussin’. I will give you an example of this: Yesterday’s line of 7 IP, […]
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