Top 60 Outfielders for 2026 Fantasy Baseball

January 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 67 Comments

As they say in conductor school, “Hey, let’s keep this train going!” Or, “Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, is what we doing,” as they say in Snoop Dogg’s hooptie. Here’s the top 60 outfielders, which I bet you could’ve guessed from the title, unless you’re in that hooptie. The 2026 fantasy baseball rankings are there. Subscriptions are up and running […]

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Season Desist

by: Grey

People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavGwku88 — Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022 That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league. I’m sick it’s so on point. I hope everyone got to feel that “very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men” joy yesterday. […]

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Nick Lodozen K’s

September 25, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 161 Comments

by: Grey

Nick Lodolo went Holy LodoYOLO. Nick flew into Toledo and said, “It’s now called Toledolo.” Nick went onto the Paramount lot and said it’s Nick at Nitedolo. Nick Lodolo put on a luchador mask, called himself Lodolor, because he promised pain. Lodolo said to the Pirates, “You’re going the way of the Dodolo.” Lodolo said, […]

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Outfielders Earned Values Vs Auction Cost: Winners And Those We Shall Not Mention

September 23, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 1 Comment

by: Disco Stu

This is it! Don’t give up anywhere you’re in range; strange things happen. But given that player adds are pretty much in the book at this point, I figured I’d take a near-final look back at how players performed in Earned Value relative to their auction cost. I’ll use NFBC Auction values from March as […]

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Sheehan Is Believing

September 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 105 Comments

by: Grey

I’m writing this as Blake Treinen blows the game. I don’t watch the Dodgers that much because it’s blacked out. Clearly, I don’t watch them as much as the Dodgers’ coaching staff watches them, I’d imagine. So, you’d think they’d know what was going to happen. They had to expect Treinen to suck, no? No […]

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5 Interesting Outfielders For 2026 Drafts

September 15, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 2 Comments

by: Disco Stu

As we head into the Fantasy offseason, how about we take a look at some intriguing guys for 2026? It’s a bit of a mix of young and old, outperformer and disappointment. And totally not inclusive. It’s just 5 outfielders, I think we will all grapple with as we start drafting 2026 teams. George Springer […]

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Astros Have Front Row Seats To The Gausman Cometh

September 11, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 74 Comments

by: Grey

Listen, I’m as open-minded as the next guy, but: Kevin Gausman pitched a great game, and I don’t want to be that guy, but I think he could’ve pitched great without doing this after every strike [image or embed] — Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) September 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM What’s this all about? C’mon! They can’t […]

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Shooter McGavin Williams Almost Hits A Hole-in-One

August 6, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 183 Comments

by: Grey

“Weird that DraftKings has a bet for Gavin Williams to have a no-hitter into the 9th when he loses it to a Juan Soto homer. Feels kinda specific. Hmm, let’s see how this plays out…What’s that, FanDuel is giving a $5 free roll on an over/under for 126 pitches by Gavin Williams today? That is […]

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Bernabel Has A Heart-Warming Debut For Rockies

July 27, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 194 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Warming Bernabel went 1-for-3 and his 1st career homer, as he was called up by the Rockies. Warming called up and an immediate impact? Libs gonna wanna say it’s Climate Change Bernabel. How could Warming Bernabel be anything but hot at the plate? He’s literally Warming Bernabel! That should be what he says in […]

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The xFiles: Deadline Dandies

July 25, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 5 Comments

by: Maks

There are three important events in any fantasy sports season: 1. The draft 2. The trade deadline 3. The playoffs For many, the draft and the trade deadline are the only important periods. That’s because they didn’t even make the playoffs, rendering the event completely and utterly insignificant, if not a total depressing affair. Even […]

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Nick-Nats Paddywhack Give Lodolo A Bone

July 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 158 Comments

by: Grey

I know ya wanna YOLO with Lodolo. I want to too! Which is why I have great news for you! Yesterday was the world’s longest YOLO: Nick Lodolo went 9 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks, 8 Ks, ERA at 3.08. Have I mentioned (I have) that I’m going to love Lodolo next year? […]

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Seattle Can’t Get Off The Schlittler

July 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 208 Comments

by: Grey

Cam Schlittler (5 1/3 IP, 3 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks) made his debut. [trying to suppress giggle at his name, Schlittler] Guess it’s better than being Cam Scatler. I am shaking my head disapprovingly at his Only Fans. “Honey, are you drawing a little mustache on your turd? Oh my, that is so hot, […]

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