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by: keelinbillue
Welcome back to the Pain Train, Razzball Enjoyers and Haters. Since we last met, things have escalated quickly, and at the top of that escalator, there is a revolving door. No time to waste. Let’s hop in! Updates From Last Time We’ll go a little backwards this week and start with a few follow-ups on […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?In our 135th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer cover the plethora of new MLB injuries along with a few promotions before analyzing players off to hot starts to determine if the production is sustainable. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things discussed in the pod: Noah Schultz promotion […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Last week, we took a look at how infield rankings had shuffled around since the start of the season. This week, we turn our attention toward how things are currently looking in the outfield. While we do have more data to work with than we did a week ago, we’re still talking very small sample […]
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by: Dan Pants
Aaaaaand we’re back. I know I’m late, but I saw they were doing baseball hitting and throwing in March, and the teams were all heavily segregated by country, which seems kind of wrong, so I thought I might skip this, but also don’t tell anyone, but I didn’t hate it? Livvy Dunne’s boyfriend was there […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?“Weathers/Springs eternal,” he wrote in magic marker on his newly-burned compact disc that had all his favorite songs, “I Will Always Love You,” Unchained Melody,” Can’t Help Falling In Love,” “Your Song,” and “Something,” by The Beatles, not “Something” as in he forgot the song. He handed the compact disc to his son and said, […]
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by: Disco Stu
It’s 8-9 games into the season, that’s almost 6%! High time we rue all the disastrous picks we made and crow about all the winners we nailed. Or rue the ones we missed as those trains leave the station. Of course, I kid. Kind of. Hey, I’m human, and we spend draft season making calls […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Unless I’m misunderstanding Easter and the greatest story ever told, there’s a strong indication that Hunter Brown is not Him. As I understand it, Jesus gets his boys blotto on his blood that’s wine — imagine going wine tasting and being like, “This wine tastes irony.” “Like it’s dramatically contrasted to the opposite of what’s […]
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by: Latch-Key Kid
The last couple years, when I was on the Two Start Pitcher beat, I broke each week’s rankings down into tiers based on various types of cookies. It may have been a silly schtick, but as someone who takes his baking fairly seriously, it was fitting to me. Last week, in this space, as I […]
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by: Jeremy Brewer
We’ve officially reached the part of the preseason where optimism runs wild, spreadsheets get obsessive, and every batting practice video looks like a breakout waiting to happen. It’s time to roll out my Top 100 Hitters for the 2026 fantasy baseball season. Over the next four weeks, we’ll move through the list in tiers of 25 at a time. But this isn’t just a name dump or a recycled ranking sheet. This is an assessment of skill trends, underlying indicators, lineup context, park factors, and category scarcity all merged into one beautiful set of rankings. The goal will be to focus on a solid base of hitters while highlighting some of my favorite deviations from draft cost. This Top 100 is built with that lens. Not just who is good. Not just who projects well. But who helps you win based on where they’re being drafted. Let’s build the board — 25 hitters at a time.
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by: Grey
So, I drafted this team prior to the news on Francisco Lindor and it’s a draft and hold. Okay? Say okay! Tell me it’s going to be okay! No? It’s not okay? Fine! Thanks for nothing! That’s all right, I prefer to be playing from behind. Yes, that’s the ticket, said like Jon Lovitz. It’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Yesterday, I told you how to draft your pitchers for 2026 fantasy baseball. I laid it out to you nice and simple (if you have a degree in “What The Hell Is Grey Talking About?” Not a PhD, mind you. Just a BS.) Today, we forget all that jabberwocky on the who-ha and get down to business […]
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Pitchers and Catchers have officially reported! So have most fielders, the vast majority of whom have intact hamate bones. The season is officially in range, so how about we get cracking with our first OF rankings of 2026! PSYCHE! Before we jump to Outfield rankings, a reminder to go sign up for one or two […]
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