So what if you took a bunch of us “experts” and gave us $260 to bid with and populate a fantasy team? How accurately can we value these guys? Well, it’s technically still early, but not too soon to see that just like every other year, we’ve missed a lot. Here are the top 10 […]
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Brent Rooker
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I was expecting regression from Munetaka Murakami. There’s just no way he could keep up with what he was doing. You don’t strikeout that much and not slump tremendously. Regression I was prepared for. Regression I could handle. Not an injury! Not like this! Nooooooo!!! I screamed into the abyss and waited and waited. Finally, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Royce Lewis sent to Triple-A. Hmm, let’s see the Twins’ top hitting prospects of the last few years: Luke Keaschall, Brooks Lee, Christian Encarnacion-Strand, Matt Wallner, Spencer Steer, Edouard Julien, Drew Gilbert, Trevor Larnach, Royce Lewis, Jose Miranda, Ben Rortvedt, and Redfin Smart Shopper, Alex Kirilloff. Quite the track record. It just so happens that […]
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I don’t really have much to say by way of introduction this week. So we’ll just get to the rankings. The Top 12 Aaron Judge NYY Juan Soto NYM Yordan Alvarez HOU Corbin Carroll ARI Kyle Tucker LAD Julio Rodriguez SEA Cody Bellinger NYY Byron Buxton MIN James Wood WSH Jackson Chourio MIL Ronald Acuña […]
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Jersey Mall Rats Excited About Spencer’s Gifts
May 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 167 Commentsby: Grey
Jasson Dominguez went after a Nimmo liner (not an ocean liner, but a ball), and he ran hard into the wall. He fell, but eventually he was sitting up, talking, and he didn’t seem to be doing a Rod Tidwell. He was carted off the field, and, later, diagnosed with an AC sprain, hitting the […]
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For the 2026 fantasy baseball season, every team has about 35 games down and about 125 or more still to go after the first six weeks of the season. Since 35 games aren’t nearly enough to draw any conclusions, we will spend our early posts of the season looking at the risers and fallers in […]
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Great Scott! Christian prayers may have been answered as Mets fans might finally have some hope with rookie starting pitcher slash heartthrob Christian Scott pitching five solid innings of three hit baseball Friday night, allowing just two earned runs and striking out eight Angels. He gave up a home run to Jorge Soler in the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Bonjour, Razzcals! Quick Question: Who needs tax season when you can come to Ambulance Chasers to seek pain and view mind-numbing content? We’re barely a month into the season, and the injury ledger is already running as long as the zeroes on my invoice from Uncle Sam when I did a 401k rollover incorrectly. Taking […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I’m only half Jewish — as Henry Hill would say, the good half — but I heard Cade Cavalli went 6 IP, 2 ER, 10 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.82, and I started Cade Kvelling. Who is this, do we know his mishpocha? Can we send them some macaroons? Are they allergic to coconut? […]
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Ambulance Chasers: Juan And Done?
April 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 3 Commentsby: keelinbillue
Welcome back to the Pain Train, Razzball Enjoyers and Haters. Since we last met, things have escalated quickly, and at the top of that escalator, there is a revolving door. No time to waste. Let’s hop in! Updates From Last Time We’ll go a little backwards this week and start with a few follow-ups on […]
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In our 135th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer cover the plethora of new MLB injuries along with a few promotions before analyzing players off to hot starts to determine if the production is sustainable. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things discussed in the pod: Noah Schultz promotion […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Last week, we took a look at how infield rankings had shuffled around since the start of the season. This week, we turn our attention toward how things are currently looking in the outfield. While we do have more data to work with than we did a week ago, we’re still talking very small sample […]
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