Jared’s Got Me Jones’ing For A Breakout

Pittsburgh Pirates pitching prospect powered past six pristine innings putting on a powerful performance as he piled up nine punchouts! Is that too long for a headline? I really went full stop into the alliteration there, I’m so sorry, let me try again. Bucs heartthrob Jared Jones allowed just four base runners Friday to pick […]

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Con(nor)^2b(u)y

September 4, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 106 Comments

by: Grey

Connor Norby aka Con-Nor is again the Rockies pulling a fast one on an unsuspecting trade partner. Here’s the Rockies’ front office, “Who will we tantalizingly ruse this time? The Marlins? Okay, watch this,” then they do a move that you’re just left to wonder, “Are the Rockies so insanely dumb that they’re smart?” It’s […]

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Wacha Wacha Is No Joke But Royals Get Last Laugh

August 29, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 5 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Kansas City Royals starting pitcher slash journeyman slash heartthrob Michael Wacha pitched a real gem Friday night going eight innings allowing just four hits and striking out ten Cleveland Guardians for his eighth win of the year. Don’t laugh, Fozzy, this is vintage Michael Wacha Wacha, the only thing funny here is that the Guards […]

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Buy This Classic Austrian Delight: Zac Veenerschnitzel

August 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 116 Comments

by: Grey

Saw an open house on RedFin recently of the Rockies’ front office. You enter from the parking lot into the lobby, which was built to resemble a giant ear canal. Then you travel into the main workspace, where the office and personnel is supposed to be and it was designed to appear to be a […]

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Cubs Fans Happy To See Newest Starter Clay It On The Line

August 15, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 27 Comments

by: MarmosDad

If there’s one universal Cubs’ voice, let’s imagine them singing their version of this old 80’s classic: “You know I love you (you know I love you), you know it’s true (you know it’s true) It’s up to you, Clay, now what have I got to do? Don’t hold me up, Holmes, don’t waste my […]

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Buy The Lesbian Wash Towel Set (Her-Her)

July 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 150 Comments

by: Grey

The Heriberto Hernandez buys started on July 10th, when I said, “If you prorate–[Mr. Prorater skydives through my ceiling, legs crashing through, but getting stuck] Damn it, Mr. Prorater! “Sorry, I misjudged the angle. Prorated it at 45 degrees. Anyway! Heriberto is a 30/15 hitter in a full season of at-bats. Wow! Now, can you […]

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Twins, Your Uber Ride Is Here

July 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 182 Comments

by: Grey

The title of this post is basically snapping the Twins in half. They are like, “Please, can I hide my face, I’ve been snapped in half.” Which face though, because if you get snapped in half you automatically get two faces. One top face, we’ll call it Face A. Then your 2nd half face, which […]

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I Am Serious And Stop Trading Mead/Early

July 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 248 Comments

by: Grey

Late Saturday night, the Red Sox traded Connelly Early to the Nats for Curtis Mead. Check out Curtis Mead’s trade tree: Curtis Mead was traded from the Phils to the Rays for Cristopher Sanchez. Oofa! Who says the Rays always get the best side of a trade? Next up, Mead went to the White Sox […]

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The Roycester Gets Shucked

May 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 257 Comments

by: Grey

Royce Lewis sent to Triple-A. Hmm, let’s see the Twins’ top hitting prospects of the last few years: Luke Keaschall, Brooks Lee, Christian Encarnacion-Strand, Matt Wallner, Spencer Steer, Edouard Julien, Drew Gilbert, Trevor Larnach, Royce Lewis, Jose Miranda, Ben Rortvedt, and Redfin Smart Shopper, Alex Kirilloff. Quite the track record. It just so happens that […]

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Get The Gelof Me You Buy Stud

May 15, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 307 Comments

by: Grey

ChatGPT, please explain to me Zack Gelof‘s fantasy value. “Naturally, Grey, here’s what Grey Albright of Razzball says–” Um, ChatGPT, “I am Grey Albright of Razzball.” “Of course! That is a great distinction! Zack Gelof’s fantasy value is solid power and speed but will hurt you in average. You’re going to want hitters in Bing […]

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Corners Ranks, Tiered for Your Pleasure

May 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 13 Comments

by: kelder

It was time. Scott Pianowski did his corners rankings 11 days ago. Our fine site has multiple rankings per week. Peer pressure is a powerful drug. Here’s my attempt at ranks, and tiered for your pleasure and ease of comparing. This is the order in which I value them. Feel free to disagree in the […]

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Skenes Sends Rockies To The Pitt

May 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 350 Comments

by: Grey

April 13th was the last time Paul Skenes walked a hitter. It was James Wood, the NL leader in walks. Last night, Paul Skenes struck out the side in the first two innings, then Willi Castro laid down a bunt to open the third, because, as Biff once said, he’s chicken! In those first two […]

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