Howdy, Razzballers! There are a few ways to indicate where something occurs on a historical timeline. There is B.C. and A.D. or B.C.E. and C.E. As you have probably noticed, the All-Star Break is the de facto time horizon given for injury recovery. So, you could say we have B.A.S.B. and P.A.S.B. I guess if […]
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Adley Rutschman
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In our 145th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer navigate the latest batch of injuries along with some demotions before discussing prospects to target in dynasty/keeper during the upcoming trade season. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things discussed in the pod: Bobby Witt Jr. dealing with Grade 1 […]
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Missouri Fathers Celebrate With Dongs
June 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 273 Commentsby: Grey
“Hello Sharks! Every Mother’s Day, MLB wheels out there some pink bats. Well, this year I have something for the gentlemen on Father’s Day!” [reveals two rosin bags tied to the knob of a baseball bat, dangling, a quick succession of “I’m out”] “So, you don’t want to see my heated ice cream scooper that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?There’s literally nothing like a sweet summer Friday afternoon at Wrigley Field in Chicago, where the ivy glows green, the breeze drifts through the stands, and time seems to move at the pace of the game. The famous hot dog vendors screaming louder than the neon relish on the dogs they’re hawking. And as the […]
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Points Leagues: June Infield Rankings
June 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 7 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
It’s the start of a new month, which means it’s time to take a look at the positional rankings again. One thing I think it is worth noting before we get into this is that these are not power rankings in response to who has been the best so far. As a result, there will […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Nats Jumping Back Aboard The Crews Ship
May 18, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 268 Commentsby: Grey
On the Crews ship, lollipop, it’s a sweet trip to a post-hype prospect shop, where batting average [makes armpit fart noises] plops… Because my browser history is more than a little full with google searches a’la [baseball player name] + stats, let’s just say Dylan Crews + stats wasn’t the first Dylan to get pulled […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Jacob Misiorowski (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks 10 Ks, ERA at 2.12) needs to get through a whole season without losing his command like he did in the 2nd half of last year. Still a lot of time for that to happen. Remember, we all thought he might be the best rookie […]
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Miz Fastballs, Miss Bats
May 9, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 49 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Ten pitches: 102, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103, 103 and 104 mph. And that was just the first inning! OK,I rounded up a little, don’t be that guy. Speaking of that guy, Milwaukee Brewers phenom slash heartthrob slash genetic freak slash alien from another planet Jacob Misiorowski made his Yankee Stadium debut Friday […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Last time we did this, it was after less than two weeks of action. Now we’ve got over a month of games to work with. As a result, there’s a bit more movement than there was last time. It may still not be as aggressive as you might like. That’s ok. If you really believe […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Bonjour, Razzcals! Quick Question: Who needs tax season when you can come to Ambulance Chasers to seek pain and view mind-numbing content? We’re barely a month into the season, and the injury ledger is already running as long as the zeroes on my invoice from Uncle Sam when I did a 401k rollover incorrectly. Taking […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Yordan Alvarez went 3-for-8, 3 runs with his 12th homer, hitting .356, as he stays near the top of the Player Rater. Captain Woo Cubano has become something of a cult symbol. Rubber bands in his beard, mustard on his pressed sandwiches, long dongs–[Cancel Police break down the door]–I’m sorry! I was talking the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Kyle Harrison’s Cheese Makes Pirates Booty
April 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 358 Commentsby: Grey
I’m gonna try something. Gonna punch myself in the mouth and see something. [does just that] Berfect, nob I hab a fat lip. Thibs is great! [calls my league commissioner] Nob this isn’t a butt bial. I have problem wib my team. I have Kyle Bradish bub youb see I pronounce lots of B’s because […]
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