Royce Lewis hit the IL with a strained abductor saying, “Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-but! I want to play! My abductor is fine! I’m not a mollusk! I don’t have an abductor! Do I look like a mollusk?” Then Rocco Baldelli squeezed lemon on his head, sprinkled some Maldon salt and slurped him down. Bye, Royce Lewis, he returned […]
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The 2024 Futures Game rosters were made public on Tuesday, so I’d like to highlight some key takeaways that might be relevant to people with mid-week transaction set-ups.
For dynasty purposes, the Futures Game has always been an escalator for prospect fantasy values. Most people don’t watch minor league baseball on the regular, so their first time seeing some of these prospects with their own eyes happens during this seven-inning exhibition game.
My takeaway today is that values are going to change more than ever this season due to the new Futures Skills Showcase that will follow the game itself.
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hey Razzfaithful, back in the saddle after returning from a family vacation. With renewed clarity and a sunburn, I’m ready to take on a midseason review of my sleepers and deep dives from the early going. Call it a furthering need for authenticity. I do my best to practice this with my work and family, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Our stack choice last week came back to bite us as we were burned by the Braves stack. What else is new? The pitching choices were spot on, but I must be better at lineup construction. Hope you’re still with me on this as we give it another go. We’re going with our gut here […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Mets are ladened in Grimace. Oozing from their pores is that giant purple nutsack’s charisma. They have imbibed the Grimace Shake and are juiced to the gills. With that said, I was really impressed by DJ Herz. He dazzled up my goggles like a sweaty Kurt Rambis in a sauna. There’s only two starters […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?What’s poppin, Razzpimples?! Remember to bookmark that Razzball Bullpen Chart, y’all! I update it obsessively. Also, if you’re a sub (you should be a sub…it’s great value), you get access to RP Projections and the super badass Relievonator Game Log tool, in addition to all the other awesome tools we have to offer. Hittertron and Streamonator, etc. Let’s do it […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Sorry about not being around for all you Razzballeroos last week. When life gets busy, my secondary loves of fantasy baseball and gambling take a backseat to real life youth baseball and travel. Sometimes it’s tough to find an hour or two to put together the dynamic articles you know and love when it comes […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?About halfway through week 14 marked our midpoint of the fantasy baseball season. We tend to celebrate the halfway mark at the All-Star break, but this is actually our halfway point for stat purposes. That means you should be sitting around 700 IP right now if you plan to max out, or at the very […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Bias is an interesting thing. Before Grimmace, the New York Mets were left for dead in DFS contests. Soon Francisco Lindor caught fire and so followed the rest of the Mets. They have been the best offensive team over the past 30 days and just yesterday, on a 3 game slate, they were highly owned […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Grey and B_Don are back for another episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast. James Wood has been called up by the Nationals and you should be excited! For the first time in podcast history, Grey teaches somebody else how to pronounce a name when we talk about Jhonkensy Noel of the Guardians. Several other […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?“I grabbed Wood two weeks ago and finally it’s paying off with some pleasure!” [Cancel Police break down my door and throw me to the ground] Don’t you need a search warrant before entering my house about a cancellation? Ow, you are digging your steel-toed boots into my back! Lift them off me, or lower […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday AND Happy Canada Day, to my fellow Razzballians! It’s July 1st, Eh? I’ve always seen July as an ideal date to assess where the fantasy teams are at and plan the rest of the summer accordingly. But it’s also a day where we get all done up in our redshirts and (politely) tie […]
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