Nick came to Rudy and me with an idea for a show where we present a scenario for a fantasy team and through our sheer energy, not unlike the pantyhose, we come up with a solution for your team. A team we do not know at all, but can sense is struggling. We’re helping you, hermit, who lives in the basement of his mother’s house and is too shy to ask a question in the comments even if it’s completely anonymous. In fact, we are slow clapping for you right now. You can’t hear it, but it’s giving you the self-confidence you need to get a job at the local Dairy Queen and ask Cindy out on a date. Not that Cindy! She’d never date you! I’m talking about the Cindy who should be more “proactive.” We are not just saving fantasy teams here, we are saving lives! On today’s show, we go over the trades I made to get David Price and Adrian Beltre. I’m a trading fool! But, most importantly, we touch on what you should do if you’re struggling in average (or Ks or power or saves or pitching ratios). Guys that you can trade for to fix your teams. Rudy also uses a word that no one knows, including him, but we’re playing a Five-Dollar Word drinking game and he’s trying to get me drunk. Anyway, here’s the Razzball podcast (now with more elucidation):