Yes, I think it’s at least a five-star title… out of fifteen, but that’s like 30% or something. Which is also bad, but it shows that I can do math at a very average and sorta-accurate level. MAYBE. It might come in handy here, or one would like to think so, only because if we’re […]
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Jay is a longtime Razzball everything who consumes an egregious amount of Makers Mark as a vehicle to gain wisdom and augment his natural glow. Living in the D.C. area, he also likes spending time visiting the local parks and feeding lettuce to any turtles he encounters, including Mitch McConnell.
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Look, I don’t know what else to do with Steer. Rather, Spencer Steer, just in case you thought I was going to teach you how to drive. Which I’m not certified for, just in case you wanted to know. Which you didn’t. No, you are here for the struggle-puns (that’s mine! But you may aggregate…) […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Instead of marking the end of all my relationships, we can now use it as a pun! Plus, it was either that or going to be the “who’s the greatest rapper of all time” bit, which is always a classic, but what is a joke if it’s not self-deprecating? Not to mention, while I wouldn’t […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yes, I could be referencing an old movie from the early 90’s, directed by the great Robert Redford and starring then a very young Brad Pitt, or I could be referencing the 1976 book the movie is based on. OR I could literally be describing Emmanuel Rivera‘s propensity to run through random objects. Walls, Jello, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Aye, if there’s ever a reason to Bob Barker something, we should do it. If not for me, then for the sake of the pets out there that aren’t spayed or neutered. (Look man, that title ain’t gonna tie itself into the post, amiright?) So despite the dated reference and lack of any mention of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Who doesn’t need a friendly pat on the back once and a while? I mean, I pat myself on the back all the time! With life, it’s the little things (that’s what she said.) And so in terms of Dane Dunning, so far so good. And that’s definitely not sarcasm now roughly a quarter way […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Following the trend of pitchers trending down of whom should be trending up… and also assembling one of the best sentences ever, we’ve now landed (not literally, unless I guess you jumped your way over here) on one Nestor Cortes. In his eight games started over 42.1 innings, Cortes has put up a 5.53 ERA […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yes, we’re going sorta-medieval with the title this week… as opposed to going sorta-cowboy, which is one of my favorites y’all. I mean, when else would you reference “a glancing blow” but in a friendly (or not so much) game of jousting? And there’s more than one meaning here! I know, I’m so good at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?No, it’s not Bastille Day. I mean, technically it might be, but I wouldn’t know much about it because that would require roughly five percent added effort to open up another tab and Google it. That’s five percent I just can’t spare at my age and energy level. So maybe since we’re not a website […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Look man, when it comes to puns, you gotta work with what you got. And I got a measurement. Sure, if I spent more time on this, I probably would have come up with something better (allegedly) but at least since gas prices are on the rise, it’s at least trending with current events. SEO synergy baby. And nothing screams trending analytics like jumping on a player that just stuck out 11 without walking a batter in seven scoreless innings. With just two hits allowed, Gallen put up a dominating performance against the Padres, culminating in a very hot start to the season with not allowing a run in his last 20.2 innings pitched. If that wasn’t dominating enough, he currently holds a 0.80 WHIP, good for fifth in the league, and is sitting at 39 strikeouts, overall leader in the MLB. I believe that Zac Gallen has been flirting the fine line between pretty good to pretty great, but already adding to an amazing 2022 campaign, are we ready to shed the pretense and just call him great? Royal “we” I guess…
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yeah, I see where your head’s going Colorado, but that title becomes clearer (from the eye drops?) when you think of one Riley Greene and his current struggles at the plate. Add to the fact of the wide range of opinions during the preseason, and the idea of moving on, even this early in the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It was either that or Wanderwall. Yeah, I like Oasis too, all their two songs and the bowl cuts with sunglasses, they just smell like the late 90’s… and you know, the above title may liken Wander Franco to a whale. Still, it just fits literally, as the old idiom goes; to a location far […]
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