Neftali Feliz is now a starter. Or is he? Emphasis on the ‘or.’ Or is it on the ‘is?’ You’ll never know! Muahahahahaha… Yeah, I don’t think Feliz is going to be a starter. They got to the World Series the way things were, you change that? Ogando or O’Day or Oliver or… What’s with […]
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Chris Carpenter left yesterday’s spring training game with a strained hammy. That sounds delicious! Unless, of course, you’ve drafted him already. Then you’re like, “Jesus, Carpenter!” But you shouldn’t have drafted him already. You really shouldn’t draft until the last possible second in March. You don’t want to lose your league before the season even […]
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2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft, 12 Team, NL-Only
March 1, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 86 Commentsby: Grey
So we had our first draft. Rudy and I. We drafted a pretty badass team if this were 2004. Maybe they can show this draft on ESPN Classic. If I can somehow bait my leaguemates into my DeLorean, I could win this league. Rudy’s a bit of a fantasy baseball cougar, so let’s blame him. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Head-to-Head Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy
March 1, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy | 81 Commentsby: Grey
Head-to-Head, or H2H if you’re into abbreviations that look like R&B groups, doesn’t change a lot from our 2011 fantasy baseball rankings. There are 300 billion suns in the Milky Way galaxy. There are 100s of billions of galaxies in the universe. There are at least 256,000 planets exactly like Earth. Yet, there’s one Albert […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2nd Basemen to Target, 2011 Fantasy Baseball
February 28, 2011 | Uncategorized | 57 Commentsby: Grey
Between the two middle infield positions, I tend to draft a 2nd baseman early and punt shortstop. This happens for a few reasons. 1) 2nd base has more talent. That’s right, I draft the deeper position earlier. Same reason I punt catchers and try to get a 1st baseman early. If a position is deep, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2011 Giants Fantasy Baseball Preview
February 26, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Team Previews | 116 Commentsby: Grey
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team blogs and featuring their locally blogged answers to pressing 2011 fantasy baseball questions regarding their team. We feel this approach will be fresher, more sustainable, and require […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Well, there’s better young pitchers that I could go over. Shizz, there’s better pitchers in the Padres farm system — hello, Simon Castro. But the whole idea of these posts is not to pinpoint who’s going to be a great pitcher in 2013. This is about who is actually going to help you this year […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Fantasy Baseball Auction Draft, The Strategy
February 25, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy | 61 Commentsby: Grey
The other day I went over my fantasy baseball strategy for snake drafts. Lots of you know my auction tips already, but some of you just joining us — hey, close the door behind you! — may not. Lots of the strategy for my snake drafts also applies here. If you ask me — and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? PEDS: Performance Enhancing Draft Strategy
February 24, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy | 133 Commentsby: Grey
For most of you, been there, read this shizz already, but there’s Razzball newbies (Razzbabies?) that need some coddling occasionally. If you know PEDS, skip ahead into the comments and discuss my mustache. So, there’s a BRAN (Balanced Roster After Nine) Drafting Strategy by Rudy “The Fro Knows” Gamble. He’s also touched upon some fantasy […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Something Doesn’t Wainwright In My Elbow
February 23, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 90 Commentsby: Grey
Tommy John surgery, Dr. Freeze, Adam Wainwright. Words you just don’t want to hear. Okay, not Dr. Freeze as much unless you only get your news from Razzball, which I’m fine with but you may walk around calling people schmohawks and telling your girlfriend her meatloaf was kinda yawnstipating. Rudy totally called this one! (Just […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Here, friend, are some catchers that I will be targeting at my 2011 fantasy drafts after the top options are gone. I’m not going to get into the strategy of punting catchers. Been there, half-drunkenly wrote that. Click on the player’s name where applicable to read more and see their 2011 projections. This is a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? ESPN’S 2011 Fantasy Baseball Rankings Rankle
February 22, 2011 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 101 Commentsby: Grey
I have to warn you. When I wrote this post, I was listening to Geto Boys’ Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me on repeat. Granted, because the song is long, it probably only played three times. Since I was about to spit fire, it felt appropriate that I sat alone in my four-cornered room staring […]
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