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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
ET: The Extra Thamesbeastrial
Eric Thames went 2-for-3, 3 runs, 3 RBIs and hit two more homers (9, 10). *does exaggerated yawn* Justice Eric Ruth Thames is like, "Yeah, I…
- Grey
- April 25, 2017
- 619
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Itchy Triggs Finger …And The Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 4
So here's something ridiculous - I think the Oakland A's are my least favorite team. Scratch that, F THE CARDS! Even if they do have…
- JB Gilpin
- April 24, 2017
- 141
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Judge Away: I Missed on Aaron …And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 4
When you're 6'7", 275 lbs as an athlete there are a few limits to how you can reach the highest level. Running back? Nope. Shortstop?…
- M@
- April 24, 2017
- 69
2023 Fantasy Baseball
We’re Going Streaming!, Week 4: Ricky Business
Greetings streamaholics. I'm back for another week of zany hijinks and madcap fun in our pursuit of streaming perfection. Like always, I'll be sorting through…
- Mike Honcho
- April 24, 2017
- 21
DFS
FantasyDraft: Zack Attack Is Back, Baby
Zack Greinke, $18,000 was the 2015 Cy Young runner-up to Jake Arrieta. Jake from State Farm's second half was magical, but at 19-3, 1.66 ERA, 200…
- Teddy Heater
- April 24, 2017
- 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
ABABC — Andrew Benintendi Always Be Crushing
What if we're all living inside a Boston masshole's dream? This is Inception, and we all fell asleep sometime after Tom Brady was drafted, but before…
- Grey
- April 24, 2017
- 770
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Mitch-A-Palooza: Seattle’s Sultry New Event
Wait, what? The Mariners got Jean Segura AND for the continually underachieving Tai Walker? The same Haniger who's third in offensive WAR in the AL…
- LT Murray IV
- April 23, 2017
- 116
This Week in Razzball
This Week in Razz, Week 3
Moving the standard disabled list to 10 days from 15 was a horrific decision by Major League Baseball. If a pitcher is going to miss…
- Viz
- April 23, 2017
- 2
OPS Leagues
OPS Leaguers Unite! Thanks for the Tickets!
So I'm going to the Angels game this weekend, and in a couple weeks to a Dodgers game against my Cubbies. Both stadiums I've never…
- Phil B.
- April 23, 2017
- 5
DFS
FantasyDraft: You Just Never Nova
Early season DFS is tough. DFS on the regular isn’t easy, but add in the uncertainty of playing time, crazy weather, early slumps, offseason adjustments,…
- MattTruss
- April 23, 2017
- 4
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Top 25 Prospects for 2017 Fantasy Baseball: The Update
With roughly two months worth of baseball activity behind us, it's time to re-rank some stuff. Sure, that's an awful reason to rank things, and…
- Geoff
- April 23, 2017
- 154
Two Start Fantasy Starters
Two-Start Starters, Week 4: Wait, Jason Vargas?
In a week where Clayton Kershaw is slated for two starts (pour one out for that first one. It should have been another epic matchup…
- M@
- April 22, 2017
- 20
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Biking Bumgarner Bail Out a Big Bummer
There's no denying that works hard. Well, he plays even harder. So it should have come as no surprise when news broke that the San…
- Dan Pants
- April 22, 2017
- 84
DFS
FanDuel: Carlos Whispers
I’m with Streamonator: Carlos Carrasco is your No-Brainer O’ the Day. (Not to be confused with your Darren O’ the Day, which is a fish…
- VictoriaB
- April 22, 2017
- 0
NEWS
OBP Leagues: Headley Over Heels
is a guy that I haven’t been able to get on board with, really ever. Even when he had his year back in 2012, I…
- Elliot
- April 22, 2017
- 6
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Sell Texas Cole Since It’s Not A Minor Slump
We've reached the end of the line for Cole Hamels' viability. It happens to everyone. Robert De Niro went from Meet the Fockers, a respectable…
- Grey
- April 21, 2017
- 636
Closers
Bullpen Report, Week 4: Never Too Soon For Usage
Even being 1/10th of the way through the season, it is never too early to see some trends forming. The trends I am learning you…
- Smokey
- April 21, 2017
- 42
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues
Hey Batter³ Contest, Week 4: Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Thames Will Never Harm Me
It's week four and The Hey Batter, Batter, Batter contest is in full swing. And since it's week four that means it's time to…
- malamoney
- April 21, 2017
- 153
DFS
FanDuel: Thames, Thaddeus, They Both Score The Same Number Of Fantasy Points
28.4, 12.2, 21.4, 34.1, 24.9, 43.6, 28.7, 31.4. What Power Forward game log is this? You have a 7x day where he puts up 20…
- cinthree
- April 21, 2017
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Sale Gives Jays The Filene’s Basement Treatment
Yesterday (but really every time he pitches), Chris Sale went 8 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 13 Ks, ERA down to 0.91, and yet another…
- Grey
- April 21, 2017
- 425
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor League Update: Now With a Major Announcement
On Monday night, my top scout (aka my daughter) and I, loaded up our rented scouting station (mini-van), and headed out to LECOM Park in…
- Geoff
- April 20, 2017
- 80
2023 Fantasy Baseball
One Man’s Trash: The Return of Jason
It's been seven years since we last saw Jason Voorhees stalk and slaughter in a Friday the 13th movie. As we all know, it's impossible…
- Son
- April 20, 2017
- 6
Razzball Elite League
2017 REL Dynasty League Update: Week 3
About 2.5 weeks in, only 25 or whatnot left to go! Man I love baseball, so much time to make your shitty teams unshitty again.…
- JB Gilpin
- April 20, 2017
- 80
DFS
FanDuel: Good or Bad Pitching?
If good pitching beats good hitting most of the time, what does bad pitching do against good hitting? Or even bad hitting? Someone, somewhere (ok,…
- Big Pappy Chicago
- April 20, 2017
- 1
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
A Dozen Ks Ain’t Bad For Amir Rookie
Amir Garrett, or as he's commonly referred to as, Muslim Mrs. Garrett, took Natalie, Jo, Blair, Tootie and that little white kid, who no one…
- Grey
- April 20, 2017
- 520
Fantasy Baseball Injury Report
Ambulance Chasers, Week 3: Blister Jones And Me
If only Adam Jones had gotten injured that headline would've been perfect. Well, it looks like we are in the thick of baseball injury season! When…
- Kerry Klug
- April 19, 2017
- 50
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Rolling In The Deep, Week 3: I Senz A Telling Trend
This morning, I decided to look at my deepest NL-only league to see who the highest-ranked player who went undrafted was. It didn’t take long…
- Laura Holt
- April 19, 2017
- 16
DFS
FanDuel: To Kershaw Or Not To Kershaw, That Is The Question
Welcome to another beautiful Wednesday slate. I was so pumped for this slate until I looked and realized Clayton Kershaw $12,900 is on the bump..Don't get…
- Troy: The Collector
- April 19, 2017
- 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Starling Was Not Peeing Clarice
Such a weird week of Jodie Foster references at Razzball, and we're only to Wednesday. What will be tomorrow? Joe Panik Room? Okay, raise your…
- Grey
- April 19, 2017
- 625
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Bear or Bull, Week 2: Hail Cesar?
is the number 10 overall player on ESPN's Player Rater. The same Cesar is the number 26 overall player on Razzball's Player Rater. Cut to…
- Son
- April 18, 2017
- 42
Our Leagues
RCL Update, Week 2: The Week That Was
I hope everyone had a fun second week. There was some good, like Eric Thames going bonkers in five straight. There was also some bad,…
- MattTruss
- April 18, 2017
- 11
DFS
FantasyDraft: Donut Go Against Gausman
The man who used to eat donuts before and in between games, will now try to fill up the scoreboard with them. If you aren't…
- Ignacio
- April 18, 2017
- 0
All Podcasts
Podcast: “By The Way, Don’t Make ‘Jodie Foster Has A Large Labia’ The Title Of The Podcast”
The season is hitting its stride! We're still in the honeymoon phase, got a lot of hot-n-sexy still going to keep things spicy; more spicy…
- JB Gilpin
- April 18, 2017
- 24
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
The Pro-Thamers Smash Hit, “I’m Gonna Hit The Ball (500 Miles)”
In the 1700's, magic meant going into an oven with raw meat and coming out wearing a hamburger as a hat. That magic awed people, even…
- Grey
- April 18, 2017
- 662
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Sal Romano Throwing Cheese …And The Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 3
Man, after thinking about where I need to go with this intro, I got a mad hankering for Italian food. Just ordered some to get…
- JB Gilpin
- April 17, 2017
- 104
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
It’s A Sign Of The Thames …And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 3
A lot's happening in Korea these days. Not sure if you watch the news, but let's just say they're not happy with us in the…
- M@
- April 17, 2017
- 44
2023 Fantasy Baseball
We’re Going Streaming!, Week 3: It’s Better To Give Than To Luis
Guess who's back y'all? Anyone? Okay, I'll just tell you. It's me, Honcho. The dreamy one has returned for another week of streaming delights. Get.…
- Mike Honcho
- April 17, 2017
- 5
DFS
FantasyDraft: Robbie Get Your Rei Gun
It's no secret that I Love me some Double Entendre, (#JonSnowIsWinter) , but my hat goes off to Rudy Gamble. Granted, Grey writes the best…
- Teddy Heater
- April 17, 2017
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Zaxit
Joining Paul Hollywood at The Great Britton's Brach Off is Orioles' manager, Buck Showalter. Showalter said, "Craig Gentry (2-for-5, 3 RBIs) hit a home run with…
- Grey
- April 17, 2017
- 544
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Gerrit Cole And His 96mph Fastball
Fantasy baseball writers and analysts play in a lot of leagues. Take it from any mind on this site, it's very hard to say no…
- Lance
- April 16, 2017
- 21
