Yeah, well look, you go ahead and try to pun "Laureano" and see what you come up with. I promise its a journey from Lorenzo Llamas Lamas all the way to trying to connect a Laura Dern reference. Obscure, random, but Laura Dern... so still very nice results (come at me bro). At the very least, the reference in the title above comes from a culturally significant event which completely and totally (redundant!) ages me. Irregardless, this whole adventure was to get from point A (title explanation) to point B (framing the title explanation) to point C (move on from the title already bro) to point D, which is to answer the ultimate question: what's up with Ramón Laureano? Suffering from a wild slash of 208/361/344 after coming off a year where he hit 288/340/521, after the jump we'll explore exactly what to make of this now 28 game season (as of this writing) and whether or not we'll experience a case of the Ramóndays or a case of, uh... Well, I guess no matter what it would still be a Ramónday. I just don't know what I'm doing any more man...

Is it already time for my Jonathan Schoop pickup post this year? Geez, time does fly. Like your mother! What does that mean? I thought I heard she was a flight attendant. If not, I'm so sorry. Like your mother! What? I thought I heard she was very polite and always said sorry. Guess she's a terrible person. My bad, was trying to be nice. So, Schoop, rhymes with dope, not Shoop, Shoop-e-doop. Uh, here I go, here I go, here I go again. Five girl readers, what's my weakness? Men (who play baseball)! Damn it! I promised myself I wouldn't make any allusions to Salt-N-Pepa. By the way, George Clooney has really nice hair. What color is it? SALT AND PEPPER! God damn it! Okay, so Schoop has cut his Ks (minimally), but is hitting better than usual with a much flatter swing. Considering how much he would loft the ball vs. now? I think he can get power and average with his new swing. Maybe call it the New Jonathan Swing -- Tony! Toni! Tone! says Feels Good! If nothing else, Schoop is worth rostering because he's A) Not rostered in nearly enough leagues. B) Showing off a new swing that's working for him, and is around a top 10 2nd baseman on our