Yesterday, Carlos Correa (4-for-8, 4 runs, 4 RBIs) hit two homers across the doubleheader (three in last three games), making it look easy like North Korea during the 'imaginary' Olympics that are being aired in North Korea. "It looks like the U.S.A. is going to take 1st place..." Bad editing splice job, 20 second lag, bad voiceover, "And North Korea just edges out 1st place! Wow, this will be..." Bad editing splice job, obvious voiceover, "North Korea's one billionth medal win." By the way, are you as surprised as me that during Olympic competitions you haven't see any of this: "Okay, Argentina will now be serving for the win. Whoa, I think the Spanish coach just unleashed a nest of mosquitos! He's Zika'ing them out!" Seriously, no one is Zika'ing out their opponents. So, Carlos Correa found some of his footing yesterday that he showed last August/September. Wait, is he only an August and September player? Septacular! Now he's going to get to 25+ HRs on the year and be overdrafted again next year. We need a bad editing splice job to remove his 2nd half stats for next preseason. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball: