Complete-ly Mis-erable

MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]

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Up The Middle: It’s Trade Season!!!

June 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 22 Comments

by: Enrico Palazzo

Every year, millions of children around the country look forward to this time. Summer break is here! It’s time to not have homework! It’s time to sleep in! It’s time to get tan and play outside! Vacations! Camp! It’s all very exciting. Unless you’re a parent, where this hell looks to have no end, September […]

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Lessons From March: A Review Of The Pre-Season Top 100 Middle Infield Flops

June 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 10 Comments

by: Enrico Palazzo

It was just two and a half months ago. You were pumped up. Sitting in front of your computer, ready to select your squad that you would cultivate and cherish for the next 6 months to give you the glory you so deserve, and then… It all went to hell, specifically up the middle. Your […]

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You’d Think Noah Would Let The Reds Get A Pair Of Hits

June 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 193 Comments

by: Grey

One thing I want you to know about Noah Cameron is I loved him in the preseason. I wrote a Noah Cameron sleeper. That sorta love doesn’t just evaporate. I’m too invested for that. I’m like the guy who bought $5,000 worth of ButtCoin fifteen years ago, and is like, “I know, by now, it […]

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Points Leagues: June Infield Rankings

June 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 7 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

It’s the start of a new month, which means it’s time to take a look at the positional rankings again. One thing I think it is worth noting before we get into this is that these are not power rankings in response to who has been the best so far. As a result, there will […]

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Tiers For Fears! How To Rule The World The Rest Of The Season

May 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 11 Comments

by: Enrico Palazzo

I’ve mentioned fantasy baseball legend Tim McCleod before. He’s a Tout Wars champion, and he’s got an indispensable fantasy baseball podcast. He is also famous for his axiom, “Do not make changes to your team until after American Memorial Day (because he’s Canadian). Well, here we are. It’s hot outside, and the kids are getting […]

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Sanchez Acing His Orel Exam

May 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 194 Comments

by: Grey

Cristopher Sanchez had a May. Oh, did he have a May. Yesterday, he went 7 IP, 0 ER, 6 hits, zero walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 1.47. That brings his May totals to 39 IP, 25 hits allowed, three walks, 45 Ks, 0.72 WHIP and a 0.000000000000000000 ERA. Scoreless. Cristopher Sanchez now has five consecutive […]

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Why Couldn’t The Valdez Get Stuck In The Strait Of Hormuz?

May 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 357 Comments

by: Grey

I hear Framber Valdez and I think of the Exxon Valdez, and, boy, I wish they never let his ass out of the Strait of Hormuz. Framber Valdez went 3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.57, and, serious question, is he hanging out with Luzardo? What’s with the normal start, normal start, normal start, normal […]

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Points Leagues: May Infield Rankings

May 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 6 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Last time we did this, it was after less than two weeks of action. Now we’ve got over a month of games to work with. As a result, there’s a bit more movement than there was last time. It may still not be as aggressive as you might like. That’s ok. If you really believe […]

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Faithful Mets Fans Rewarded With Good Christian Value

May 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 33 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Great Scott! Christian prayers may have been answered as Mets fans might finally have some hope with rookie starting pitcher slash heartthrob Christian Scott pitching five solid innings of three hit baseball Friday night, allowing just two earned runs and striking out eight Angels. He gave up a home run to Jorge Soler in the […]

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Points League: Surprise Party

April 27, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 6 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

How common are surprise parties? Growing up, TV and movies made it seem like they were happening constantly, even though they almost never went well. In my lived experience, they are few and far between. Like with the threats of quicksand and amnesia, did the media I consumed as a youth lie to me? Or […]

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Middle Infield Rest Of Season Rankings: April Update

April 23, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 16 Comments

by: Enrico Palazzo

We’re 1 month into the marathon that is the MLB Season, and there’s nothing like reading over rankings to know where your boys stand and where you should be looking. I have taken it upon myself to let you know where you are and where you should be. Frankly, 1 month of data is a […]

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