There’s One Less Reason To Be Attached To Your Phone

September 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 124 Comments

People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavGwku88 — Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022 That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league. I’m sick it’s so on point. I hope everyone got to feel that “very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men” joy yesterday. […]

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Early 2027 OF Rankings: Top 50

by: Toolsy

I am shifting gears this week and focusing on some very early rankings for 2027. I will start with a list of the top 50. The rankings are subjective, based on what I saw this season. They rely heavily on present value but factor in growth or decline. I am playing to win, so I […]

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J. Jones Making Mad Men Of Opposing Hitters With Sterling Performance

September 22, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 64 Comments

by: Grey

May the glory of the final start be all thy holds in one’s heart and take into next year for thy future breakout. [makes the sign of the cross, only it’s the sign of a baseball diamond]. One of the things I will miss the most during the offseason is the random ace outing from […]

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Let The Good Times Arroyo

September 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 167 Comments

by: Grey

One of the first things you learn in Spanish language classes is how to roll your cars. You hit a corner as hard as you can and scream, “OYE!” [intern whispers in ear] You roll R’s? What does that even mean? The letter? I have a stack of resumes to replace you that goes from […]

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Fantasy Baseball H2H Streamers – Week 23: Rockies Tacos

August 30, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Head-to-Head Leagues, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 7 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

We’re running low on articles this season. There’s less than a month remaining at this point, and many of you are in the money-making portion of your season. You’d better believe I’m in the same boat, so these streamers are imperative as ever. It’s been an amazing season of streamers, and I always look forward […]

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Makes Messick That Parker Didn’t Get A Win

August 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 143 Comments

by: Grey

Messick, a noun, verb and adjective for when you are calling out to work and can barely speak into the phone. “Hello,” you mutter. You’re a mutterer all right, because you have your hand over the phone, so they don’t hear you’re on a raft in a lazy river at the Great Wolf Lodge while […]

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Trade Deadline And A Theatre Of Pain

August 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Outfielders | Leave a comment

by: Toolsy

There was a frenzy of activity during the trade deadline, and the outfield landscape shifted. Even though it is a week after the deadline, the timing of my write-up actually works out better. It allows me to fully digest the moves and get a clearer read on roles after the dust has settled. All stats […]

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Points Leagues: August Outfield Rankings

August 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 1 Comment

by: Latch-Key Kid

Injuries happen. They happen to every position, every season. But it sure feels like the top of the outfield has been particularly snakebitten by them this year, doesn’t it? Just look at the names who were, if not top-10 picks at the position, certainly must-start players who are currently on the shelf: Aaron Judge, Juan […]

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Sawx Wet Wilyer The Sox

August 4, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 182 Comments

by: Grey

The 1927 Red Sox are answering the age-old question, is it better to be loved or feared? Neither, it’s better to hit some freakin’ dongs! Louie Armstrong knows where it’s at when he questions, Wilyer or Won’tyer be my baby? By the way, that’s like Should I Stay Or Should I Go. Bro, “If I […]

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Top 100 Outfielders Rest Of Season: Everybody Hurts

August 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Outfielders | 10 Comments

by: Toolsy

This is where the rubber meets the road. For my first set of rest-of-season rankings, referencing R.E.M. and Michael Stipe feels so appropriate here. If you’ve been staring at your outfield roster on the IL, you are not alone, because everybody hurts right now. I also want to offer a quick disclaimer. I’ve learned a […]

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I’ll Adley Trade You Monday For A Prospect Burger Today

August 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 207 Comments

by: Grey

Marlins have been rebuilding since the early 2000’s, but there was never a real feeling that they were trying. I can’t remember a time the Reds haven’t been rebuilding. But the Orioles? They’ve been rebuilding for what, 15 years? Okay, but they were supposed to be done rebuilding! They were sniffing glue on their prospects […]

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Troy Melton The Face Off Orioles

July 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 162 Comments

by: Grey

I wanna talk about Troy Melton but first we have to acknowledge the Tigers scored 14 with the hitting stars being: Gleyber Torres (2-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 5th homer). I’m convinced Hinch saw that Gleyber used to bat at the top of the Yanks’ lineup — three years ago — and was like, “Welp, […]

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