Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, I wanted to go in a different direction this week after running with two old music references in the last couple of weeks. But, alas, things lined up a bit too perfectly for this one. Is it too late to say sorry? Maybe. “Yeah, is it too late now to […]
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I call him, Insane Bolte. BOOM! The pun boom reverberates through the home, and the walls shake. I brace myself in the BarcaLounger where I sit. After a few moments, the pun rattle calms, then a scream from the kitchen, Cougs yells, “Aftershock!” I grab the arms of the BarcaLounger, the pun boom is coming […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 10 Ks, ERA at 1.64. Y’all have to be of a certain vintage to get the full scope of this one, but like Kim Carnes once sang, “Who’s This Buddy Davis, Guy?” Well, I found an old graphic of us Canadians up here […]
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Razzballers, welcome to another week of Two-Start Pitcher Rankings! This week, the rankings are very top heavy, and the theme will be navigating the arms we have lost to the IL so far this season. Heck, even while writing the article, both Taj Bradley and Logan Webb went to the IL, joining the long list […]
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Marlins Can Snell What The Robby Is Cooking
May 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 261 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, the Marlins called up Dax Fulton because. Dot dot dot? Is his whole name Dax Robby Snelling Fulton and he goes by his middle name? Wait, I’m hearing Robby Snelling is being called up. No, wait, that was someone saying my neighbor Rob passed out, and they needed smelling salts. Why are you telling […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I have a bit of a lyrical zap for y’all this afternoon. “It’s been a mystery But still they try to see Why something good can hurt so bad.” Oh, Steve Perry. You don’t know the half of it. It’s been quite the Journey with Bryan Woo over the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Yordan Alvarez went 3-for-8, 3 runs with his 12th homer, hitting .356, as he stays near the top of the Player Rater. Captain Woo Cubano has become something of a cult symbol. Rubber bands in his beard, mustard on his pressed sandwiches, long dongs–[Cancel Police break down the door]–I’m sorry! I was talking the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, last week’s Wachanda Forever was much more of a super-zero jinx than a superhero celebration, so hopefully this week’s lede doesn’t suffer that same fate. But, there has to be good news now, right? The chosen one returns on Tuesday, and this fan of the Top 100 Starting Pitchers is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ritchie Proclaims He’s “Soy Capitan”
April 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 249 Commentsby: Grey
Patrick Duffy exits the shower and we realize stashing Didier Fuentes for a month on multiple teams only to have him suck was a dream. It never happened. Also, another sign it was a dream is that I was a giant tongue and Giancarlo Stanton was in a whipped-cream bikini. Instead of that nightmare of […]
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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Wacha-nda Forever
April 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 19 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I was all set to run with a lede for a certain Cleveland starting pitcher who flirted with a no-hitter last week, but Cade Smith’s attempt to lock down a clean save left Messick. So, I pivoted to another starting pitcher who has left many of us feeling happy, healthy, and […]
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Week 4 Fantasy Baseball Fact Or Fiction
April 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 4 Commentsby: RotoSurgeon
“Fact or Fiction” aside for a moment, what the hell is going on with closers this year?? Unless your name is Mason Miller, every highly drafted RP is either shelved with an injury or blowing up fantasy ratios weekly. Jeff Hoffman is the most recent bad man to upset all of his managers with another […]
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O’s have a genuine Jackson dilemma on their hands as Baltimore’s fill-in second baseman slash heartthrob is up to a Jackson five homers with this huge bomb in the eighth to give the Orioles the lead Friday night. Joy to the World! I thought Jeremiah was a bullfrog, but he looks more like a bull. […]
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