There’s One Less Reason To Be Attached To Your Phone

September 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 124 Comments

People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavGwku88 — Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022 That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league. I’m sick it’s so on point. I hope everyone got to feel that “very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men” joy yesterday. […]

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J. Jones Making Mad Men Of Opposing Hitters With Sterling Performance

September 22, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 64 Comments

by: Grey

May the glory of the final start be all thy holds in one’s heart and take into next year for thy future breakout. [makes the sign of the cross, only it’s the sign of a baseball diamond]. One of the things I will miss the most during the offseason is the random ace outing from […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Hey-o, Bello! Hold On To Your Hats And Cross Your Fingers, It’s The Final Week!

September 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 20 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Before we get to the goods, it’s time to shed one tiny, salty tear for the 2026 fantasy season. WAY BACK in February, when we were seeking warmth, green grass, and the optimism that comes with spring birds chirping their fantasy baseball song, this week felt like a thousand months away. […]

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Feels Like Kismet That Ex-Met Returns Like A Comet For 300th HR

September 15, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 64 Comments

by: Grey

Describe the Mets in one small moment better than Pete Alonso (1-for-5 and his 36th homer) returning to Metco, hitting his 300th career homer, a game-tying blast in the 9th inning and getting a curtain call in a visiting stadium. Sure, the takeaway is Albombso returned to Metco and showed them what they’re missing! Well, […]

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Wolverine Slays Cubs

September 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 113 Comments

by: Grey

Brewers cook up one thing: Excellent starters. It’s how they produce those weak hops, Amber. Know what ales them? Nothing! No ups and downs for a yeast inflection. Oh, hey, Googler, glad you found us from your search, “How to make beer?” This is exactly going to help you, because when I stand at a […]

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Ambulance Chasers: Buxton A Gasket

September 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | Leave a comment

by: keelinbillue

Hello, Razzpeeps! Welcome to the late season injury apocalypse. As we discussed in the last edition of injuries, we’ve seen some injury spikes that indicate we are exactly where we are in the season. As you dig deeper in this article, just pretend you are entering various circles of Dante’s Hell. We’ve got enough “no […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Christopher Crosses Up Bats And Goes Sale-ing Away With Another Win

August 31, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 17 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’ll start with a quote today, and I swear it connects to the title. “Youth is wasted on the young.” Now, I don’t know who said it, but I’ll assume it wasn’t Max Scherzer, Justin Verlander, or Clayton Kershaw. Maybe it was George Bernard Shaw? And, no, that last dude wasn’t […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – The AL Cy Young Report Card – Why Aim For A’s When You Can Have Cease?

August 24, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 21 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re officially in the final week of August, which means it’s a good time to check in on our AL Cy Young Award odds (according to the ESPN odds tracker). Let’s get something out of the way first: Cam Schlittler is having himself a fantastic year. But why put your hard-earned dollars […]

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N-Mart Is Like H-Mart Except He Sells BibimBABIP

August 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 187 Comments

by: Grey

It’s not all bad news that you don’t have Nick Martinez on any teams. If you drafted him instead of Paul Skenes in the 2nd round, your leaguemates would’ve lured you into Patrick’s basement. (Patrick is your leaguemate and the stock broker who keeps trying to get you in his fund, and you’re like, “Patrick, […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – The Pfaadt Boy Is Back

August 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 24 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a tough headline to figure out this week. I came very close to running with a Reid Detmers breakdown, especially after his 11-strikeout manhandling of the Royals on Saturday night. But the more I thought about it, the clearer it all became. It was time to get Pfaadt. And, […]

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Cardinals Not Feeling Any Baez Remorse

August 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 198 Comments

by: Grey

At the Vatican, staring at the Sistine Chapel, and Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam. Because I’ve been staring at so long, Adam morphs from bare-chested to having a Cardinals’ jersey. His, uh, lower half grows into a bat and God is not touching his finger anymore, but tossing him a meatball. An Italian man next to […]

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This Blade Paid His Dues (And Maybe His Taxes)

August 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 133 Comments

by: Grey

This lede was derived from the very simple question: Who the eff is Blade Tidwell? I legitimately didn’t know. I asked AI and AI said, “That is the part Cuba Gooding Jr. played in Jerry Maguire with the very famous catchphrase, ‘Show me where your money is.’ If you’d like, Grey, I can tell you […]

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