Unless I’m misunderstanding Easter and the greatest story ever told, there’s a strong indication that Hunter Brown is not Him. As I understand it, Jesus gets his boys blotto on his blood that’s wine — imagine going wine tasting and being like, “This wine tastes irony.” “Like it’s dramatically contrasted to the opposite of what’s […]
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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the first edition of Ambulance Chasers after Opening Day. *pretends to extinguish a candy cigarette while making a sizzling sound with my mouth* The IL has already been IL’ing. While some of the news this week is a little leaner than the last preseason article, don’t be fooled. As […]
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Buy Jordan Walker As He’s Finally Had Time To Age
April 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 374 Commentsby: Grey
My barber plucks a gray hair out. I explain, “That one I call ‘Jordan Walker 2024.’” Barber plucks out another gray hair. “That’s Jordan Walker 2025.” Barber points to a full gray beard. “Those are individual games. Jordan Walker game one, Jordan Walker game two, Jordan Walker–You get the point, you don’t need me to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Lance Slide Brings Sawx Down
March 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 323 Commentsby: Grey
Lance McCullers Jr. (7 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 9 Ks) was once in a rotation with Scott Kazmir. Actually, that Astros team with Kazmir had Altuve and Correa too. Don’t forget Marisnick. He was there too. How could you forget *nick? Now, in 2026, leading the AL Cy Young conversation is Lance McCullers. Sure, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? NFBC Draft Champions Draft Recap: I Cracked The Code
March 23, 2026 | Our Leagues | 177 Commentsby: Grey
The code I cracked? Not the Da Vinci Code or The Code, a movie I think I saw that I can’t remember seeing or who was in it and Google no longer works. This time, I cracked the NFBC code by drafting the best team I’ve ever drafted in forever. Forever, forever ever? Forever ever? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hello Razzball Friends! Less than a week until Opening Day, and it’s already gotten pretty busy on the injury front. It’s still too early to act on some vague or “day-to-day” reports of tightness or slow ramp-ups. However, that doesn’t mean hearing this news doesn’t get our wheels turning, wondering how a roster that looked […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Starters for 2026 Fantasy Baseball
February 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 100 Commentsby: Grey
This is the top 100 starters for 2026 fantasy baseball? This is the top 100 starters for 2026 fantasy baseball! Which means. Dot dot dot. This is the end of the 2026 fantasy baseball rankings. I can reclaim my fingers! Wait, I still have to do the top 100 overall and top 500 overall. Hmm, […]
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Ok, Star Wars gif guy, let’s not get too dramatic here. But for what it’s worth, it works – and at least we didn’t use AI for this one because I don’t know if I can survive that kind of roast again. Let’s not allow this to get in the way of the important […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?In our 102nd episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer discuss the how the trade deadline has impacted the fantasy futures of players dealt along with those stepping into new roles before diving into the standard injury and callup news and notes. Then we make select cards to enter the pod PC for the July Players of the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Phils decided to take their whoops, put them in a can of ass and unleash the whoop ass on the O’s. Leading the charge was Kyle Schwarber (3-for-5, 6 RBIs, and his 39th and 40th homer), who I’d like to take a moment to appreciate because I’ve never done that before. He reminds me of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Let’s start things off a bit spicy this week with some Red Hot Chili Peppers. There’s plenty of material to draw on here, but it’d be tough not to think of this tune when I’m watching a certain Red Sox starting pitcher continue to rack up quality starts. So feel free […]
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FAAB Week 19: Piecing Together The Trade Deadline Impacts
August 2, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 25 Commentsby: Mike Couillard
Well, what a trade deadline, huh? That’s about as close to a full-on video game dynasty draft re-scramble of the league as we can get, with an incredible 58 trades going down since this piece was up last week. If you are a major-league reliever, there’s like a 50/50 chance you have a new employer […]
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