Max Clark was called up by the Tigers and the chain discourse is about to get crazier than what was Nancy Reagan doing on Mr. T’s lap. You look at Max Clark’s sprint speed and I look at Max Clark’s sprint speed with and without chains. We. Are. Not. The. Same. You look at Max […]
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Kyle Stowers
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Troy Melton The Face Off Orioles
July 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 162 Commentsby: Grey
I wanna talk about Troy Melton but first we have to acknowledge the Tigers scored 14 with the hitting stars being: Gleyber Torres (2-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 5th homer). I’m convinced Hinch saw that Gleyber used to bat at the top of the Yanks’ lineup — three years ago — and was like, “Welp, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I Am Serious And Stop Trading Mead/Early
July 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 248 Commentsby: Grey
Late Saturday night, the Red Sox traded Connelly Early to the Nats for Curtis Mead. Check out Curtis Mead’s trade tree: Curtis Mead was traded from the Phils to the Rays for Cristopher Sanchez. Oofa! Who says the Rays always get the best side of a trade? Next up, Mead went to the White Sox […]
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Corners Report: Fourth Of July Six Pack
July 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 7 Commentsby: kelder
The Fourth of July and all its heat, loud parades, boring fireworks, and overpopulated spaces is now gone, as are likely at least a third of your fantasy league mates. Paying attention all season kinda guarantees a top half finish. Keep the grind, there’s always guys to pick up, stream, drop, etc. Josh Bell, for example, […]
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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Guess Who’s Back?
July 7, 2026 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | Leave a commentby: B_Don
B_Don returns from his international hiatus just in time to curse the Cubs. We break down the All-Star starters from a fantasy baseball perspective to see how these guys rank for the rest of the season. Is CJ Abrams the 2nd SS ROS? Is Junior Caminero the highest ranked corner infielder for the 2nd half? […]
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I put it off as long as I could. It’s not that I’m against rankings. I quite like reading them and using them. And I don’t have any problem doing them on a small-scale, position-by-position basis. But how the 5th best SS compares to the 13th best OF and the 9th best SP? How do […]
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The first week of July brings a weekend of organized chaos in MarmoVille! After this morning’s back-to-back baseball practices for the Marmo-lets, we’re headed off to Buffalo to catch a night of fireworks and Cosmic Baseball at Sahlen Field tonight. Then, we’re back at it tomorrow with a Weird Al show on Sunday in Niagara […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Missouri Fathers Celebrate With Dongs
June 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 273 Commentsby: Grey
“Hello Sharks! Every Mother’s Day, MLB wheels out there some pink bats. Well, this year I have something for the gentlemen on Father’s Day!” [reveals two rosin bags tied to the knob of a baseball bat, dangling, a quick succession of “I’m out”] “So, you don’t want to see my heated ice cream scooper that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Stowers Leads The Miami Pound Machine Conga Vs Phillies
June 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 139 Commentsby: Grey
What if we stop messing around and get down to straight biznasty? Kyle Stowers (4-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homers, hitting .226), what’s the deal with that young fella? Toast or toast with the image of Wayne Huizenga in a Marlins cap? Butter or butter melted over Wayne’s face? Still good or […]
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Complete-ly Mis-erable
June 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 42 Commentsby: Dan Pants
MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Forced To Watch Sad Movie On Drew Ray
June 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 226 Commentsby: Grey
Just got a haircut and they accidentally cut out a piece of my brain, so bare with me [removes pants, Cancel Police break down door] That’s supposed to be bear with me! I realize that now! So, Drew Rasmussen never be fussin’. I will give you an example of this: Yesterday’s line of 7 IP, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: The Judge Is Out
June 9, 2026 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | Leave a commentby: B_Don
The Judge is out, and fantasy managers are scrambling. This week on the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, we break down the massive fallout from Aaron Judge’s injury and discuss the best replacement options for teams suddenly missing one of fantasy baseball’s biggest bats. We also dive into a fresh wave of prospect promotions, returning veterans […]
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