People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavGwku88 — Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022 That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league. I’m sick it’s so on point. I hope everyone got to feel that “very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men” joy yesterday. […]
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Kyle Schwarber
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Phillies Bluntly Roll The Miami Pitching Staff
September 24, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 75 Commentsby: Grey
Damn, the Phils McCrackin’ homers vs. Miami yesterday, hitting eight! Starting up the dong charger, Kyle Schwarber (4-for-5) hit his 55th and 56th homer. Only 16 players have 55 homers. In the history of baseball. No one is talking about Schwarber and he’s having a legit NL MVP season. Everyone is in the shadow of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? So, I’m Gavin All My Love To You
September 23, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 76 Commentsby: Grey
Tigers vs. Guards was a match to elicits the tingles and it did not disappoint. I pulled up a loveseat that is in the shape of a giant Hamburger Helper Hand that grasps my buttocks like it’s your creepy uncle. First, it was Tarik Skubal, who went 6 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 8 Ks, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Bryce-A-Roni Time In SF
September 15, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 108 Commentsby: Grey
Giants lied to us. They said they weren’t calling up Bryce Eldridge (0-for-3) this year. Just thought about the Lilliputian who read, “Giants lied to us,” stopped reading and started running through town, screaming bloody murder. Come back, wee friends! I’m talking about the San Francisco Giants! One Lilliputian who was planning on visiting San […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Blue Jays Go Prospecting At The Olde Imperialist Anthropologist Shoppe
September 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 168 Commentsby: Grey
Setting up fifteen VPN redirects so no one can find my exact location. Now that I’m securely camouflaged, I carefully google, “Is Trey Yesavage related to Shelly Miscavige?” Google returns the top search result, “We know where you are Grey, and we’re watching you.” Rips tin foil hat off head and fills out paperwork to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Calling Up Rookie Arms Early And Often
September 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 93 Commentsby: Grey
Connelly Early (5 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 11 Ks) was called up by the Red Sox. He sounds like a character in The Banshees of Inisherin who you can’t understand a word they’re saying, so you put on subtitles but the subtitles are phonetic and also impossible to understand so you just nod along […]
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Fantasy Baseball Podcast: 2nd Half Leaders
September 9, 2025 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | 3 Commentsby: B_Don
The Mets called up Brandon Sproat. Despite his lofty pre-season ranking, is he fantasy-relevant? Then, we dig into the second-half power surge across the league. Kyle Schwarber is once again proving he’s one of the most underrated power bats in the game, and he’s currently sitting at #5 on the Player Rater. Is it finally […]
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The xFiles: Assessing The 2025 Fantasy Baseball MVP Race
September 5, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 6 Commentsby: Maks
The 2025 fantasy baseball MVP race is coming down to the wire, and the top two players are not players we expected when the season started. Based on ADP (according to Yahoo), we all thought the top players would be one of Shohei Ohtani, Bobby Witt Jr., Aaron Judge, and Elly De La Cruz. That’s […]
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Jonah’s Got Mets Fans Singing The Tong Song
August 30, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 16 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Scandalous. Can’t handle this. But the New York Metropolitans said it anyway. “Let me see that Tong” was the cry heard around the fantasy baseball world last night as the Mets recalled top pitching prospect, Jonah Tong (5 IP, 1 ER, 6 H, 0 BB, 6 Ks) in his first career start AND gave him […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Braves Fourget To Switch To A No-Schwarb Diet
August 28, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 129 Commentsby: Grey
Saw someone recently make the case that Kyle Schwarber (4-for-6, 9 RBIs, 46th, 47th, 48th and 49th homers) would be a terrible Hall of Famer. Not like he’d enter the Hall and pee on the memorabilia, but as in he does not belong. Well, I say, I want a Hall where he does belong! Assuming […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Bubba….just killed a man (with his fastball) Put a fastball against his head, pulled the trigger, now he’s dead! Bubba….ooh weeee oooh, life had just begun But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away (passed ball, passed ball) Bubba!!! OOH…didn’t mean to make you cry (by dropping you for Charlie Morton because I needed […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jurmichael Profarris Is Mashing It Up
August 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 157 Commentsby: Grey
Everybody wants to talk about Michael Harris II aka Megahertz, so let’s talk about him. Michael Harris II (1-for-5, 2 RBIs and his 16th homer, 2nd homer in two games, and 3rd homer in a week) is hitting around .400 in the 2nd half with 10 HRs and a 1.100+ OPS. In the 1st half, […]
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