I call him, Insane Bolte. BOOM! The pun boom reverberates through the home, and the walls shake. I brace myself in the BarcaLounger where I sit. After a few moments, the pun rattle calms, then a scream from the kitchen, Cougs yells, “Aftershock!” I grab the arms of the BarcaLounger, the pun boom is coming […]
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Kirby Yates
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It’s been fun writing these waiver wire articles throughout the season, and I look forward to the next few months. This is the point of the season where some fantasy managers start sleeping at the wheel, which means it’s time for us to feast on the waiver wire. I’ve also seen some bizarre drops of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?[pinches fingers to temples, mind-melding with the Rockies’ brass] Okay, I am now at one with the Rockies’ front office. I will be thinking and acting like them for the next five minutes. I want to trade Hunter Goodman for a Bible once used by Todd Helton. Hmm, okay, I am now trading for Nolan […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I hear Framber Valdez and I think of the Exxon Valdez, and, boy, I wish they never let his ass out of the Strait of Hormuz. Framber Valdez went 3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.57, and, serious question, is he hanging out with Luzardo? What’s with the normal start, normal start, normal start, normal […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?There are very few weeks when I feel uncomfortable with our streamers, but this is one of them. There just weren’t many great options this week for whatever reason, so we’re diving deeper than usual. That will leave us some risky streamers, but it should be fun to see how things play out. Our streamers […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This is my first season writing these waiver wire articles, and I love it. As someone who plays in dozens of leagues, this helps me just as much as it helps you guys. Deep diving the waiver wire a few days before the next week commences really puts me ahead of the field, and it’s […]
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Kyle Harrison’s Cheese Makes Pirates Booty
April 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 358 Commentsby: Grey
I’m gonna try something. Gonna punch myself in the mouth and see something. [does just that] Berfect, nob I hab a fat lip. Thibs is great! [calls my league commissioner] Nob this isn’t a butt bial. I have problem wib my team. I have Kyle Bradish bub youb see I pronounce lots of B’s because […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Mariners gave Colt Emerson $95 million. Now the first thing you might think is, how long can he stay in the minors if they’re paying him that much? That was the 2nd thing I thought. The first thing I thought was, what is his life like in the minors with that much money? Is […]
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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the first edition of Ambulance Chasers after Opening Day. *pretends to extinguish a candy cigarette while making a sizzling sound with my mouth* The IL has already been IL’ing. While some of the news this week is a little leaner than the last preseason article, don’t be fooled. As […]
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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 1: CarLOST Estevez
March 31, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 15 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Even though it was a partial week, Week 1 of the baseball season is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Netflix Releases All 9 Innings of Opening Day
March 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 184 Commentsby: Grey
[long inhale]…ah…you smell that? It’s baseball writers using the word verdant…it’s Thing throwing out the first pitch on Netflix…it’s Anthony Rendon hitting the 60-day IL…It’s baseball, baby and it’s back! Turned on Netflix last night to watch the Giants vs. the Yankees and I thought about my great uncle. He’s 96 and is a Giants […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF: 2026 RP Rankings
March 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 16 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Doing the same thing I did last year, except that I’ve streamlined the format a little bit. Blurbs per player instead of a chunky paragraph. I’ve got a lame neighborhood analogy for my tiers: Household Names (aka The Elite), Next-Door Neighbors (aka The Great), Cool Guys Across The Street (aka The Good), […]
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